Then read them in the freaking Lounge bro, there is a whole pinned post second from top about acronyms. The thing is yeah you might be new to BC but it's your attitude is the problem like you want everyone to show you everything instead of searching yourself.
Good luck arranging an actual session with an SP because I don't see most girls putting up with your feigned helplessness/weaponized incompetence.
Dating apps are free. Respectfully you are approaching entrepreneurs and business in this space, and "just trying to get laid" is irrelevant to whether someone will take you on as a client.
Good riddance.