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Pooning in Portugal - and Fun with Google Translate

Mike_Hunt

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Just got back from an excellent trip to Portugal. Prostitution is legal there but it is illegal for a third party (such as a brothel or pimp) to profit or promote the prostitution of another.

The equivalent site to perb is GP-PT.net - very helpful if you plan on visiting. The rates are generally much lower, usually 50 euros/half hour and 100 euros for an hour. Some higher class escorts charge 120-150 euros for an hour.

GP-PT is all in Portuguese so Google Translate is very helpful, sort of! Here is an amusing, but typical translation of a review (TD is "test drive" and GP is "Program Girl" (escort) and for some reason "she" sometimes is translated as "he":

"Dear confreres, I'll tell you one of the biggest fuckers I have memory ... bitch that gave birth ... this TD is so finished to do that I can barely even move something beyond my little fingers ...

Pah, with this heat all this sudden, the hormones began to jump here that not crazy, touches go to the sites, and is not that one of my options to try was around until 30 !? Go there! He plays the call, he answers me with a voice with a serious voice, none of those scenes of hiquiérito and gustozo without seeing us, and there we set for 22:00.

The place is there near the Duke of Loulé, near the stephania, the famous PutaTown ... that hour can get a place in the good, but during the day is more complicated. Arrived at the place, I'll call her about 5 minutes before the time agreed, a colleague of hers tells me that she was late and that it would take another 20 minutes, and I fucking life, I still thought I'd go down there to the house of the famous 5 there in Luciano Cordeiro, but there I stood, and still good ...

When I went upstairs, fodasssssseeeeeee, a cannon appears to me, they are not good to see, bitch who gave birth, a blonde zuca, but a jasus cannon .. of those of being soon salivating u okay... the apartment itself is reasonable, the room is the same as it was very hot, the GP opened the window and was left alone with the curtains. After washing the toilet, I go back to the room (the toilet is outside the room but does not compromise), and the GP was in short dress to get the bed with that rabon stuck to me [-o <my god ... what a thing so well done .. I started to grab that asshole ... just thinking about it made me crazy.

We began with an exchange of mutual pampering, long caresses as I undressed him, obviously I was all ready for the party. However, she makes me an oral without a well-crafted cape, which I also reciprocate, the GP already had natural lubrication, it was still wetter, at the time I turn to her and tell her, let me eat that ass, and she tail!? Ass not! RABÃOOOOOO !!!! And what a rabbit !!! My God, what a marvel, and there it was, the GP can handle itself well without any problem, at the beginning slow but then always to bomb, that horny !!! And of course, I came on that little ass that was a silly thing. End of the first round and rest ...mortoo

After some conversation, the GP is friendly and talks about everything, to the right point where we start again the second fight, again exchanges of caresses and kisses for everything that is site, the GP has a performance from another world, a authentic hurricane always with an air of fodilhona of who wants always more and wants to be fucked to death ... we pass again to my oral and in it and 69 of side, and we pass for missionary, always with the GP to moan, and quite participative ... dasss brutal, I came again ... completely KO ...mortoo

Another bit of talk and rest, it was a fucking heat, it was completely drenched in sweat, and after a few minutes I thought about it, I'm going to bazaar soon, and the GP turns to me and says, Let's fuck or what ?! Can you stand it ?! And I, dassss, let's do it !!! I do not know how, but with that body in front of me it did not even take too long and we were already doing it again, 69, and then she said me up now, now let's go there and there with that cannon on top of me, bitch who he gave it to her, until the bed seemed small enough to hold such a bombardment ... we went to a canzana out of bed, standing up !!! With the GP with her hands on the edge of the bed ... whore of the madness ... but already I was all fucked of the legs and there we returned to the bed again, in canzana again and she to tell you to call her a bitch ... and to hold her, me in the balls,: smt033

We were both lying down a couple of times, I was completely dead ... I went to take a shower, and when I came back and I saw the room was, it seemed that there had been a bullfight there ... and I think that was more or less what happened, it was half sheet in the half bed, pillows on the floor, condom wrappers scattered around everything that was siege, wipes in the middle of the bed ... anyway this GP is a real hurricane!hottt

Would recommend? Words for what? It's all said. The GP did not ask for the money in advance, I left the end in the dresser and I stayed an hour and a half! GP lives in Porto, I think there is already a topic in Porto, but since she comes here for a week a month, I thought it would be useful to create a topic here in Lisbon, because the place is different and the confreres can post the reports made in Lisbon on here. It is the discretion of administrators and moderators.

Enjoy while you can, she is here until Saturday (day 30) at lunch time ...

Greetings Fudengas"
 

ddcanz

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When we were in Portugal a few years back and staying in the Algarve there were some mighty hot looking hookers working the roads between Albufeira and Loule during the day. Was with my SO so never was inclined to pull over or engage for curiosities sake, but these women were FINE. Sofia Vergara looking ladies.
Hope you enjoyed your trip- I would return there anytime. Spent a month and it wasn't nearly enough.
 
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