Why do most sp's in Van never have xl magnum condoms, they have all other sizes except xl magnums.
Question to all Sp's
- Thread starter aztek
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Because once upon a time, a long time ago there was a fairy condom Godmother. The Godmother watched over all the fair escorts in the kingdom of Vancouver to make sure they were safe during their forays with the gentlemen in the land. Though the Godmother was benevolent, she was only able to create enough latex for regular size condoms (as it is common knowledge that latex is made from unicorn tears and dreams). Thus, the fair escorts were never able to acquire the Extra Big condoms. The end.
Because Magnum XLs aren't very good condoms and there are much better options out there
Yeah, my experience with them is that you can't feel anything through them, I get told they taste and smell terrible and how huge a penis must you have to not fit into a normal Trojan magnums that come in extra thin?
Even those Lifestyle Skyn Large condoms are way way better options.
I think I'm willing to take your word on this one rather than try and find out...
Well... they can make you proud that a lady thought you had a big (girthy) penis that justified a magnum sized condom...
Well sure but I could also not worry about such things at all and not have to wear thick awful condoms.
I have to say that magnums are far more comfortable than those tight constricting ones that most SP's carry and squeeze on, but worse than getting into a tight one is having a K girl refuse service because she is worried you will stretch her, or others who will put a double condom on your for fear the small on large might break.
weird how there's never a thread about how escorts just don't keep enough teeny tiny condoms stocked and on hand for those that require them.
wonder why that is
wonder why that is
