Since I’ve started posting I’ve had a lot of virgin pooners PM’ing me with lots of questions in regards to procedure, conduct, and whatnot. So I figured I’d make this post to refer people to. I’m sure there have been other guides before, but this is just based on how I personally do things. Most of this is just common sense, but I figure I might as well go through everything.
1.Find a SP that you are interested in via CL/ads/websites and search online websites like perb for reviews and if there are none try the 411 sections. If you cannot find the SP by name, it always helps to search by their last 4 digits or even by their location/stats. It is important that you get some kind of verification about the features in which you are interested in. Majority of the CL ads are of fake pictures and stats. What is also helpful is if you use CL to look for older ads from that SP and compare their stats/pictures. I notice a lot of them make mistakes, like the pictures aren’t of the same person or the stats all of a sudden change. As soon as there is any hint that you are being mislead then it’s time to look for another SP. If you can’t find anything on this SP, and you feel courageous enough you can TOFTT (take one for the team) and give her a try. I recommend against this if it’s your first time pooning.
2.Before you make the call, I recommend picking up a cheap cell phone/plan. Rogers has a 100/year pay as you go plan, which if you ask me is nothing compared to how much pooning costs. Do not use your actual cell phone # which your friends and family use to contact you with when looking for SP’s. I’m not saying that they are all bad people and will post your tele # on the internet and basically try and blackmail you, but I do advise people to be cautious. I’ve called a few ads which weren’t even real. One time I had a girl threaten to call the cops on me and give out my number if I call again. All I said was, “I saw your ad on craigslist” then she interrupts and berates me for being some sick pervert and threats to post my telephone # everywhere. After that I’ve learned my lesson and got another # just for pooning purposes.
3.After you arrange an appointment, do not bring excess money or unnecessary ID/CC’s with you for your session. There has been reviews of people being robbed etc in the past. I always just bring what was negotiated on the phone + 40 (tipping money). I leave behind my real cell phone and ID, just in case I walk into a bad situation. Make sure you have decent hygiene before you meet as well. Even though most SP’s will request that you take a shower anyways, your first impression goes a long way… So I always try to take a shower before a session. Sometimes I have work so nothing can be done about it, but at least make sure you take a shower before you leave your place for work. LOL.
4.Once you meet your SP be very respectful regardless of what happens next. If she is not the girl that was advertised, please leave immediately. I know that your little head is thinking, “since I put in the effort of being here anyways, why not…” Unless she’s as good if not better looking than what you had originally came there to see, then I would never think twice about staying. I personally believe that staying would only promote all the false advertising and b&s’ing going on here. Since they don’t have my real cell number, its not like I would care if she posted it all over the internet. I have paid them like $40 in the past and left, but after being let down more times than I can count it gets old. Now I just leave.
5.Always take the shower, even if you had just taken one 10minutes before your session. It basically gives the SP a piece of mind, and that usually results in much better service. I’m an advocate of zero bodily fluid exchange… so no BB anything or kissing, its not worth the risk imo. Just google gonorrhea/HPV images and you will see what I’m talking about LOL. However if that’s your thing, then make sure you take a good look at her to see if she at least looks clean/healthy before going down that path.
6.Payment has usually been handled after my sessions, however there are a few that do it before. I feel that it is kind of hard to give any tip’s when you have no idea what kind of service you are getting so I never give any tips if they ask for payment before. If she put in a lot of effort I always leave some kind of tip.
7.Share your experience of that SP with us by either making a new review thread or replying to another thread of her. This is very important, as it sort allows us to self-govern our own set of standards. Not to mention a lot of the veteran pooners respect each other and often share gems privately. What you read in the forums is not necessary the latest intel of who the current set of must-see sp’s are. There are a lot of us reviewers who privately message each other and share our favorites.
8.Get Tested! Even though you’re playing safe it is important to get tested regularly. You can get private screening at http://www.bccdc.org/ Hell you don’t even have to give them your real name for any of the testing they do. You just fill out this card and that’s it. They do not require any documentation to prove who you are. Just give them a call and book an appointment. Its free, and its relatively painless. It takes only one week to get your results.
I hope this helps! If anyone found this post useful, please feel free to give a reply. If you have something to add, please throw it in this thread as well. I am still a novice compared to most of the people here, and would value any ideas/input they have as well. Please share! =)
1.Find a SP that you are interested in via CL/ads/websites and search online websites like perb for reviews and if there are none try the 411 sections. If you cannot find the SP by name, it always helps to search by their last 4 digits or even by their location/stats. It is important that you get some kind of verification about the features in which you are interested in. Majority of the CL ads are of fake pictures and stats. What is also helpful is if you use CL to look for older ads from that SP and compare their stats/pictures. I notice a lot of them make mistakes, like the pictures aren’t of the same person or the stats all of a sudden change. As soon as there is any hint that you are being mislead then it’s time to look for another SP. If you can’t find anything on this SP, and you feel courageous enough you can TOFTT (take one for the team) and give her a try. I recommend against this if it’s your first time pooning.
2.Before you make the call, I recommend picking up a cheap cell phone/plan. Rogers has a 100/year pay as you go plan, which if you ask me is nothing compared to how much pooning costs. Do not use your actual cell phone # which your friends and family use to contact you with when looking for SP’s. I’m not saying that they are all bad people and will post your tele # on the internet and basically try and blackmail you, but I do advise people to be cautious. I’ve called a few ads which weren’t even real. One time I had a girl threaten to call the cops on me and give out my number if I call again. All I said was, “I saw your ad on craigslist” then she interrupts and berates me for being some sick pervert and threats to post my telephone # everywhere. After that I’ve learned my lesson and got another # just for pooning purposes.
3.After you arrange an appointment, do not bring excess money or unnecessary ID/CC’s with you for your session. There has been reviews of people being robbed etc in the past. I always just bring what was negotiated on the phone + 40 (tipping money). I leave behind my real cell phone and ID, just in case I walk into a bad situation. Make sure you have decent hygiene before you meet as well. Even though most SP’s will request that you take a shower anyways, your first impression goes a long way… So I always try to take a shower before a session. Sometimes I have work so nothing can be done about it, but at least make sure you take a shower before you leave your place for work. LOL.
4.Once you meet your SP be very respectful regardless of what happens next. If she is not the girl that was advertised, please leave immediately. I know that your little head is thinking, “since I put in the effort of being here anyways, why not…” Unless she’s as good if not better looking than what you had originally came there to see, then I would never think twice about staying. I personally believe that staying would only promote all the false advertising and b&s’ing going on here. Since they don’t have my real cell number, its not like I would care if she posted it all over the internet. I have paid them like $40 in the past and left, but after being let down more times than I can count it gets old. Now I just leave.
5.Always take the shower, even if you had just taken one 10minutes before your session. It basically gives the SP a piece of mind, and that usually results in much better service. I’m an advocate of zero bodily fluid exchange… so no BB anything or kissing, its not worth the risk imo. Just google gonorrhea/HPV images and you will see what I’m talking about LOL. However if that’s your thing, then make sure you take a good look at her to see if she at least looks clean/healthy before going down that path.
6.Payment has usually been handled after my sessions, however there are a few that do it before. I feel that it is kind of hard to give any tip’s when you have no idea what kind of service you are getting so I never give any tips if they ask for payment before. If she put in a lot of effort I always leave some kind of tip.
7.Share your experience of that SP with us by either making a new review thread or replying to another thread of her. This is very important, as it sort allows us to self-govern our own set of standards. Not to mention a lot of the veteran pooners respect each other and often share gems privately. What you read in the forums is not necessary the latest intel of who the current set of must-see sp’s are. There are a lot of us reviewers who privately message each other and share our favorites.
8.Get Tested! Even though you’re playing safe it is important to get tested regularly. You can get private screening at http://www.bccdc.org/ Hell you don’t even have to give them your real name for any of the testing they do. You just fill out this card and that’s it. They do not require any documentation to prove who you are. Just give them a call and book an appointment. Its free, and its relatively painless. It takes only one week to get your results.
I hope this helps! If anyone found this post useful, please feel free to give a reply. If you have something to add, please throw it in this thread as well. I am still a novice compared to most of the people here, and would value any ideas/input they have as well. Please share! =)
