Rant along with me
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I don't get it when people feel the need to rant. Ranting implies that you are outta control, that you can't control your emotions. A smart ass, long ago said that becoming overly emotional, or worse, losing your cool is a state of temporary madness.
The best way out of this is to go call up your favorite sp and and let her suck it all out of your system. Its the best way, its the experts way, its the honorable way. Its a win win situation, a quid pro quo.
Only problem is that my way of cooling down costs a helluva lot.
A long time ago, I was furiously pumping my significant other, and my kid walks in....... told her that I was looking for hair lice in mommy's hair. Sorry off topic...too much Jack Daniels and too little sex.
THATS MY RANT, I DON'T GET ENOUGH SEX, NEVER, EVER AND I AM PISSED OFF REALLY BAD. REALLY BAD.
The best way out of this is to go call up your favorite sp and and let her suck it all out of your system. Its the best way, its the experts way, its the honorable way. Its a win win situation, a quid pro quo.
Only problem is that my way of cooling down costs a helluva lot.
A long time ago, I was furiously pumping my significant other, and my kid walks in....... told her that I was looking for hair lice in mommy's hair. Sorry off topic...too much Jack Daniels and too little sex.
THATS MY RANT, I DON'T GET ENOUGH SEX, NEVER, EVER AND I AM PISSED OFF REALLY BAD. REALLY BAD.
As a swell start to my birthday, my car broke down on me on the way to work... Had to get towed... RANT!
Rant, Rant, Rant...
Something got delete and knocked my counter down by 30 or so posts... Rant...
Something got delete and knocked my counter down by 30 or so posts... Rant...
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who do some things in life have to be SO fecking complicated..?
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work is still WAAAYY too stressful
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I'm missing two someones....
who do some things in life have to be SO fecking complicated..?
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work is still WAAAYY too stressful
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I'm missing two someones....
if ONLY it were that simple.... at least electronics are something I understand...vancouverman said:
I thought it was don't try to reason with them... Or, is it bothvancouverman said:don't try to understand a woman
What the hell's the matter with you people? Don't you know the difference between a rant and a bloody whine? Not one of you have provided a good long rambling rant on any creditable topic. There is no righteous indignation, no fire, no passion. Complain, bitch, whine, moan. Come on people: rant! I mean jump up and down and throw feces! Find the anger in your gut and pull it up through your spine and scream it out through your finger tips! It might actually give your spine some rigidity. The seed of a rant is born in frustration, not simple inconvenience! The human god of frustration, Daffy Duck, is the prime example of ranting. When the universe screws you over: rant! When you cannot take action: rant! A rant is a scream into the void without care for an answer. A whine a pathetic cry for attention. "I got a mosquito bit and it's itchy" is a pathetic whine. "Those god damn little flying vampires. I will kill every single one of them with my bare hands. A simple slapping is too good for them. I must watch them die between my index finger and thumb. Squish, squish, SQUISH!" So find your inner Daffy and RANT!
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Review of Commander Chode's rant:
Looks - 5: Poor white spacing and there was a definite lack of upper case letters associated with classic rants.
Attitude - 6: He seems to have some anger, though it's expressed poorly
Service - 5: The rant didn't make me laugh, and I finished unsatisfied. Maybe it's was a lack of word chemistry, his style and mine are so different.
Repeat: Nah, not for me, but YMMV.
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Review of Commander Chode's rant:
Looks - 5: Poor white spacing and there was a definite lack of upper case letters associated with classic rants.
Attitude - 6: He seems to have some anger, though it's expressed poorly
Service - 5: The rant didn't make me laugh, and I finished unsatisfied. Maybe it's was a lack of word chemistry, his style and mine are so different.
Repeat: Nah, not for me, but YMMV.
Commander Chode said:What the hell's the matter with you people? Don't you know the difference between a rant and a bloody whine? Not one of you have provided a good long rambling rant on any creditable topic. There is no righteous indignation, no fire, no passion. Complain, bitch, whine, moan. Come on people: rant! I mean jump up and down and throw feces! Find the anger in your gut and pull it up through your spine and scream it out through your finger tips! It might actually give your spine some rigidity. The seed of a rant is born in frustration, not simple inconvenience! The human god of frustration, Daffy Duck, is the prime example of ranting. When the universe screws you over: rant! When you cannot take action: rant! A rant is a scream into the void without care for an answer. A whine a pathetic cry for attention. "I got a mosquito bit and it's itchy" is a pathetic whine. "Those god damn little flying vampires. I will kill every single one of them with my bare hands. A simple slapping is too good for them. I must watch them die between my index finger and thumb. Squish, squish, SQUISH!" So find your inner Daffy and RANT!
There
Review of Commander Chode's rant:
Looks - 5: Poor white spacing and there was a definite lack of upper case letters associated with classic rants.
Attitude - 6: He seems to have some anger, though it's expressed poorly
Service - 5: The rant didn't make me laugh, and I finished unsatisfied. Maybe it's was a lack of word chemistry, his style and mine are so different.
Repeat: Nah, not for me, but YMMV.
Rant
RANT! I must have ate something bad because I ain't feeling all that great and I have a kink in my neck...
Hi-ho, hi-ho, of to ranting work I go...
Rowdy Ranting Rodney
Hi-ho, hi-ho, of to ranting work I go...
Rowdy Ranting Rodney
I wish I could have caught the guy who tried to break into my car by using a screwdriver and pulling out my passenger-side door handle.
Never got into the car itself, but now I'm left with a busted car door handle, who knows how much $$$ in repairs, and a fervent desire to catch this person and beat him into a coma.
Never got into the car itself, but now I'm left with a busted car door handle, who knows how much $$$ in repairs, and a fervent desire to catch this person and beat him into a coma.
