Partially, this is a review of Mia, who doesn’t really need any more glowing reviews (even though they were well deserved). It’s also a tale of me. You probably don’t care about me, but I don’t care.
I made a personal goal recently and decided to celebrate with some sex.
I’m still fairly new to this whole pooning thing, but I seem to be getting the hang of it. Hell, aside from a lucky afternoon back in 1990, I’m pretty new to this whole sex thing.
I’ve seen Mia before, and was anxious to see her again. I booked a session with her a few weeks ago and also booked my flight to Victoria. After some minor scheduling difficulties, I met her at her incall location near downtown.
She met me at the door wearing a wonderfully colourful and clingy dress, stockings, garters and high heels. It was wonderful to look at. I sadly was dressed in grungy sweats and a tee-shirt, and was a sweaty stinky mass due to an afternoon spent hiking. No worries though - I took a quick shower and freshened up.
I entered the boudoir to find Mia organizing the tickle trunk. I’ve always been fascinated by sex toys. Women have this wonderful variety of toys for getting off. Boys just seem to have objects that look like the contents of Ed Gein’s freezer.
Then we got down to business. We started with some oral and that felt damn good. Mia asked me what I wanted next - more head, something else? I was a little vague so she looked me in the eye and said "What do you really want?"
This would repeat itself numerous times over the session. Frankly I don’t know what I want. There are so many things I haven’t done yet that almost everything is a revelation. Missionary sex? Sure. Doggie style? Fantastic, lets try that. Swinging from the chandelier with roses clenched in our teeth? Sounds kinky but OK.
As I get more experience I’m sure I’ll find some favorites.
Back to the story. "What do you really want"? she asked. Flashing back to a reoccurring fantasy, I said "How about a 69". She smiled and we rearranged ourselves with her on top. The reality of sixtynine-ing was both better and worse then my imagination. Better because it was real. Worse because it was hard on the neck. I’m quite a bit taller then Mia so I had to crane my neck quite a bit to reach the target. What did I learn from this? Use a pillow.
And was it good? It was very very good - so good in fact that it was the first time I’ve ever come from oral sex! I didn’t think it was possible for me (I’m slightly anorgasmic) but Mia managed it. I think I just needed something to distract me from myself and giving a beautiful girl on top of you a clit polishing fit the bill.
I’ll be doing that again! There were high-fives all around when she found out she was my first oral orgasm.
Unfortunately, coming broke my concentration on the important task at hand - bringing her off too! Of course, I had to go down on her some more - it was so much fun the first time.
Now I’ve never had any complaints about my cunny skills and I’m proud of that fact (it helps to really like it in the first place). However it’s always good to improve your skills. For example, I’ve never been able to find the G spot before. Mia filled this gap in my education and rewarded my hard work with clenching thighs and a drenched face.
We took a breather for a few minutes and chatted some more. She’s an interesting girl, I wish I was that interesting a guy. Strangely, the intricacies of electrical engineering just don’t excite the chicks. This may explain my general lack of luck in the dating scene.
Of course, being an engineer did enable me to describe a simple way of improving one of her vibrators. That’s got to count for something, right?
Round two began with some kissing. Mia is a wonderful kisser and could teach any guy a lot. I certainly felt like I learned something. We then moved on to some actual sex.
Now in my previous review, I lamented the fact that I couldn’t try "a dozen different positions" (I was sporting an injury that pretty much made woman-on-top the only option). That was not the case this time. We didn’t get to a dozen though we did get to a nice half-dozen.
Missionary: Fun, but hard on the arms.
Woman-on-top: Better feeling. Nicer view.
Sitting facing each other: Would be better with someone you’re more intimate with. Thrusting is difficult.
Doggie: This was my favorite. Mia has a great looking backside. Also, This was the closest I came to finding a decent rhythm.
Standing: Mia got into one of her ceiling sex swings for this one. This was my second favorite. The angle of penetration was (after some adjusting of the straps) perfect.
I think we spent a good solid hour just fucking. The good news about being anorgasmic? You’ve got some great stamina. The bad news? No climax. I’m sure that with more practice I’ll get better about letting go. Like any other athletic activity I’ve ever tried, I just need to find my rhythm. Haven’t done it with sex yet, but Mia brought me a few more steps along the way. And she seemed to really enjoy herself.
I don’t mean that in a she was present sort of way - she really did help me. She made suggestions, encouraged me to try different techniques, pointed out some things I was doing bad (for example, I tend to hold my breath, which is counterproductive to something like fucking - it being very cardiovascular). She did all this with good humour, and an understanding yet playful attitude.
She`s a beautiful, big-hearted girl who loves sex and is good at it. If you wanted to boil any review of Mia down to one sentence, that’s what it would be.
Sadly, our time was over and prior commitments prevented me from pushing the clock. For one thing, I had a boat to catch.
Looks and price are all available on her website. Attitude and service? Priceless. Would I repeat? You have to ask?
So really, this doesn`t tell you much more than what you all already knew. What do I have to add? Well she`s perfect for guys like me - nervous and somewhat inexperienced. Not only is she good at sex, but more importantly, she`s good at making you comfortable and relaxed.
I made a personal goal recently and decided to celebrate with some sex.
I’m still fairly new to this whole pooning thing, but I seem to be getting the hang of it. Hell, aside from a lucky afternoon back in 1990, I’m pretty new to this whole sex thing.
I’ve seen Mia before, and was anxious to see her again. I booked a session with her a few weeks ago and also booked my flight to Victoria. After some minor scheduling difficulties, I met her at her incall location near downtown.
She met me at the door wearing a wonderfully colourful and clingy dress, stockings, garters and high heels. It was wonderful to look at. I sadly was dressed in grungy sweats and a tee-shirt, and was a sweaty stinky mass due to an afternoon spent hiking. No worries though - I took a quick shower and freshened up.
I entered the boudoir to find Mia organizing the tickle trunk. I’ve always been fascinated by sex toys. Women have this wonderful variety of toys for getting off. Boys just seem to have objects that look like the contents of Ed Gein’s freezer.
Then we got down to business. We started with some oral and that felt damn good. Mia asked me what I wanted next - more head, something else? I was a little vague so she looked me in the eye and said "What do you really want?"
This would repeat itself numerous times over the session. Frankly I don’t know what I want. There are so many things I haven’t done yet that almost everything is a revelation. Missionary sex? Sure. Doggie style? Fantastic, lets try that. Swinging from the chandelier with roses clenched in our teeth? Sounds kinky but OK.
As I get more experience I’m sure I’ll find some favorites.
Back to the story. "What do you really want"? she asked. Flashing back to a reoccurring fantasy, I said "How about a 69". She smiled and we rearranged ourselves with her on top. The reality of sixtynine-ing was both better and worse then my imagination. Better because it was real. Worse because it was hard on the neck. I’m quite a bit taller then Mia so I had to crane my neck quite a bit to reach the target. What did I learn from this? Use a pillow.
And was it good? It was very very good - so good in fact that it was the first time I’ve ever come from oral sex! I didn’t think it was possible for me (I’m slightly anorgasmic) but Mia managed it. I think I just needed something to distract me from myself and giving a beautiful girl on top of you a clit polishing fit the bill.
I’ll be doing that again! There were high-fives all around when she found out she was my first oral orgasm.
Unfortunately, coming broke my concentration on the important task at hand - bringing her off too! Of course, I had to go down on her some more - it was so much fun the first time.
Now I’ve never had any complaints about my cunny skills and I’m proud of that fact (it helps to really like it in the first place). However it’s always good to improve your skills. For example, I’ve never been able to find the G spot before. Mia filled this gap in my education and rewarded my hard work with clenching thighs and a drenched face.
We took a breather for a few minutes and chatted some more. She’s an interesting girl, I wish I was that interesting a guy. Strangely, the intricacies of electrical engineering just don’t excite the chicks. This may explain my general lack of luck in the dating scene.
Of course, being an engineer did enable me to describe a simple way of improving one of her vibrators. That’s got to count for something, right?
Round two began with some kissing. Mia is a wonderful kisser and could teach any guy a lot. I certainly felt like I learned something. We then moved on to some actual sex.
Now in my previous review, I lamented the fact that I couldn’t try "a dozen different positions" (I was sporting an injury that pretty much made woman-on-top the only option). That was not the case this time. We didn’t get to a dozen though we did get to a nice half-dozen.
Missionary: Fun, but hard on the arms.
Woman-on-top: Better feeling. Nicer view.
Sitting facing each other: Would be better with someone you’re more intimate with. Thrusting is difficult.
Doggie: This was my favorite. Mia has a great looking backside. Also, This was the closest I came to finding a decent rhythm.
Standing: Mia got into one of her ceiling sex swings for this one. This was my second favorite. The angle of penetration was (after some adjusting of the straps) perfect.
I think we spent a good solid hour just fucking. The good news about being anorgasmic? You’ve got some great stamina. The bad news? No climax. I’m sure that with more practice I’ll get better about letting go. Like any other athletic activity I’ve ever tried, I just need to find my rhythm. Haven’t done it with sex yet, but Mia brought me a few more steps along the way. And she seemed to really enjoy herself.
I don’t mean that in a she was present sort of way - she really did help me. She made suggestions, encouraged me to try different techniques, pointed out some things I was doing bad (for example, I tend to hold my breath, which is counterproductive to something like fucking - it being very cardiovascular). She did all this with good humour, and an understanding yet playful attitude.
She`s a beautiful, big-hearted girl who loves sex and is good at it. If you wanted to boil any review of Mia down to one sentence, that’s what it would be.
Sadly, our time was over and prior commitments prevented me from pushing the clock. For one thing, I had a boat to catch.
Looks and price are all available on her website. Attitude and service? Priceless. Would I repeat? You have to ask?
So really, this doesn`t tell you much more than what you all already knew. What do I have to add? Well she`s perfect for guys like me - nervous and somewhat inexperienced. Not only is she good at sex, but more importantly, she`s good at making you comfortable and relaxed.
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