Pooning in Cancun?
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Here is a trip report recently posted on the WSG.
Just got back from Cancun. A few quick updates.
Club Fantasy. Avenue Lopez Portillo and Tulum, 10 minute walk from bus station. No cover charge. Went in, asked for a bottle of Sol, waiter brought me a a bucket of 10 small bottles for 100 pesos. Looking around at the girls (not attractive) I really didn't want to drink the equivalent of 6 12 oz beers. It was only about $8 so what the hell. As I knocked them down I pretty much kept reminding myself to not do anything I would regret later. By the end of the bucket one waitress was looking pretty good to me. Kind of glad she shot me down and I left with no worries.
Bar a few blocks down the street (west) from Fantasy (can't remember the name name but you can't miss it on the south side of the street). Appeared to be standard brothel type bar. Bunch of Mexicans guys dancing with the girls. Again, the girls did not appeal to me. One girl was kind of cute, asked the waiter to have her sit down with me. The waiter kept bugging me to dance with her. No thanks. Later I found out she was a waitress and did not leave with customers. Again, kind of glad to be shot down.
"Strip Club" down the street from the Bus Station on Uxamal street (where Chocolate spa is on the map). They wanted 500 pesos cover. Yea right, kept on walking. Then the guys says 100 pesos. Okay I go in and the place is loaded with hot girls. Waiter immediately has a girl sit down with me. She spoke good english and was pretty cool. Beer for me was 65 pesos, not bad. Within 5 minutes comes the pitch to buy her a drink. 500 pesos. You want me to spend $45 on a drink? Screw that. The girl tells me $300 for her + $100 to the bar for take out. $400? Are these people on drugs? In the meantime the girls dancing on stage keep their clothes (well skimpy outfits / lingerie) on. Total waste of time. The girl did tell me it was $20 for a dance in the back. Kind of regret not checking out what the dances were like. The girls were hot and it would be worth a twenty to find out what kind of mileage you could get.
Yaxchalan Street. A couple of years ago there was some good talent working the street starting around 9 PM. Law enforcement seems to have run them off. Up until 1 a. M. I didn't see one SW on Thurs or Friday. I have things to do in the morning so staying out all night ain't an option.
So I kind of struck out on this trip. No STD's to worry about and didn't get stupid and spend a fortune on a chick either, so no regrets.
Just got back from Cancun. A few quick updates.
Club Fantasy. Avenue Lopez Portillo and Tulum, 10 minute walk from bus station. No cover charge. Went in, asked for a bottle of Sol, waiter brought me a a bucket of 10 small bottles for 100 pesos. Looking around at the girls (not attractive) I really didn't want to drink the equivalent of 6 12 oz beers. It was only about $8 so what the hell. As I knocked them down I pretty much kept reminding myself to not do anything I would regret later. By the end of the bucket one waitress was looking pretty good to me. Kind of glad she shot me down and I left with no worries.
Bar a few blocks down the street (west) from Fantasy (can't remember the name name but you can't miss it on the south side of the street). Appeared to be standard brothel type bar. Bunch of Mexicans guys dancing with the girls. Again, the girls did not appeal to me. One girl was kind of cute, asked the waiter to have her sit down with me. The waiter kept bugging me to dance with her. No thanks. Later I found out she was a waitress and did not leave with customers. Again, kind of glad to be shot down.
"Strip Club" down the street from the Bus Station on Uxamal street (where Chocolate spa is on the map). They wanted 500 pesos cover. Yea right, kept on walking. Then the guys says 100 pesos. Okay I go in and the place is loaded with hot girls. Waiter immediately has a girl sit down with me. She spoke good english and was pretty cool. Beer for me was 65 pesos, not bad. Within 5 minutes comes the pitch to buy her a drink. 500 pesos. You want me to spend $45 on a drink? Screw that. The girl tells me $300 for her + $100 to the bar for take out. $400? Are these people on drugs? In the meantime the girls dancing on stage keep their clothes (well skimpy outfits / lingerie) on. Total waste of time. The girl did tell me it was $20 for a dance in the back. Kind of regret not checking out what the dances were like. The girls were hot and it would be worth a twenty to find out what kind of mileage you could get.
Yaxchalan Street. A couple of years ago there was some good talent working the street starting around 9 PM. Law enforcement seems to have run them off. Up until 1 a. M. I didn't see one SW on Thurs or Friday. I have things to do in the morning so staying out all night ain't an option.
So I kind of struck out on this trip. No STD's to worry about and didn't get stupid and spend a fortune on a chick either, so no regrets.
in mexico you have to learn the fine art of bargaining for everything, poon included
i always start out by offering 10% of the price they quote - look 'em straight in the eye and offer 10%, with pride, they will come down slightly, you then offer about 50% of what you are willing to pay. they have done this all their lives so they know by your second offer what your final offer will be. they will come down a little bit more. you then offer 90% of what you are willing to pay. if their next offer isn't about 110% of your target price, then you walk - seriously, walk. they ain't going to come down to your price no matter what. if they do come down to 110% or so then it's an easy matter to split the difference and settle on your target price
it is tempting to complain about how shoddy the merchandise is or something similar in order to get the price down, but don't do this. it isn't 'playing the game' and it shows you to be a fool... why would anybody want to buy flawed merchandise? never insult the seller or their goods
be friendly during the negotiations, and always leave the seller with some pride, even if you break off negotiations
you would be surprised how much stuff you can get for one third the asking price, it happens all the time. that's the way they do it, and it shows respect on your part for their customs, seriously
i always start out by offering 10% of the price they quote - look 'em straight in the eye and offer 10%, with pride, they will come down slightly, you then offer about 50% of what you are willing to pay. they have done this all their lives so they know by your second offer what your final offer will be. they will come down a little bit more. you then offer 90% of what you are willing to pay. if their next offer isn't about 110% of your target price, then you walk - seriously, walk. they ain't going to come down to your price no matter what. if they do come down to 110% or so then it's an easy matter to split the difference and settle on your target price
it is tempting to complain about how shoddy the merchandise is or something similar in order to get the price down, but don't do this. it isn't 'playing the game' and it shows you to be a fool... why would anybody want to buy flawed merchandise? never insult the seller or their goods
be friendly during the negotiations, and always leave the seller with some pride, even if you break off negotiations
you would be surprised how much stuff you can get for one third the asking price, it happens all the time. that's the way they do it, and it shows respect on your part for their customs, seriously
I went a few years back and at first tried my luck picking up girls in the bars and clubs....i thought i scored on one of the first nights when i picked up this hot argentinian girl....got her drunk all night then at the end of the night she asked if i wanted to fuck.....i said of course! well the reply was 250 US!!! damn i was stupid! i went home very horny....luckly i was drunk so i was able to sleep. i found a club in the dt area close by coco bongos and daddy rock had some girls there but the scene turned me off im not the type of person that likes to fuck in the back of the club.
i didnt want to risk going to any of the spots outside of town that the local cabbies recomended. didnt seem to safe to me.
so my trip ended with zero notches on the belt
i didnt want to risk going to any of the spots outside of town that the local cabbies recomended. didnt seem to safe to me.
so my trip ended with zero notches on the belt
