Quiet amung perbs???
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They have
more than likely been banned. I've noticed that this is a VERY conservative board. If you dare disagree with anyone, or have a different point of view, you're out. I suspect this board is run by right wing christians.
more than likely been banned. I've noticed that this is a VERY conservative board. If you dare disagree with anyone, or have a different point of view, you're out. I suspect this board is run by right wing christians.
Hey Give Us a Break!!!
Some of us are on vacation and taking a break from sex for ethetic reasons, or are simply masterbating in order to save a few bucks.
Others are having sex but not talking about it...much.
Some of us are on vacation and taking a break from sex for ethetic reasons, or are simply masterbating in order to save a few bucks.
Others are having sex but not talking about it...much.
I am here........
But alas I am having major puter trouble, so typing can be kinda a bummer. I do miss being here and playing with all of you guys and gals of course. Story telling, I promise, will comence shortly!
Kisses for all and licks of course!!
But alas I am having major puter trouble, so typing can be kinda a bummer. I do miss being here and playing with all of you guys and gals of course. Story telling, I promise, will comence shortly!
Kisses for all and licks of course!!
Darth will not be missed.
Y Tu Mama tambien!
Sex is one thing. Abuse is certainly another and I'm glad that basic civility is encouraged and enforced if neccessary.
Be kind to your fine feathered friends...for a duck may be somebody's mother!
Y Tu Mama tambien!
Sex is one thing. Abuse is certainly another and I'm glad that basic civility is encouraged and enforced if neccessary.
Be kind to your fine feathered friends...for a duck may be somebody's mother!
More Helpful Info About langford
Once there were these two fellas from Langford driving down the road, when they saw a
police roadblock. The first fellow, Bubba said, "If those police see us
drinkin' these here beers, they'll bust us fer sure."
The second one, Earl, said "I've got a plan. Pull over, take the
label off your beer bottle, and put it on your forehead. Just put the
bottle under your seat."
"What fer?" Bubba asked.
"Just do it," Earl replied.
So they took the labels off their beer bottles and put them on their
foreheads and pulled up to the police roadblock.
A policeman asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir," Earl replied, "we're on the patch."
Once there were these two fellas from Langford driving down the road, when they saw a
police roadblock. The first fellow, Bubba said, "If those police see us
drinkin' these here beers, they'll bust us fer sure."
The second one, Earl, said "I've got a plan. Pull over, take the
label off your beer bottle, and put it on your forehead. Just put the
bottle under your seat."
"What fer?" Bubba asked.
"Just do it," Earl replied.
So they took the labels off their beer bottles and put them on their
foreheads and pulled up to the police roadblock.
A policeman asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir," Earl replied, "we're on the patch."
More langford Humour
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for the damn golf ball.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for the damn golf ball.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A. They don't have balls to scratch.
Langford humour
Was that an objection?
I could do Colwood or even View Royal jokes instead if you like. There's at least one good trailer park in View Royal, I think.....
Was that an objection?
I could do Colwood or even View Royal jokes instead if you like. There's at least one good trailer park in View Royal, I think.....
I heard the Times Colonist was going to do a "lifestyle" story on some of you sick phux Perberts.
So which one of you is worthy enough to do a news story on?
So which one of you is worthy enough to do a news story on?
Not I although..................................
They emailed me and asked, but alas again I missed my calling in life with the puter issues!!!!!
Hotornot- tell us your stories, will they make us blush and drool?
They emailed me and asked, but alas again I missed my calling in life with the puter issues!!!!!
Hotornot- tell us your stories, will they make us blush and drool?
