Does anyone know about pooning in Mexico? I am going to Puerto Vallarta in January and I am wondering if the hobby exists there?
Pooning in Mexico
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Nope. No prostitution in Mexico, sorry. They are all dealing drugs, working in resorts or taking a siesta.
I would like to answer your question with up to date info but I can't. This is what I do know that last time I was in Puerto Vallarta was 2004 and there was lovely ladies for the hobby.
We asked a cabbie where we could find a strip bar and he brought us to a place.
In this bar ladies from all over south america would come sit with/on us and encourage us to buy them these non-alcoholic,way over priced drinks. They would then encourage to go to a back room where more was on the menu. I am not clear how much was on the menu as I went back for only a lap dance. I was a bit nervous about the cleanliness and I was also fairly new to the hobby.
When back in my hotel room the need arose and I flipped through the yellow pages and found it easy enough to find a lady. She came to my room and I was nervous about the whole thing as it was my first time with some one coming to my hotel room. Before that I would go to mp's and finish with a hj. The bj was nice but let's just say she nicknamed me "speedy gonzalez". I totally digressed from my initial point in that Pooning was alive and well in puerto vallarta in 2004.
We asked a cabbie where we could find a strip bar and he brought us to a place.
In this bar ladies from all over south america would come sit with/on us and encourage us to buy them these non-alcoholic,way over priced drinks. They would then encourage to go to a back room where more was on the menu. I am not clear how much was on the menu as I went back for only a lap dance. I was a bit nervous about the cleanliness and I was also fairly new to the hobby.
When back in my hotel room the need arose and I flipped through the yellow pages and found it easy enough to find a lady. She came to my room and I was nervous about the whole thing as it was my first time with some one coming to my hotel room. Before that I would go to mp's and finish with a hj. The bj was nice but let's just say she nicknamed me "speedy gonzalez". I totally digressed from my initial point in that Pooning was alive and well in puerto vallarta in 2004.
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Yes, I know about pooning in Mexico................They do it the same way as they do it here in Vancouver.
You bring an SP to your room. You hand her the money. She sucks and fucks you. Then, 20 minutes before the agreed hour is up, she's dressed and out the door.
Do they do that in Puerto Vallarta......................Do bears shit in the woods???
I don't know of many countries where that hobby doesn't exist........ Well, it's not too popular in Saudi Arabia, where, if they catch you fucking a prostitute, thi neigbour's wife or any woman other than your wife,...they chop your head off and ask questions later....when they know you can't answer them.
To find a prostitute in Puerto Vallarta, just walk out of your middle to high class hotel, and before you get to the next corner, you'll have been approached by half a dozen ladies, a couple of cab drivers who are also pimps, and some people handing out flyers advertising lots of girls and strip bars..................So, there is a good chance you'll run out of money way before you run out of girls.
Prostitution in Mexico is legal, but the laws vary by state. 13 of the 31 states of Mexico regulate prostitution.[1] Prostitution involving minors under 18 is illegal, but such activities are common.[2] Some Mexican cities have enacted tolerance zones which allow regulated prostitution and function as red light districts. In most parts of the country pimping is illegal. The government provides shelter for former prostitutes.[3]
Ok, so we have established pooning exists in Mexico. Lol. Does anyone have any hints, suggestions or stay the f&*k away advice?
I am in San Diego for 3 days. Past 2 days went to the red light district down in Tijuana. Unreal amount of choices and the standard price for women standing in front of hotels is 20 bucks for 20 minutes and 5 or 6 dollars for the room. The area is Zona Norte. Real nice to get some Latina action after all the same old Up there. This is usa dollars. Its like pooning in China with gaudy rooms and area. Very spicy latin ladies in the bars. Completely safe there dont give in to media hype about crime in TJ.
Surprised Tant and Lenny aren't going down to Tijuana instead as airfare is only $400 instead of $1000+ to Asia plus it's cheap women + legal in Mexico.
Last day in San Diego for me, city is just like any in America. Strip malls and car culture, I think I will go to TJ one last time. The place is awesome for cheap sex. You can see 8 women for the price of one Vancouver women. I am so attracted to Latinas now.
Zona Norte is heaven for hedonistic urges on a budget, there is no need to fly 10,000 miles to Asia. Just go and thank me later. Don't be shy about approaching street girls, everyone on the street is not looking at you, at first I was timid. Now I have no fear or anything about that down there.
Guys just go and be sure to head to Hong Kong bar in Zona Norte, all the reviews are spot on, best strip club in North America.
Guys just go and be sure to head to Hong Kong bar in Zona Norte, all the reviews are spot on, best strip club in North America.
One word of caution.
Every time after you visit TJ, you need to re-enter the U.S.
Customs and Immigration track your crossings, and can be total dicks without any notice. If you were denied entry, do you have a plan for getting from TJ back to Vancouver, without going through the U.S.?
I'm speaking from experience.
Every time after you visit TJ, you need to re-enter the U.S.
Customs and Immigration track your crossings, and can be total dicks without any notice. If you were denied entry, do you have a plan for getting from TJ back to Vancouver, without going through the U.S.?
I'm speaking from experience.
An experienced pooner!! Awesome idea bro. I am going to apply for my nexus card. ;-) I spent some time in a club in Acapulco called La Vorta... what a killer place. Check it out if you are around that area. Highly recommended.
Just got back from TJ, 3 days of adventure in the Zona Norte district. Here is my advice.
Street girls- not really the best way for success- 20 dollars for 20 minutes and the upsell is hard core. 10 more dollars for topless and touching and you can pretty much not get oral unless you cough up another 20 bucks. At that rate and time limits you might as well since you traveled so far go to a place almost guaranteed for a home run from my experience. I've seen a couple of complete dead fish street girls in these rooms that remind me of ghetto shacks you see in old China films.
Hong Kong bar is the only place where I saw 4 women and all 4 were a great time, the price I paid was 70 for 30 minutes and 16 for the room. Now you might think thats not cheap but come on, how often where you and I live can you run into hot Latinas that you look like stars on Univsion channel?
Its the best brothel I have ever seen and thats includes my one trip to Bangkok.
I would not pick up any girl with excess makeup ( war paint). Everytime I was at Zona the ones that wore a ton were the worse for sex. I ended up just cutting the session as it was screwing a dead mummy.
You do not have to buy any drink when you go to a bar. I was there Fri, Sat, Sun. No cover charge at any bar the competition is too great for that, nor do you have to buy a drink, just tell the annoying waiters and I really do mean annoying waiters no, they won't kick you out.
These bars and brothels do not you intimidate you like the ones I went to in Mexico City. If you are not interested in spending money on lady drinks ( 8 bucks) and want to cut to the chase just talk to the girl and ask about what you want in the rooms upstairs. The bouncers there are like an angel compared to what I experienced in Mexico City which sucks for pooning. Mexico city bars have too many games, you walk in with the no cover sign in front, have one drink talk to a lady and when you leave bouncers say cough up 20 bucks for a little discussion you just had with a lady about buying services. I think this happened to me twice down there.
I will go back to TJ, but in not in August. Its too damm hot and too much sunshine.
Street girls- not really the best way for success- 20 dollars for 20 minutes and the upsell is hard core. 10 more dollars for topless and touching and you can pretty much not get oral unless you cough up another 20 bucks. At that rate and time limits you might as well since you traveled so far go to a place almost guaranteed for a home run from my experience. I've seen a couple of complete dead fish street girls in these rooms that remind me of ghetto shacks you see in old China films.
Hong Kong bar is the only place where I saw 4 women and all 4 were a great time, the price I paid was 70 for 30 minutes and 16 for the room. Now you might think thats not cheap but come on, how often where you and I live can you run into hot Latinas that you look like stars on Univsion channel?
Its the best brothel I have ever seen and thats includes my one trip to Bangkok.
I would not pick up any girl with excess makeup ( war paint). Everytime I was at Zona the ones that wore a ton were the worse for sex. I ended up just cutting the session as it was screwing a dead mummy.
You do not have to buy any drink when you go to a bar. I was there Fri, Sat, Sun. No cover charge at any bar the competition is too great for that, nor do you have to buy a drink, just tell the annoying waiters and I really do mean annoying waiters no, they won't kick you out.
These bars and brothels do not you intimidate you like the ones I went to in Mexico City. If you are not interested in spending money on lady drinks ( 8 bucks) and want to cut to the chase just talk to the girl and ask about what you want in the rooms upstairs. The bouncers there are like an angel compared to what I experienced in Mexico City which sucks for pooning. Mexico city bars have too many games, you walk in with the no cover sign in front, have one drink talk to a lady and when you leave bouncers say cough up 20 bucks for a little discussion you just had with a lady about buying services. I think this happened to me twice down there.
I will go back to TJ, but in not in August. Its too damm hot and too much sunshine.
