Procedure at the Swedish Touch

[stamina]

Hi Guys,

I've been told that the Swedish Touch is a rip-off, but I was wondering if you could tell me how the procedures/prices work there. I guess you go in and pick the lady that you want. You pay the room fee. But how does the pricing/negotiation work after that?

Thanks!

 

[rockinbods35]

Hi Guys,

I've been told that the Swedish Touch is a rip-off, but I was wondering if you could tell me how the procedures/prices work there. I guess you go in and pick the lady that you want. You pay the room fee. But how does the pricing/negotiation work after that?

Thanks!

I have never personally been there, but essentially from what I have heard it works like this: you go in and the girl provides an obligatory massage (which you can sometimes skip) and the negotiation process begins. So much for CBJ, so much for FS..if you want GFE extra, second shot, extra, you want bbbj (if girl even provides that) extra, you want greek? extra...you want...well you get the pic. It is not unheard of guys dropping 400-500 dollars on a 1 hr session with a girl. So do yourself a favour and go somewhere where it's all inclusive. That is unless you are some negotiating god...and are prepared to leave after shelling out 80 bucks plus for a room you may walk out of later.

 

[WreckBeach]

I have never personally been there, but essentially from what I have heard it works like this: you go in and the girl provides an obligatory massage (which you can sometimes skip) and the negotiation process begins. So much for CBJ, so much for FS..if you want GFE extra, second shot, extra, you want bbbj (if girl even provides that) extra, you want greek? extra...you want...well you get the pic. It is not unheard of guys dropping 400-500 dollars on a 1 hr session with a girl. So do yourself a favour and go somewhere where it's all inclusive. That is unless you are some negotiating god...and are prepared to leave after shelling out 80 bucks plus for a room you may walk out of later.

Hold on a sec, they upsell FS? Are you shittin me? Serious?

 

[SFMIKE]

Slow down a bit, Wreck. Read Rockinbods first sentence. The info he passes along comes with the catch: 1. Never been there, 2 but, from what he has "heard". I hardly consider him to have any cred.

Too much misinformation is passed along when someone with no knowledge of a particular topic in question passes along some hearsay, then the second person picks up on it and it begins to spiral out of control.

This is what I heard: They provide a second girl for no extra charge. See how it works? LOL.

BTW: I have never been there either, but what does it matter?

 

[Etro]

You hardly consider a guy with 50+ reviews to have any cred. That's rich. This coming from a dude who doesn't even live here. Wow.

It's well-known Swedish Touch is a tourist trap designed to be high prices low mileage. This isn't just some rumour. There's a reason guys like myself and rockinbods35 dont go there.

But listen, don't believe the info. Go for yourself, pay your $500 for f/s, then come back here and talk about it.

 

[westcoast555]

You hardly consider a guy with 50+ reviews to have any cred. That's rich. This coming from a dude who doesn't even live here. Wow.

It's well-known Swedish Touch is a tourist trap designed to be high prices low mileage. This isn't just some rumour. There's a reason guys like myself and rockinbods35 dont go there.

But listen, don't believe the info. Go for yourself, pay your $500 for f/s, then come back here and talk about it.

I went there a few times years ago.. but yes it is overpriced. Definitely a high profile tourist trap. High room charge.. good looking girls for sure. Everything is.. shall we say 'a la carte'

No different really than if you go to a regular low end massage parlour. You pay for the room... then the negotiation begins. Hand job, blowjob, both etc.

I'm sure you could easily come out of there $500 lighter for something you'd pretty much be guaranteed to get at the FoxDen for $320.

I actually have some fond memories of the place from the early 90's. Wonder if anybody remembers a girl who worked there called 'Jackie'. She was hot.. had a tattoo of a tiger on her left thigh.

But I'm rambling... I think there's another thread for nostalgia.

Bottom line.. it's too expensive and you'll get fleeced. Unless you want to pay $100 for a 'theme' room.

 

[vancouverlurker]

Been there several times in the early 2000s when I used to work downtown. Back then - before the micros; before Craigslist; etc.. - there was only the Touch, Madam Cleo's, the Den (which is now Spa540) and Platinum Club. IMHO, the latter two never had any girls worth visiting which left only the Touch and Cleos.

The Touch ALLOWS you to charge the room fee to your CC (don't do it) and is titled some discreet service charge so the wife/GF won't know what naughty thing you did on your lunch hour. The upsell / tips are strictly in CASH to the girls. Prices for regular FS (CBJ, mish, doggie; NO LFK, DATY, BBBJ) used to set me back about $220-250 depending on how hot the SP was. Add that up with the room fee about $100. You get the idea. Not worth it when we have so many micros, AMPs, and less expensive ERSlist options around downtown nowadays.

Sorry, westcoast, my experiences started 10 years after yours at the Touch.

 

[sylvester]

Well, you pay $ for the room $$$ for fs and your out $$$$. I think thats not bad when you consider that you know what you're going in to the room with. Just my 2c.

 

[Flaw]

I actually have some fond memories of the place from the early 90's. Wonder if anybody remembers a girl who worked there called 'Jackie'. She was hot.. had a tattoo of a tiger on her left thigh.

But I'm rambling... I think there's another thread for nostalgia.

LOL!!! Jackie was her name eh? The touch was my first MP experience back in the mid-90's. I was so young and naive. No PERB, CL or anything back then. I paid for the room and then the girl, hot blonde with a giant tiger tattooed on her thigh, told me the "extras" were of course "extra". I had to get dressed, hit a ATM to cash advance my Visa and go back to pay the tip. She was fun but after told me I was too young to be paying for sex. Thanks Westcoast, I would've never remembered what her name was. Although I suppose it wouldn't really matter.

Anyway, Stamina. Go to the Fox Den or another all-inclusive as others have suggested. Then at least you know what you'll be paying. There are some pretty great Fox girls out there.

 

[HappyHunter07]

Procedure at the ST is as follows; "walking, pay too much for so-so service, go home, go on Perb and find a way better deal for next time."

You're welcome.

 

[westcoast555]

LOL!!! Jackie was her name eh? The touch was my first MP experience back in the mid-90's. I was so young and naive. No PERB, CL or anything back then. I paid for the room and then the girl, hot blonde with a giant tiger tattooed on her thigh, told me the "extras" were of course "extra". I had to get dressed, hit a ATM to cash advance my Visa and go back to pay the tip. She was fun but after told me I was too young to be paying for sex. Thanks Westcoast, I would've never remembered what her name was. Although I suppose it wouldn't really matter.

Anyway, Stamina. Go to the Fox Den or another all-inclusive as others have suggested. Then at least you know what you'll be paying. There are some pretty great Fox girls out there.

There you go... somebody else remembers Jackie fondly... I had a nice connection with her. I remember I was young and had to use try two of my credit cards to get the room charge and 'extras' paid for... a young un' putting pussy on the Visa! Those were the days. She was sexy though.. definitely.

I wonder what she's up to now. I hope she's doing well. Just like regular relationships and girlfriends... hard to match the excitement of your early experiences!

 

[Organic]

While it has a reputation for being overpriced, I have had some extremely erotic experiences there. 10 years ago I thought they were more of a rip-off, with terrible restrictive overpriced up-selling. In the past 5 years I think they have provided more consistently good service -- I think they must have responded to the good competition in the city. The high prices are attractive to me in some ways, since I don't like to see people whose rates are so low that they would then attract many different clients.

Jasmine was a perfect slim young dark-skinned, long-haired beauty. There was a black girl named Sahara, I think, who had a perfect very slim body, and was so incredibly erotic and seductive with her movement and voice that she barely needed to touch me. I wish I could find either of them privately for an independent incall experience, to avoid the room fee there.

One thing I would advise them to do--it would make me plan to visit them more often--is if they would post a schedule showing exactly who is working each day. Usually my decision to go there is a spur-of-the-moment thing, but I like to see who's available before setting aside several hours of my time to get out there.