Question to all Sp's

[Peyton Anders]

I did not have the pleasure to meet you, but I think I just fell in love!

Well there's always room in my heart for more beautiful women!

 

[yazoo]

They have them... I asked for digits with an SP a while back and she got me a condom for my finger. A real condom, in a real wrapper, and it was so tiny it was snug on my index finger.

 

[BORKO]

is it penii or penises?

Huge. They are huge.

 

[cherise]

weird how there's never a thread about how escorts just don't keep enough teeny tiny condoms stocked and on hand for those that require them.

wonder why that is

omg....you just made me pee a lttle i think! might've been a squirt though too

 

[mimi]

LOL....the big question is why drugstores don't stock them....I remember a few clients with cocks as big as my elbow to fist, and a large condom wouldn't even stretch over the head. Pretty sad when you have to wrap up an appointment because you don't have the tools to do the job. (no pun intended) Large condoms seem only marginally bigger than regular size condoms. Even the xls don't work for a lot of big boys. My current squeeze is hard to cover.

Be nice if a woman is forewarned so she can make sure she has them on hand.

 

[Peyton Anders]

LOL....the big question is why drugstores don't stock them....I remember a few clients with cocks as big as my elbow to fist, and a large condom wouldn't even stretch over the head. Pretty sad when you have to wrap up an appointment because you don't have the tools to do the job. (no pun intended) Large condoms seem only marginally bigger than regular size condoms. Even the xls don't work for a lot of big boys. My current squeeze is hard to cover.

Be nice if a woman is forewarned so she can make sure she has them on hand.

I think someone else brought it up before, but if they're too large for even the largest condoms you might want to look at using female condoms instead. With proper use they're as effective as conventional condoms.

 

[cherise]

if they're too large for even the largest condoms you might want to look at using your hands instead .....hehe

fixed that lolz

 

[Peyton Anders]

fixed that lolz

There's always many solutions to a problem! I mean, there's nothing in life that a good amount of lube and hand dexterity can't solve.

 

[mimi]

Yeah, I remember I was using the female condoms back then, and even that wouldn't work. Some guys are born unlucky. I remember the dude I was called out to on my first day back in the early nineties; he had asked for a woman who was exceptionally tall, and I was the tallest in the agency. Turns out it was because he thought a tall woman would be able to fit him inside....trust me...no! I doubt anything smaller than a cute farm animal with four legs could accommodate him.

 

[newkind]

I have to say that magnums are far more comfortable than those tight constricting ones that most SP's carry and squeeze on, but worse than getting into a tight one is having a K girl refuse service because she is worried you will stretch her, or others who will put a double condom on your for fear the small on large might break.

honestly it seems more and more the kgirls are pulling that crap, I don't remember it being that bad of a problem a few years ago, but lately almost 2 out of 3 are complaining or putting their hands in the way or even the occasional total refusal, etc....... it is taking the fun out of it

 

[PierreCoeur]

yes it does take the fun out of it, cause I had the same experience with them putting their hands in the way too and with a lot of verbal whiney instructions at the same time

 

[PierreCoeur]

In fact I am so paranoid about them right now, that I have not visited any in about three weeks, thinking a few might be post op transgendered. The horror just scares the bee geezus out of me.

 

[VanessaofBC]

They have them... I asked for digits with an SP a while back and she got me a condom for my finger. A real condom, in a real wrapper, and it was so tiny it was snug on my index finger.

I believe the term is finger cot.

They are commonly used in restaurant kitchens. If you cut yourself while working you just throw on a band aid and put the "finger condom " on top. I have seen them used in nail salons and other places where it would be inappropriate to have a bandaged finger visible.

My GF also used them for prostate play.

honestly it seems more and more the kgirls are pulling that crap, I don't remember it being that bad of a problem a few years ago, but lately almost 2 out of 3 are complaining or putting their hands in the way or even the occasional total refusal, etc....... it is taking the fun out of it

From my understanding it is even more unsafe to "double up".

 

[cherise]

From my understanding it is even more unsafe to "double up".

i have also heard this....i think it has something to do with the friction between the two pieces of latex causes them to rupture

 

[cherise]

and coming to a druggist near you in 2015.....
anal condoms
and non rolled condoms for him and her
http://www.origamicondoms.com/#!analcondom/cow7

 

[sbill]

Yeah, I remember ...trust me...no! I doubt anything smaller than a cute farm animal with four legs could accommodate him.

So, would that be a Trojan horse??

 

[Miss*Bijou]

I have to say that magnums are far more comfortable than those tight constricting ones that most SP's carry and squeeze on, but worse than getting into a tight one is having a K girl refuse service because she is worried you will stretch her, or others who will put a double condom on your for fear the small on large might break.

Are you serious? Those SP's really need to get a clue. Double condom is the most stupid thing to do, especially if they're worried the condom will break. OMG. I mean, I'm sorry but if an SP doesn't know better and is doing this, I don't know how much I would trust her. Ffs.

Double your pleasure, double your fun? Well, not in this case. Using two male condoms at the same time isn’t recommended for pregnancy prevention or as a safer sex method. In fact, "double-bagging" as it is sometimes called, can increase the friction between the condoms during intercourse, making them more likely to rip or tear. This could be why you haven’t heard of using two condoms at once before — because it is, in fact, counterproductive. The same goes for using a male condom and female condom at the same time.

Sorry but next time an SP tries to get you to put on a second condom, tell her she's an idiot.


As for the 'worried you will stretch her', well, obviously equally stupid. Sheesh.

 

[kauffman]

Why do most sp's in Van never have xl magnum condoms, they have all other sizes except xl magnums.

So that people like you have the opportunity to write that and h:clap2pe everyone is wondering if you have an xtra large package

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Maybe seeing a different calibre of ladies is in order? And/or just ask ahead of time, that way if a lady knows she cannot accommodate she can at least tell you. But yeah female condoms are great for this. But as far as large ones go my fav are the Lifestyles xl ones, they are fairly new.. not sure what stores you can buy them in (I buy condoms online.. I buy most things online..)

And yes, trojan condoms (all trojan condoms) smell and taste awful, they leave a stinky yucky residue everywhere, yuck!

And Peyton- you are fucking hilarious! <3

Well this thread has been an eye-opener! I learn so much from you people!

I'll be honest: I usually only have one brand and one size available. It's the same brand I bought when I first started (last March!)...It's the Lifestyles Ultra Thins. I've never had a problem size-wise in terms of girth or length, and lately, there has been a gentleman or two who's put that to the test! My close vision being somewhat lousy in low light, I might occasionally put one on BACKWARDS (and hilarity ensues...) but they always fit, they don't taste yucky if CBJ is the preference, and they are excellent value for the dollar!

 

[VanessaofBC]

Well this thread has been an eye-opener! I learn so much from you people!

I'll be honest: I usually only have one brand and one size available. It's the same brand I bought when I first started (last March!)...It's the Lifestyles Ultra Thins. I've never had a problem size-wise in terms of girth or length, and lately, there has been a gentleman or two who's put that to the test! My close vision being somewhat lousy in low light, I might occasionally put one on BACKWARDS (and hilarity ensues...) but they always fit, they don't taste yucky if CBJ is the preference, and they are excellent value for the dollar!

The "yucky" taste usually comes from the spermicidal lubricant. If you are intent on buying ones with with Spermicide, then do not use them for oral. The Magnum ones pictured do not taste "yucky"