ok, sooooo my man plums should be smooth. I got that. But would a bald turkey be in order? I mean should i look like a barkless cedar? Wont it become super itchy forcing me at meetings and sales calls to scrath my love mound? Is there any advice how to treat my wonder twins so they wont get all up at arms?

Well now, I have been shaving the boys and trimming the turkey neck for a couple of years now. It won't get itchy if you keep everything neat and tidy, although some good talcum or baby powder will keep everything from getting too uncomfortable. And, the wonderful ladies that I have had the pleasure of being with, love it. I just don't know what my Doctor will think about it the next time I go for the good old cough or finger up the you know where exam. Will cross that bridge when I have to. Also, I am somewhat in an unhappy sexless relationship, so the significant other never bothers to look or cop a feel. By the way the sensation of having your bare boys licked and sucked on is just out of the world. However, just remember to be freshly showered, and maybe, a little mens cologne in the near area will make a difference also. Just make sure you don't splash it all over the area to be focused on. Now that we have gotten that part over with, just let me wish all those wonderful women that I have had the pleasure of meeting, talked to, and being with, the Merriest of Christmases and the Happiest and Healthiest of New Years. And, I mean Niki, Jessica, Sara, Vikki, and Lahra just name a few. Give them your business guys, as they will treat you right when they know what your needs are.