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hitrack

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Thats an old tractor eh?!?!? Don't you guys think thats an old looking tractor?? Man thats an old looking tractor.



PS: my answers NO. :rolleyes:
 

Big_Al500

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Hitrack. LMFAO
yup that there is one old tractor. Thing is I would ride the thing all day if it did'nt make a pile of noise and did the job well. I suppose thats why we all like new tractors eh!!:D

I'd probaably throw in a couple of bucks but I would want to see before and after shots
 

Horse99

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Do any of you SP's want to chip in for my liposuction? Think about it, without my belly hanging over your ass when we do it doggy, I will be more sexy in your eyes!
 

necko

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Anita's Massage said:
Szabina, there are women out there working for 8 bucks an hour or less!
If some guys are willing to help them, so be it!
But why would u or anyone else ask or expect us to, and if u do ask u must expect it at some level
 

FuZzYknUckLeS

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Internet panhandling eh?

Shouldn't this be posted in the "Help Wanted" section? :confused:
I think something like this comes down to one's priorities.
I, for one, would love to help your 'friend' get her new titties.
But, unfortunately, there are too many others in line ahead of her that need my $$$ even more.
Here's some of them:


 

gravitas

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FuZzYknUckLeS said:
Internet panhandling eh?
Why not on PERB, the board does have a history of throwing good money after bad
:rolleyes:


FuZzYknUckLeS said:
Shouldn't this be posted in the "Help Wanted" section?
It started there but since its for "PERB advertisers ONLY" one of the mods moved it.


FuZzYknUckLeS said:
But, unfortunately, there are too many others in line ahead of her that need my $$$ even more
No shit eh....the hell with the starving, homeless, abused, neglected people or animals this chick needs bigger tits.....the tits, won't someone please think of the tits!
 

gravitas

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Anita's Massage said:
she could be depressed about it
oh woe is me.....so if I'm depressed I have a hairy back, did you want to pay to get me waxed? better yet, I'll book an appointment with you* and since I could be depressed I want the the rub and tug for free :rolleyes:


*don't fear, not a snowballs chance in hell of it happeneing
 

Johnny Rico

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This thread kinda reminds me of this joke....

A local charity had been following the successes of the town's most successful lawyer, but they had never gotten a donation. The major gifts manager contacted him to try to solicit a gift.

"Our research shows that you make over $750,000 per year, but don't give anything to charity. Would you consider a significant gift to help the community?" asked the fund-raiser.

The lawyer responded, "does your research also show that my elderly mother is quite ill and has medical bills far exceeding her assets and income?"

"Well, no," said the manager.

"Or does your research show that my brother was recently in a debilitating accident and is now unemployed?"

"Or that my sister's husband recently died after 10 years in the hospital leaving her penniless with three kids?"

The humiliated manager quietly said, "I had no idea."

"So," said the lawyer, "if I am not giving any money to them, why would I give any to you?"
 

necko

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gravitas said:
oh woe is me.....so if I'm depressed I have a hairy back, did you want to pay to get me waxed? better yet, I'll book an appointment with you* and since I could be depressed I want the the rub and tug for free :rolleyes:


*don't fear, not a snowballs chance in hell of it happeneing
I don't know why but I always fiqured u had a hairy back but then I thought that of Anita too:) :) :D LOL
 

n2supersymmetry

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Chloe said:
Hello everyone!

This was a question....just a question!!
just a reminder, these are not for me...!! Im already a C, i dont need anymore!!!

the thing is, she doesnt really want to get back in the buisness....she works a straight job, and these things get expensive...im not asking for thousands of dollars....We wanted to see if people would be interested....and if you're not, thats OK! Shes my best friend ever, and im gonna make a donation towards them too, because I know how much it means to her....
so if you dont wanna help, NO ONE is obligated! We thought we would check out the opinions, so please, if you wanna be rude, keep it to yourself....othee that that, NICE opinions or suggestions or concerns are welcome....lets all be adults here and kep our opinions in a polite manner....
Thanks for your time guys!!

xoxox,
Chloe & ***The Secret Girl****
Here is a suggestion to your friend ... how about something called saving up or having a budget? :eek:
If your friend really want something, she should work and save up for it ... rather than getting you to solicit donations from total strangers. What kind of response did you or your friend expect? :confused:
I am sorry but it's just cosmetic surgery ... she is not going to die if it's not performed on her so I don't see the need to donate anything. She is a big girl and she should start learning to save money towards big purchases. :eek:
 

JustAGuy

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I'm feeling kind of depressed because I drive a Ford Focus and not a Jaguar. It's really been playing havoc with my self-esteem. I'm sure you'd all hate to read that JustAGuy tossed himself off the Golden Gate Bridge because of his stressed mental condition. Well okay, most of you would. Alright, some of you would. Geez!!

Anyway, this potentially disastrous scenario could be averted if you folks would be willing to contribute to the newly created "Get JustAGuy A Brand New Shiny Jaguar Fund". It would make me ever so happy.

If your reaction is to have a negative comment, please keep it to yourself. I'm quite thin skinned and sensitive. A hurtful reply would only make me even more depressed which in turn might lead to me upping the ante to a mansion or something. Thanks in advance for all the positive feedback I know I'm going to be getting on this. :) ;)
 

gravitas

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Anita's Massage said:
Why do I have the feeling that you don't like me necko?
I can't speak for necko but for me its not a matter of liking you or not (frankly I'm indifferent to you and 99% of the PERB membership or the planet) rather your seeming attitude of entitlement and that all men are misogynyst assholes. My issue with many of your posts, at least the ones you don't delete :rolleyes: , is that you quickly gravitate to playing the victim card. To be clear, I have no problem with people having a different POV then me. Hell as most have probably noticed I enjoy the occasional enthusiastic tête-à-tête.
 

stryker

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Anita's Massage said:
Szabina, there are women out there working for 8 bucks an hour or less!
If some guys are willing to help them, so be it!

How much are you chipping in Anna??

Fuck:rolleyes: ,,your phyco babble amazes me:rolleyes:




I forgot an "R",,sorry kids
 

shedevil

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stryker said:
phyco babble

Is an Alan Parson's Project song. lol

Fake tits are fucking UGLY and I wouldn't drop a dime for anyone to have those inflated pieces of shit.

Live without them. They're not all they're cracked up to be. I have huge back problems.

SD
 

cobra26

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guys no need to be so rude,like i said i have seen this girl and i know that she has 5 younger bros she takes care of so saving is out of the question....i think all the post was for was too get feedback,not insults and to make the poor girl feel bad...like the post says..."just a question"
 

Creole Lady Marmalade

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Breast Augmentation is such a self-indulgent thing to do. What's worse is soliciting donations from complete strangers is so gutless. Chloe, as some have suggested she should consider saving up for them instead of having random people own a part of her body. What's kills the self esteem more, having micromastia (small breastedness) or knowing that she doesn't own her entire body? I have a better solution.



It's called a fuckin' push-up bra!!!!
 
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gravitas

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cobra26 said:
know that she has 5 younger bros she takes care of so saving is out of the question
And your point is what exactly? Because she has obligations to help look after her family complete strangers should pay for a purely cosmetic and elective surgery (and Anita spare me the bullshit she needs it because she feels bad)?


cobra26 said:
the post was for was too get feedback
And feedback is what was provided. Should everyone refrain unless they agree?


Creole Lady Marmalade said:
Breast Augmentation is such a self-indulgent thing to do. What's worse is soliciting donations from complete strangers is so gutless

I have a better a better solution.....It's called a fuckin' push-up bra!!!!
For once I agree with CLM
 

xoxo Amie

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Creole Lady Marmalade said:
Breast Augmentation is such a self-indulgent thing to do. What's worse is soliciting donations from complete strangers is so gutless. Chloe, as some have suggested she should consider saving up for them instead of having random people own a part of her body. What's kills the self esteem more, having micromastia (small breastedness) or knowing that she doesn't own her entire body? I have a better a better solution.



It's called a fuckin' push-up bra!!!!
^^^ :cool: THANK YOU CLM! .... exactly what the Lady said ^^^
 

georgebushmoron

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Wow. Panhandling from complete strangers for a breast job. Chloe, tell your bottom feeding friend to get some self respect. And to top it off the Anitazi wants us guys to pay for the chick's low self esteem. It's unfuckingbelievable.
 
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