Profiling Test

[Marvin]

1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Charlton Heston
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. The Pope
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. The Crocodile Hunter
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Skippy
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Pamela Anderson
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Roy Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. Hare Krishnas
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

The 2002 and 2005 Bali Bombings that together killed nearly 200 people and maimed permanently many more, was caused by:
a. Gun Owners of America
b. Sporting Shooters Association of Australia members
c. Second Amendment Foundation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Sporting Shooters Association
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremist s mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2004 - Spain Railway bombings were caused by:
a. Brittney Spears
b. Justin Timberlake
c. Tony Blair
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

2005 London Railway bombings were caused by:
a. Margaret Thatcher
b. Popeye and Olive Oyl
c. Stewie from Family Guy
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

AND NOW - THE LATEST!
2006 The co-ordinated plan to hijack and destroy large numbers of commercial airliners and murder thousands of innocent people, was initiated by:
a. Catholic fanatics
b. Bhuddist Monks
c. Baptist fanatics
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40


I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

So, to ensure we "Infidels" never offend anyone - especially the muslim fanatics intent on killing us - airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people, such as "Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40"

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, your carry-on baggage to remove your toenail clippers, airline pilots with proper identification, military veterans who did their bit for this perception of freedom, etc. - but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because profiling isn't politically correct and breaches UN conventions.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that they might wake up to just how the social engineers have encouraged "Invasion without War" and infected christian based 'western' nations with the virus of Islam.

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

Come on people wake up. If not, then you are condemned to suffer both terrorists and the effects of states that are acting in similar manners to kill liberty and freedom by assaulting us with social engineering experiments and encouraging the import of terrorism.

 

[sirlickheralot]

Damn it Marvin, you forgot to include the answer key, how the hell am I supposed to calculate my score.

 

[gravitas]

Fuck me with a red hot poker GREAT post! No hatred or racism just the cold hard facts and honesty.

I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

Of course there's no pattern, how dare we do something so obvious like focusing on the details and specifics of those at the root of this evil.

UN conventions

I've said it before and I'll continue to say it until the UN ousts all its useless leadership (like Kofi Annan) and actually grows some balls so it can effectively enforce its resolutions it will be nothing more than a paper dragon and waste of resources. The fact that its an organization that allows the likes of Lybia or China to have input into human rights is beyond me.

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that they might wake up to just how the social engineers have encouraged "Invasion without War" and infected christian based 'western' nations with the virus of Islam.

Marv, I really wish it was that easy. Unfortunately I think the western world is past the point of no return. We've become so afraid to insure that the rights of the majority are protected that we've acquiesced our political correctness to the point of absurdity.

Why is to so hard for people to understand that criminal profiling isn't racial profiling. Being Arabic or Muslim is only one part of the profile that needs to be focused on when attempting to root out these criminals. However, the entire Arabic and Muslim community does need to take the responsibility to identify when these radicals start to spread their message of hate and war within the community. Because they haven't is why our governments and LE have had to cast a wider net.

 

[Marvin]

Damn it Marvin, you forgot to include the answer key, how the hell am I supposed to calculate my score.

Pssst, all of the answers are "d" - but don't tell 50, I think he goes with "when in doubt, choose "c"".

The fact that its an organization that allows the likes of Lybia or China to have input into human rights is beyond me.

That is because they are scared of what they are capable of, instead of asserting itself.

Marv, I really wish it was that easy. Unfortunately I think the western world is past the point of no return. We've become so afraid to insure that the rights of the majority are protected that we've acquiesced our political correctness to the point of absurdity.

Why is to so hard for people to understand that criminal profiling isn't racial profiling. Being Arabic or Muslim is only one part of the profile that needs to be focused on when attempting to root out these criminals. However, the entire Arabic and Muslim community does need to take the responsibility to identify when these radicals start to spread their message of hate and war within the community. Because they haven't is why our governments and LE have had to cast a wider net.

Again, we agree. Damn it Grav, next time you are in town, we have sit and discuss over a bottle of scotch - and not just politics!

 

[bernini]

On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

You must have read the wrong information. WTC wasn't taken down by Muslim extremists. It was taken down by greedy Oil Tycoons at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. They did, however, pin it on...

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Otherwise, some very clever and well written research. Try to get outside and off your computer for a while. You'll see that there aren't actually any terrorists out there at all. Enjoy the weather.

 

[luckydog71]

Great post....it is chilling to see the long list going back to the 60's.

 

[50 Mile Radius]

Until Ingmar from Sweden, drives his SAAB into the IKEA and blows himself up....


I got no problem with profiling.....






(As an aside, can you imagine Ingmar actually BUILDING a car bomb. I mean shit, it would take him a month of Sunday's with that little wrench, and ya just know he'd have extra pieces all over the place! )

 

[gravitas]

You must have read the wrong information. WTC wasn't taken down by Muslim extremists. It was taken down by greedy Oil Tycoons at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. They did, however, pin it on..

What other moronic shit to you believe? Is Elvis still alive, Area 51 & Roswell hiding aliens, the Colonel and 4 others in The Pentavirate run the world? The fact that you even entertain such garbage that 9/11 was a result of domestic forces and not Bin Laden & Al Qaeda can only mean you are so fucking detached from reality you need to be institutionalized. There is simply NO WAY that it could be pulled off without the truth leaking to the public.

I'm pissed off that I'm even responding to your crap but it frustrates me to no end when I read or hear this nonsense.

Again, we agree. Damn it Grav, next time you are in town, we have sit and discuss over a bottle of scotch - and not just politics!

Deal, and we can have 50 as our bar wench

it is chilling to see the long list going back to the 60's.

I get confused when those fact gets pointed out. Every time these events have happened there's the predictable response from a Canadian, American or British Imam or other Muslim in a position of power who comes out and says three things. First, they're pissed off at how these attacks are going to cause their community grief due to a loss of acceptance and decreased tolerance from non-Muslims. Second, they'll remind us that Islam is a "peaceful religion" and non-Muslims have nothing to worry about. And a very distant third is the condemnation of the person(s) responsible for the attacks. I get confused because I was brought up to accept diversity in race, religion and other personal beliefs but the post attack reaction from the Muslim community doesn't do anything to help me embrace them. Maybe its just me but shouldn't equal rights come with equal responsibilities? If they, and by they I mean anyone regardless of race, religion or belief, want to immigrate to Canada shouldn't they abide by our laws and social norms? If so then they, and now by they I mean Muslims living in western countries, stand up and be vocal to denounce this terrorism and do everything in their power to identify the radicals involved!

Until Ingmar from Sweden, drives his SAAB into the IKEA and blows himself up....


I got no problem with profiling.....

Exactly!!! I know I'm going to get slammed for this but when I'm at the airport and see someone who's female, blond with blue eyes I don't have any inherent concern or fear for my safety. The same can't be said when I see a you man of Arabic decent. Its sad that its come to this but I fail to see how I can respond in any other way.

 

[bernini]

What other moronic shit to you believe? Is Elvis still alive, Area 51 & Roswell hiding aliens, the Colonel and 4 others in The Pentavirate run the world? The fact that you even entertain such garbage that 9/11 was a result of domestic forces and not Bin Laden & Al Qaeda can only mean you are so fucking detached from reality you need to be institutionalized.

I'm pissed off that I'm even responding to your crap but it frustrates me to no end when I read or hear this nonsense

Sticks and stones Old Man. Sticks and stones...

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

You must have read the wrong information. WTC wasn't taken down by Muslim extremists. It was taken down by greedy Oil Tycoons at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. They did, however, pin it on...


Otherwise, some very clever and well written research. Try to get outside and off your computer for a while. You'll see that there aren't actually any terrorists out there at all. Enjoy the weather.

Are you serious? Do you honestly believe this?