Punks

[LonelyGhost]

so some little POS likes to pull up at the light by my house and squeel the tires on his little POS rice burner and i don't know if he's just showing off for the girlies next door or looking to piss me off, but he has succeeded at least in the latter:

so what's a good little revenge on this POS?

feel free to pm me if you want ...

 

[hitrack]

grab his plate and call the cops. They'll send him a merry christmas and stop doing that ya fukkin little dik head phone call.

Remember there is no code of the playground in real life. You see someone fukking up and you squeal like a stuck pig....sing like a fukkin canary....etc....

 

[LonelyGhost]

grab his plate and call the cops. They'll send him a merry christmas and stop doing that ya fukkin little dik head phone call.

Remember there is no code of the playground in real life. You see someone fukking up and you squeal like a stuck pig....sing like a fukkin canary....etc....

and here i was hoping to make use of that nifty new inner tube wrench on his POS ...

 

[hornydude]

Air gun

Now, this is definitely NOT in the Christmas spirit but you could shoot his car with an air rifle...no-one would get hurt, but you'd leave a ding and the sound (inside the car) will probably induce the pos to deposit a pos in his baggy jeans.

Don't stick the barrel out the window or fire from a room with the light on a nigh, though!

 

[LonelyGhost]

if you know where the little stain lives take two large paper (don't use the plastic ones) pop cups, fill it with the run of the mill paint stripper and set one on his trunk and one on the hood......within 20 or so minutes the stripper will eat through the paper and slowly leak out and do a number on his paint


HFS

cooooool!

 

[LonelyGhost]

Now, this is definitely NOT in the Christmas spirit but you could shoot his car with an air rifle...no-one would get hurt, but you'd leave a ding and the sound (inside the car) will probably induce the pos to deposit a pos in his baggy jeans.

Don't stick the barrel out the window or fire from a room with the light on a nigh, though!

sent you a pm!

 

[LonelyGhost]

paint ball gun with real paint in pellet......shit brown color on his white rice rocket
slingshot with a marble....makes nice deep dint
if you know where he lives pryopen his gas filler and put a couple small 6"x6"
pieces of plastic from a dry cleaning bag down the filler. it will fuck him up and the mechanics brain up for months or years until he sells it or changes fuel tanks. it will every so often plug up the fuel intake and the car will stop for lack of fuel. the mechanic will change the fuel pump first , total tune up , put in in-line filters. it will run fine for a while then suddenly fuck up again. this one really drives them nuts. and don't forget to write merry xmas on his windshield with draino water just to stay in the spirit.

remind me not to piss you off!

very temping to sneak down the road and pay him a visit but will have to get some supplies first ...

 

[BYSON]

Antifreeze in the gas tank engine will blow up, Brake fluid also works on paintjobs, take a floor jack and jack his car onto blocks leave tire a couple of inches off the ground he will never know when he gets in(i did this at a wedding once). Crazy Glue or locktite in his door locks this will fuck him up. Climb on his hood and take a big shit.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Bigger dog in the neighbourhood!

I had a guy do that to me a couple of times cuz he knew what kind of car
I drive........Okay, the gauntlet of challenge has been thrown down before
me.
Saw him one day parked in front of a local store and pulled over and waited
for the chicken shit to come out. Went over to him and said hey bud!
I noticed you want something from me?
Had to explain to the stupid fuck what he had done a couple of times in
front of my place and of course he denied it.

That fuckng pissed me off the guy calls me out and then backs down.
I wasn't out to start no fights here cuz I'm a lover not a fighter!

So I told him well you obviously were looking for attention now you got it,
bring that piece of shit puke yellow phord down to the streets at the track
tonite and I waved a red in front of him and he said you're on bud!

Well the rest is history, my first real grudge match and kicked his ass so
bad I haven't seen him nor the car since.

BTW, He was man enough to come over to my pit and pay up the fifty!
All bark and no bite!

..............QM'r

 

[dirtydan]

The funny and the serious

so some little POS likes to pull up at the light by my house and squeel the tires on his little POS rice burner and i don't know if he's just showing off for the girlies next door or looking to piss me off, but he has succeeded at least in the latter:

so what's a good little revenge on this POS?

feel free to pm me if you want ...

Nails, screws, broken glass, etc. But since that endangers innocent drivers as well, perhaps then a fast firing paint ball gun. Something to give his car a new look. And by all means take the opportunity to discover and explore your artistic side!

Legally though get the guy's plate number along with the make and model of the car then report it to the cops. This likely won't result in the cops coming to your rescue rightaway, but at least they will be aware of the driver. Who knows maybe the driver has been reported by others as well and not necessarily in your neighbourhood. I think a number of complaints would result in the cops taking action much quicker than if only 1 or a few were received.

 

[eljudo]

next time the pos tries to prove his rice burner, run to the street. Stand in front of his car, while yelling at him to get out.. when he does.. karate chop the mother fucker back to christmas eve....


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[The Lizard King]

Reminds me of the time we wanted to scare this little motherfucker who used to race up and down our street on his way to pick up and drop off his tart. Figured we would fuck with his mind a little by running a wire from a neighbours porch down to a tree, hook a dummy in dark clothing onto it, and slide the dummy across his hood. Yup it worked alright...the little shit wrecked his and a neighbour's car avoiding the dummy. Little fuck was a tad more careful after that.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Phuk sakes.

I think hitrack has provided the only rational solution to the problem here.

 

[kokanee_68]

the upper deck..

doesnt apply here...but my favorite revenge is to "upper deck" those who piss me off! gross I know..but funny as hell!

 

[dbrw42]

paint ball gun with real paint in pellet......shit brown color on his white rice rocket
slingshot with a marble....makes nice deep dint
if you know where he lives pryopen his gas filler and put a couple small 6"x6"
pieces of plastic from a dry cleaning bag down the filler. it will fuck him up and the mechanics brain up for months or years until he sells it or changes fuel tanks. it will every so often plug up the fuel intake and the car will stop for lack of fuel. the mechanic will change the fuel pump first , total tune up , put in in-line filters. it will run fine for a while then suddenly fuck up again. this one really drives them nuts. and don't forget to write merry xmas on his windshield with draino water just to stay in the spirit.

Instead of the plastic dry cleaning bag, just drop a condom in his gas tank. Same effect, but the condom will dissolve after a couple of weeks and his problem will disappear, leaving him wondering what the hell the problem was.