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Question to all Sp's

Ms Erica Phoenix

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The "yucky" taste usually comes from the spermicidal lubricant. If you are intent on buying ones with with Spermicide, then do not use them for oral. The Magnum ones pictured do not taste "yucky"
See? I learned something else!

As I have nowhere for the sperm to land should it accidentally escape (hysterectomy* due to cancer scare 3 years ago) I am not worried about Spermicide, ~V~

*threw away the baby carriage, but kept the box it came in...
 

Thatotherguy

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It's the same brand I bought when I first started (last March!)...It's the Lifestyles Ultra Thins. I've never had a problem size-wise in terms of girth or length, and lately, there has been a gentleman or two who's put that to the test! My close vision being somewhat lousy in low light, I might occasionally put one on BACKWARDS (and hilarity ensues...) but they always fit, they don't taste yucky if CBJ is the preference, and they are excellent value for the dollar!
You might not think you've had a problem size-wise, but if you've had a gentleman or two who put that to the test, I'd be willing to bet that they feel differently. You can physically get a regular size condom onto almost any size penis. That doesn't mean it fits. Speaking for myself, I can get a regular size condom on, but it's downright painful. For a condom to actually fit properly, it should be both comfortable, and not in danger of either breaking or slipping off.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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Jun 24, 2013
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You might not think you've had a problem size-wise, but if you've had a gentleman or two who put that to the test, I'd be willing to bet that they feel differently. You can physically get a regular size condom onto almost any size penis. That doesn't mean it fits. Speaking for myself, I can get a regular size condom on, but it's downright painful. For a condom to actually fit properly, it should be both comfortable, and not in danger of either breaking or slipping off.
Fair enough, I'll rephrase..

None of the gentlemen who have ever come to see me has ever complained about a problem with a condom feeling too small or too tight. Usually, when they make a comment about something being awfully tight, it ain't the condom! :wink: Either it hasn't been an issue for them or they are too polite to say so...I will be adjusting my stock in lieu of what I've learned here, and anyone who feels the need to request something different condom-wise is welcome to inquire discreetly!

xox
Ms Erica
 

Peyton Anders

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I have a latex allergy. Its frustrating theres not many latex-free options out there.
I have a provider friend that's also extremely sensitive to latex options. She swears by the Lifestyles Polyurethane ones (the name is definitely escaping right now, maybe Thins? I'm not sure).
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

Satisfaction Provider
Jun 24, 2013
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In Your Wildest Dreams!
You might not think you've had a problem size-wise, but if you've had a gentleman or two who put that to the test, I'd be willing to bet that they feel differently. You can physically get a regular size condom onto almost any size penis. That doesn't mean it fits. Speaking for myself, I can get a regular size condom on, but it's downright painful. For a condom to actually fit properly, it should be both comfortable, and not in danger of either breaking or slipping off.
I have since switched it up and started buying Magnums too, and a few times I have indeed been glad!
 

Violet

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Because once upon a time, a long time ago there was a fairy condom Godmother. The Godmother watched over all the fair escorts in the kingdom of Vancouver to make sure they were safe during their forays with the gentlemen in the land. Though the Godmother was benevolent, she was only able to create enough latex for regular size condoms (as it is common knowledge that latex is made from unicorn tears and dreams). Thus, the fair escorts were never able to acquire the Extra Big condoms. The end.
You are awesome!

weird how there's never a thread about how escorts just don't keep enough teeny tiny condoms stocked and on hand for those that require them.

wonder why that is
I was thinking the same thing ;)

As to the OP, if one has an unusual condom requirement of any type (extra large, extra small, non-latex, etc) it is quite easy to just ask beforehand and/or bring one's own. I know there are some ladies who prefer clients not supply the condoms so in such a case I believe it is the SP's responsibility to stock a greater assortment of condom types, however I think your best bet is always to notify the SP beforehand if you need something specific. The majority of men are comfortable with standard size condoms, that is why a standard size exists, so IMO it is not that unreasonable for an SP to simply keep standard size condoms on hand, especially if she is a low volume provider and has not seen you before. In fact, if you feel you need extra large condoms, it might be wise to bring that up with an SP beforehand regardless, in order to make sure she will be comfortable with an enormous penis ;)
 
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