ran out of condoms
- Thread starter westside king
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Then she'll ask you to buy one at 711 before you arrived. 🤣🤣🤣
That's like forgetting the donation...
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Can't say I have. Though I did have the last one with one of them. I assume they got more after 🤷
Did it happen to you? And to follow up how many did you use lol 😅😅
Nah I’m talking first appointment of the day
And after her little bj routine no condoms
Nope, I always bring my own. The normal ones they usually have don't tend to fit well anyways.
Man I remember that. I think agencies have that benefit where everything is theoretically in stock in the "office"
That's like a Chinese Restaurant running out of rice. Can't say that has ever happened in the history of poon-kind.
I recently had an outcall from a well known SP from a well known agency and she forgot them. I’ve been a client for several years and had complete confidence in her honesty & I had researched her on PERB before, so I felt the scam likelihood was nearly nil. She was very upset & was wondering “ what to do” and I was cool about it - simply suggested we walk together to the local market five minutes away where I’d previously noticed some condoms ( while I was buying food & wine for our date), and I bought them.
Before we walked to the store, I clearly stated that our date time would start when we arrived back at my place, appropriately stocked as if she had arrived equipped as expected. She agreed.
I paid for them ( she offered).
We had a great late four hour date, possibly inspired by the calmness with which an awkward situation was handled.
I gave her the remainder of the purchase.
Win-win.
Sometimes giving people the benefit of the doubt is valid. LOL.
Before we walked to the store, I clearly stated that our date time would start when we arrived back at my place, appropriately stocked as if she had arrived equipped as expected. She agreed.
I paid for them ( she offered).
We had a great late four hour date, possibly inspired by the calmness with which an awkward situation was handled.
I gave her the remainder of the purchase.
Win-win.
Sometimes giving people the benefit of the doubt is valid. LOL.
I always have skyn condoms, regular, tight fit, and large. I always have 3 different sizes here. Plus I could take out shares in a lube market I have so much lube. My favorite lube and a bunch of lube rejects that I bought for some reason or another. Organic ph balanced for her or some nonsense. They’re all so sticky. Silicone for the win!! lol. These days I stock up long before I’m in danger of running out
However I have forgotten condoms. Maybe 2x in all my years of working. We’re human. 🤪. One time I was working in Whistler on a busy night and by the time I got to this mansion about 20 minutes from the village, we go to start and I had no condoms! So embarrassing. But I had a taxi driver friend, so I called my friend and he brought me condoms for 20 bucks plus the condoms. I drank with my client off the clock until they showed up. I was a bit of a fish back then. We had a good time. No harm done 🥸
However I have forgotten condoms. Maybe 2x in all my years of working. We’re human. 🤪. One time I was working in Whistler on a busy night and by the time I got to this mansion about 20 minutes from the village, we go to start and I had no condoms! So embarrassing. But I had a taxi driver friend, so I called my friend and he brought me condoms for 20 bucks plus the condoms. I drank with my client off the clock until they showed up. I was a bit of a fish back then. We had a good time. No harm done 🥸
Don’t we all keep a condom in our leather wallets so it’ll imprint an embossed shape of a circle… then we keep our wallet in our back pocket of our jeans so the embossed condom circle really shows through for giggling girls on the street? … west side story style?
And then when you put the condom on, it disintegrates in the middle of sex
That's fine...just remember to turn your phone off on fathers day
That actually happened with me once. Not with a SP though. Luckily had some extras
