Random Gratuitus Sex Acts!!

[LowerMainlander]

oh well, i promise to continue to engage in random gratuitous sexual exploits as long as i am able!!!!

Feel free to PM me with the 411 on when & where this might happen next.

Purely in the interest of verifying for the members here that the reporting is accurate, of course.

 

[timhorton]

I hardly believe it sometimes...but it is true.

I was flying to China (business class, so good stewardess to passenger ratio) and there were a couple of hot MILF....

Having dated two Air Canada flight attendants working Beijing/Shanghai flights over the last two years, I can tell you this is so did not happen. I hear all the gossip, especially about outlandish inflight shenanigans. I'd have heard about this most definitely. Nothing stays secret in that company, and a story of that magnitude would have ripped through like wildfire and everyone involved would have been suspended. If there were five attendants on your flight, there's even a good chance one of my partners, or one of their friends was working on it. (Both are too young to be classed as MILFs, so neither likely the recipients of worldtraveller6's prowess.)

I have heard about trysts in the crew quarters, but they have always been one on one between crew or the odd story of crew + boy/girlfriend. I've been in the crew quarters a couple times when flying on passes and had sex with the attendant I was flying with, but it's a pretty private affair.

Hooking up with an attendant or two after the flight is another matter. Two is pretty rare since they are not all negligee-wearing pillowfighting lipstick lesbians as one would like to think.

There was one attendant who had a side gig as internet porn sensation "The Swinging Stewardess". I think her name was Jordan, if I recall. She got in some pretty serious shit with the company for mixing her employment with her porn persona. She was mostly doing domestic/US flights.

 

[IMBCK]

why not? where are you my 24yrear old virgin?
i've got more than a few notches on my belt!!
i wouldn't want to hurt you though, ruin you for all others like!
just kidding!!!
i would be glad to take one for the team!!!

i like my new title "town slut"
every town needs a slut!!!
dirty girls kick ass!!!!
susieXXXO

I love your way of saying that susie