Question for married pooners

[Ray]

How do you manage to hide your finances from your SO?
When I go out and spend $200-$300, I always get called to account for how I spent it.

Most times I can explain that I picked up the dinner tab when out with buddies, or tell her that we drank a lot, and she knows we do, but on a regular basis, it gets hard to cover your tracks sometimes.

I know she sits at work and gets on-line to review bank statements and credit card statements to figure out my spending patterns.
She's not suspicious, she knows I go to strip clubs and drink a lot, she's just trying to get my spending under control.

How do you guys manage to justify your spending?

 

[50 Mile Radius]

If you have direct deposit for your pay....

have your administrator route say $50 or $100 into a different account(one that is NOT joint..>DUH!)/per pay...or whatever you think you can sneak

or

Deposit your paycheck(minus the same $50 or $100)......into the joint account.....

Also, start paying cash...FOR EVERYTHING.....

-dinner with your s/o...pay cash(take out $150 cash for dinner....sneak away $20 or $30)
-groceries with your s/o...pay cash.....take out $300 from the atm(sneak away $30- 40)...you get the idea


that way, you have all these "pockets of cash" that may add up to say...$150-$200....Then you only have to account for an additional $100 (if you're paying $300 a session with your favorite SP)....and its a lot easier to explain $100 missing than $300


50

 

[SD2005]

Hiding it

How about taking up blackjack or slot machines. If you take out your cash at the casino, you have a receipt. Then when you come home with the "damn, I just lost $300" look on your face, she just may believe you weren't cheating...

The only drawback would be if you actually got hooked and REALLY lost the money... nothing left for your real hobby.

 

[dexi]

You could save cash in small amounts. You probably take 60-100 bucks a week out in cash, just for small expenses, right? Well, continue to do that, just don't spend it all. Everyone takes interact now, even coffee shops and most don't charge for it. You can go days without actually needing cash. You can probably pocket 40-60 bucks a week that way. If your wife asks why all the transactions, just say you didn't have cash, hadn't gone to the bank yet, had to pay a guy back at work, some guy at the office was asking for some bullshit thing for his rugrats school...blah blah blah. You just have to be careful about the timing. Starting using the interact when you've got 40 or 60 bucks left in your wallet, and pocket it (reliable secret hiding spot required). Then in a couple, or three days take out another 100. Plus, if you use interact two or three times a day for five bucks here, ten there, she'll get tired of wading through all the transactions. This won't work if she's one of those chicks who's always in your wallet for money.

The complete opposite way is to take out lots of cash, and use it for everything. Harder to keep track, unless she's a receipt filer. This is moronic as a practice and she'll probably tell you so, but you can say that such and such costs more than it did and she'll never really have a grasp on how much you're spending.

Pawn some of your stuff that she'll never ask about. Not a long term solution, but it'll get you a little action. Most people have a bunch of DVDs they could probably get rid of without even noticing. If she does notice, you lent them out. This solution also serves to reduce clutter.

Of course, if you're pooning once a week, sorry no answers there. But a few hundred bucks every few months shouldn't be too hard to hide.

Just as an aside, I'm morally opposed to visiting SPs when in a relationship, but I can't pass up on a good scheme.

 

[dexi]

If you have direct deposit for your pay....

have your administrator route say $50 or $100 into a different account(one that is NOT joint..>DUH!)/per pay...or whatever you think you can sneak

or

Deposit your paycheck(minus the same $50 or $100)......into the joint account.....

I would seriously discourage this. If you have any money trail and your marriage dissolves (um, and based on the premise of this entire conversation...), you're fucked. Good luck explaining the secret account and where the money from it went.

 

[expo joe]

Don't need to justify the spending to anyone when you're wearing the PANTS in the household

 

[rickoshadows]

Just start monitoring her spending and give her the third degree on every unaccounted for dollar. You will soon each have a generous allowance to spend, no questions asked.

 

[rickoshadows]

Oh, you will be amazed at how much they spend on hair and makeup!

 

[dick slap]

Be honest

There is nothing a woman likes more than honesty. Tell her what you need the money for and suggest that she consider doing it herself. That way your relationship is on equal ground and the're no hard feelings.

You may also tell her you close your eyes and always think of her when with an sp. This way she'll know you really love her and may even cook you a nice meal when you get home from pooning.

DS

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Don't need to justify the spending to anyone when you're wearing the PANTS in the household

Amen! grow some balls! you earn the money and can blow what you see fit when you see fit.

 

[sidewinder]

question for married pooners

Completely Separate bank account and my own business.
The only folks who know my true income are me my accountant and Revenue Canada. And I pay most of the domestic bills anyway.

 

[Smother]

I'm sorry guys....i don't agree with some statements made...
your saying it's good to cheat?? I thinks that Bull!!!
I've been cheated on ...I'm sure people on here have been too....i'm not the only one...But it sucks!!
especially when you care about someone!!! Alot!!!
it's not O.K to cheat!!!
What comes around goes around!!! I believe that!!
so I agree with MODWEST'S post..
If you plan to do this ...then STAY SINGLE!!!
Better for yourself and be honest with yourself!!
maybe I'm old fashion that way....but hey....that's my route!!

Cheers and take care all!!

 

[BS Detector]

Better put on a flame retardant suit Smother. Trust me you're gonna need it. You'll be called judgemental etc etc. I stopped (at least until next time lol) posting my thoughts on the topic. I figure what's the fuckin point. Not my ass in the wringer WHEN (not if) they get caught. Hell...I even had some SP flamin my ass over this.

 

[Johnny Walker]

Marriage is a funny game

Completely Separate bank account and my own business.
The only folks who know my true income are me my accountant and Revenue Canada. And I pay most of the domestic bills anyway.

This is the route I took when married. I am now divorced and rarely partake in the hobby anymore. This is a tough hobby for a regular guy with a paycheck. Too expensive these days!

I guess if I think about it; as a married man screwing around you are lying to the wife anyways so just lie a bit more. Tell her what ever it takes. I do agree with the comment above about leaving a paper trail - I love cash! Just let the government or whoever figure it out!

 

[Smother]

That's fine.....It's just my opinion....that's what makes converstions..
I'm not slamming anyone at all....
If i'm slamming someone............i'll slam myself!!
People on here don't know me yet...some may meet me one day...
but getting back....I once played in hard rock bands around the Vancouver circuit for 7 years or so....You don't think I played the game!!!
trust me!!!....FOR ME.... I don't think it's right ....AGAIN...JUST MY OPINION!


cheers

 

[Big Trapper]

There is nothing a woman likes more than honesty.

Uhhhh... which planet is this on?

Honesty in you maybe, but sure as fuck not in her! Women take lying lessons from their mothers and older sisters!

As for the other comments about pooning only being for single guys, who are these posters? Teenage members of the Sunday school debating club?

 

[slowjazz]

You guys spouting off here sound just like you're trying to conceal the proverbial "affair" or a longterm mistress aka the other woman.

Consider the following questions:

1. "Would your wife/girlfriend/so consider pooning cheating if you were totally upfront with her?

2. What would piss her off more:
a. your lying about the money you spend; or
b. your actual sexual escapes with SPs

3. Do you think your wife would leave you high & dry if she found out that you are a hardcore pooner; i.e., hire a thug lawyer, sue you, and take the farm, kids, and truck?

okay...if your marriage counts for squat, be sloppy and hope she finds out.

If your marriage is important, be frank and tell her that you're okay with an open relationship and see how it flies.

Maybe she won't mind so much, if she takes up a HOBBY, too!

If the answer is YES, then


IT'S TRUE...KARMA IS REAL...What comes around goes around.

POONING + BEING SINGLE = HEAVEN! SIMPLY VALUE-ADDED DATING
POONING + BEING MARRIED = LIMBO! WATCH YOUR ASS!!! BOY

SINGLE & GUILT FREE...AND LOVING IT!

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[expo joe]

Marcus,

just tell the old lady you gotta crystal meth issue... but it's under control

That's the best one I heard in a LONG time........... Not only is it current, "today" so to speak but it's Freaking FUNNY

 

[Stew]

I nominate Marcus for wise-ass at large. That is a great come-back for a question about finances.

Stew

 

[Rod Steel]

I'm sorry guys....i don't agree with some statements made...
your saying it's good to cheat?? I thinks that Bull!!!
I've been cheated on ...I'm sure people on here have been too....i'm not the only one...But it sucks!!
especially when you care about someone!!! Alot!!!
it's not O.K to cheat!!!
What comes around goes around!!! I believe that!!
so I agree with MODWEST'S post..
If you plan to do this ...then STAY SINGLE!!!
Better for yourself and be honest with yourself!!
maybe I'm old fashion that way....but hey....that's my route!!

Cheers and take care all!!

How can you make such a generalized statement? Surely, not everyone's marriage is on solid ground, sometimes its not worth saving a relationship but people stay together "for the kids", financial reasons or any number of other reasons. Get your head out of the sand man!!