Attention all perb readers
Yesterday while I was transporting a patient from the XXX insane Asylum to her doctor, I accidentally lost her. Now be careful she looks hot, but like all new cars, looks can be deceiving. She asked to go to the bathroom alone, so I figured that was a fair request, but after 30 minutes when she did not exit, I entered only to find she slipped by me and went to the men's bathroom and left via the window. Now she did have a straight jacket, but be careful she does have a funny accent, you really need to listen to what she says to understand that she is saying.....XXX It would not surprise me that she will offer free services in-return for a little help. I need to locate her quickly as she needs to take her meds!!!!
If you see her don't approach her, she will seem playful at first, but she does bite when she doesn't get her way. Also note she has trouble reading English, but is very good at sign language.
Has anyone see her? If so let me know or I may loose my job, (maybe I already did?) well ok if it is not for the fact that I don't like the pay, but heck, that's another story.... if you see her,/him just call the SPCA! and post a picture of the capture.. I tried to call DOG to help, but he said he wasn't leaving the USA.... and he did not want to chase pussy....
Last thing, she answers to the name Rebecca/ Becky / and maybe BOB (still not sure)
have you seen her?