You guys are all so funny and beautiful.
I suspect that the OP is running for the hills and will end up with some lost cows that haven't been seen in a while.
Let's play nice. Did you hear about the joke about the Maple Leafs?
Really anything about the Maple Leafs is a joke.
Have you ever asked mapquest for directions while on the ferry? It's hilarious. She keeps trying to adjust, and then stops. Then she tries to recalculate, and then sends you to Seattle.
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