I just got back from Mexico City and as for pooning. Its horrible.
Table Dance bars-rips off. See below
1. Cant take girl out of bar-no matter how much you offer
2. They will force tips and drinks for you or the girl constantly. You basiclly want them to fuck off after a few time. Its not a nice experience to have waiters try to force 20 dollar drinks on your bill.
3. They will fuck with you if all you do is go in and just look- they added 15 dollars to my bill for doing that. I didnt buy any extras like more drinks or a tabledance.
4. The shit cost more than here. 25 dollar for dance, 10 bucks to 25 bucks for a drink.
5. Intimidation-these assholes dont fuck around, try and be straight up with drinks and your bill does not do much good.
Whorehouse- I went to 2 near the red light district and yuck!! Fucking ugly. 70 to 80 bucks for 40 mins. No women at all that look anywhere near what I see on Univision.
As for the city, Its safe. I dont know where all the stigma about Mexico City comes from. I felt fine walking around anytime in any district from the downtown to the tourist areas to where the locals live. The Mexican people are very nice, I wouldnt want to live there but its just fine for tourists.
The city is hugh and there is no way in hell you can find places on your own taking public transit. Its is a sprawling mess. I got to see a lot of it by hiring a taxi for 2 hours on a Sunday afternoon with no traffic and having him drive me up and down the city.
To summ it up if you have a thing for Latin women dont go and try and poon in Mexico City.