Really stupid people.

[storm rider]

You see them every day competing for the Darwin Awards.....my best example today
was an utter moron who decided to take his 3 dogs for a run by attaching the 3 dog leashes to his mountain bike....he was moving along at about 20 km's..all it takes
is for him to roll past a fence/hedge/car and have the dogs get sight of a cat and bolt for the cat and the guy is going down hard :doh:....and given the fact that he was not wearing a helmet a skull fracture is a possibility.

SR

 

[vancity_cowboy]

fucking grounding wires... when i was a kid a bunch of us built a ski jump at the end of my street. we drew straws to see who was the lucky guy to make the first jump. i won... or lost, depending how you look at things

i had to impress, i mean i was no chicken shit, right?

so i hit that thing just right and JUMPED at exactly the right moment... man did i fly... and fly and fly...

past the area in front of the jump, past the slope where we were supposed to land, past the flat area of the run-out... and smack into the guy wire holding the power pole up. as i hit it about 10 feet in the air, i still had to fall 10 feet to the ground - luckily there was deep snow there

dang pardners, the leg that hit the wire hurt. i limped around for about 2 weeks, but the worst part was when our dads found out what happened, they went down there and tore it apart! no sense of humour at all...

i can laugh now, but i sure wasn't laughing then

 

[bcneil]

A poker hand I was in at the MGM.

I get AK, I raise $6 preflop. BB calls.
Flop AK5 I bet out $10, get called.
Turn is 9. I bet out $40. get called
River is 6. No straights or flushes possible.
I bet out $250, get called, he shows a 2 3.

Guy next to him says something rude, he replies he was pot committed.

 

[Dgodus]

he replies he was pot committed.

He didn't mean money.

Guy was high as a fucking kite!

 

[PlayfulAlex]

A poker hand I was in at the MGM.

I get AK, I raise $6 preflop. BB calls.
Flop AK5 I bet out $10, get called.
Turn is 9. I bet out $40. get called
River is 6. No straights or flushes possible.
I bet out $250, get called, he shows a 2 3.

Guy next to him says something rude, he replies he was pot committed.

Meanwhile, we're all thinking, "Where is THAT guy when I'm at the table?!" Nice one, bcn...