Red Flags

[resercher]

It seems to me that common sense would dictate that when an sp advertises certain things they say to me stay the hell away no mentioning of particular sps or customers please . This is not aimed at any one in particular

One thing that i think is a big red flag that says stay away is that the SP advertises that she is available 24 hours WTF she never sleeps ' goes shopping pays bills etc?

When I have seen a bad review often times the I am available 24 hours thing appears in the SP's advertisement .
What else do you guys think are red flags that say stay the hell away ?

 

[Pillowtalk]

"No restrictions". Either it is a lie thru ignorance, or there truly are no restrictions. Either way, one to avoid. AKA "Anything goes."

"100% Real Pic" - If you have to say it........

Also look for posting 2-3 ads in a row, or within an hour of each other, 10 x a day. Desperate or what.


Also, any combination using the words "Hottest", "Best", etc. See above re: picture.

 

[Lurker 123]

Located in an upscale appartment in Whalley.....[/QUOTE]

Not really! Nearby SFU University Boulevard or Central City areas have very nice beautiful apartments! These areas are also part of Whally.

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

Located in an upscale appartment in Whalley.....

Hunka !!!!!!

 

[WreckBeach]

Whenever I see 'Available 24/7!' or 'No Restrictions!'....I think, really? Really? Two big flashing radioactive red flags right there that should have you running the other way. Constant name-changing and fake pics also fall under this category.

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

Located in an upscale appartment in Whalley.....

Not really! Nearby SFU University Boulevard or Central City areas have very nice beautiful apartments! These areas are also part of Whally.[/QUOTE]

Ya Hunka !!!

 

[tantalizeme]

"No restrictions". Either it is a lie thru ignorance, or there truly are no restrictions. Either way, one to avoid. AKA "Anything goes."

"100% Real Pic" - If you have to say it........

What may be red flags for suspicious newbies—or intelligent ladies committed to honesty, like Pillowtalk—can actually be green lights for more seasoned pooners with their bullshit sensors operating.

Maggie, whose ads all have amusingly lurid prose, likes to advertise some of her girls as having "no restriction" (e.g. Jessica / Monica at DL 1668). I never take this literally, as offering BBFS, scat, bestiality or extreme BDSM—just a pretty rich menu of non-superkinky services, including Greek, CIM & golden showers.

You got to cut those ESL posters some cultural leeway. If I had avoided Jessica, Fiona or Cici—just because their ad was exaggerated and their photo was a "100% real picture" (but of someone else)—I'd have missed out on 3 incredibly pleasurable $.2 investments.

Of course, Greek is always .4 extra. And they're humbly appreciative of a little tip at the end, like 1 green.

 

[steverino]

If an ad uses the term that the session lasts "up to an hour" it seems to mean that once you pop you are out. The session may last 10 minutes.

 

[Harmony-bc]

Located in an upscale appartment in Whalley.....

hahaha, that's funny, but I actually have a friend that lives in Whalley in a two floor loft condo, with floor to ceiling windows, granite counter tops, and hard wood floors. Her apartment makes me jealous every time I visit [and my place is nice], lol.

I think they've been trying to give Whalley a face lift, so you can get fantastic condo's for cheap. If I didn't love Vancouver so much, I'd buy a place there.

 

[Mr.Boggo]

Maggie, whose ads all have amusingly lurid prose, likes to advertise some of her girls as having "no restriction" (e.g. Jessica / Monica at DL 1668). I never take this literally, as offering BBFS, scat, bestiality

Lol, the next time I see no restrictions, I should ask if I can bring my pet goldfish.......

just so he can watch.

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

LMAO.....I just couldn't turn down the Whalley joke

Hey I know .. it used to be super scuzzy. Years ago I went out with this guy who worked for a big downtown property management company (ok - we mostly fucked a lot) ... he was telling me that all the Brokers there were buying up whole blocks in Whalley. All the little crack shacks they could find were getting snapped up because Whalley was gonna be the next Yaletown. I thought he was out of his friggin mind !!! Slowly but surely you can see it taking shape. Of course Surrey will never be as beautiful as Vancouver .. it's just not possible but it really is changing for the better. And seriously, the big crime rate thing about Surrey is bunk ... it's just not that bad out here !

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

Ok and here's one of my favorite 'red flags' from this end of things. "Ok, wear something super revealing when you come to the door - I'll be there shortly" I fell for this early on ... it's just a grope and go.

 

[WreckBeach]

Ok and here's one of my favorite 'red flags' from this end of things. "Ok, wear something super revealing when you come to the door - I'll be there shortly" I fell for this early on ... it's just a grope and go.

Is it bad that I got a really good chuckle out of that?

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

Is it bad that I got a really good chuckle out of that?

Well I only fell for it once so it's not really that funny right ???!!!

 

[Pillowtalk]

What may be red flags for suspicious newbies—or intelligent ladies committed to honesty, like Pillowtalk—can actually be green lights for more seasoned pooners with their bullshit sensors operating.

Maggie, whose ads all have amusingly lurid prose, likes to advertise some of her girls as having "no restriction" (e.g. Jessica / Monica at DL 1668). I never take this literally, as offering BBFS, scat, bestiality or extreme BDSM—just a pretty rich menu of non-superkinky services, including Greek, CIM & golden showers.

You got to cut those ESL posters some cultural leeway. If I had avoided Jessica, Fiona or Cici—just because their ad was exaggerated and their photo was a "100% real picture" (but of someone else)—I'd have missed out on 3 incredibly pleasurable $.2 investments.

Of course, Greek is always .4 extra. And they're humbly appreciative of a little tip at the end, like 1 green.

Actually, I see absolutely no reason to make excuses for blatant lies, including fake pics. I have no idea why anyone on a review board does, time after time, just because someone is pathetically grateful some extra special generous dude slipped them an extra 20 they don't have to hand over to their handlers. So instead of a take home of 60 bucks for everything she went out of her way, and into endangering her personal health, she gets 80. Big whoop.

I don't excuse native English speakers for the crap they put into ads, any more than I would ESL. It is an advertisement, someone is taking money for their services, and the damn things are shorter than this post. It shows a complete lack of integrity and effort to produce something half assed, and representative of what to expect on arrival.

Like I said in Phoenix's creampie thread, it doesn't matter what you think something means, it matters what everyone else knows it means.

 

[kenchorney]

Biggest red flag, I need a CC# to verify your age.

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

"Why party alone when you can party with me"

 

[Surrey's Jewel]

Good thing I ignored the red flags I got when you called me a year ago HMMDI .... remember I was kinda freaked out by your armed soldier logo guy and I sometimes think Vancouver .... "snotty, stuck up .." (it's a Vancouver joke) Sure glad I didn't listen to those red flags. You are fuuuu-uuuun !

 

[lenny]

If an ad uses the term that the session lasts "up to an hour" it seems to mean that once you pop you are out. The session may last 10 minutes.

Then i should be good for at least an hour, or three ;

 

[TheSpecialist]

Reviewing clients? What fucking planet are you on? Some of the women-sympathizers on this board are nauseating.

The ones who have the money, have the say. Until women start paying the men... they have no say, frankly. Does your hair-stylist critique your chair sitting abilities? Does your mechanic critique your ability to get bent over? No.
I rest my case.

A red-flag is only if one thing doesn't match another. An "anything goes" ad only raises suspisions if her location doesn't match - ie)north surrey, kingsway, east-van project housing area. But I wish Asians knew the word GIRL is spelt as such, not GRIL. I feel like I'm looking at a Burger King menu. Fresh Fly-Lice GRIL.