This is my second version of my pooning guide. As I have stated previously, I sometimes get asked by newbie pooners for some advice. I do not know why I get asked, but it could be because I mainly review the younger SP`s as that’s what I am more into. I post this publically so that it can be used as a reference for everyone.
There have been a few concerns as to me making people a little too paranoid, and whatnot so hopefully this revision makes it a little more comfortable. As well I have to state that you do not have to do any of these things which I suggest. These are the things that I do myself, and would like to share my thoughts/experiences.
1. Vaccinations – Before you start partaking in this hobby, even though you are using a condom it doesn’t mean you are invulnerable to everything out there. It is important for you and your future partners that you take preventative measures before you start seeing SP’s. Especially if you partake/perform unprotected oral sex you risk transmitting/receiving Chlamydia, HPV, gonorrhea, herpes, and hepatitis. Even if you don’t do oral sex, you could accidentally transmit/injest saliva without knowing. Walk into any drop in clinic or see any family doctor and ask to get your Hepatitis A (free) and B (~$30) shots. I believe While you are at it, you might as well get your Tetanus (free) shot as well. If you are younger than 30, and have $450 to spare, I highly recommend that you talk to your doctor about getting the HPV immunization, Gardasil, shots (3 shots, 3 months apart, $150 each). For those of you who want to know more, go visit http://hpvinfo.ca/hpvinfo/home.aspx
2. Finding the SP for you – After you browse through all the listings/advertisements (CL/websites/papers) do you research by using review sites such as perb and look for reviews. The best way to search for the SP in question would be to search for their name or last 4 digits of their phone number. If you do not find anything, I recommend searching CL for their previous ads by doing the same search (name/tele#) and see what other ads have been posted by the same person. If you notice a discrepancy with the pictures or stats, then I highly recommend you look for another SP. If you are unable to find any info on this SP other than the ad itself then I recommend you ask in the 411 sections if anyone has seen the SP. If this is your first poon, then I high recommend against TOFTT. You will have a much better experience if you see someone with good reviews.
3. Before the appointment – This is something that I myself do, but do not feel it is all that necessary unless you really value your privacy as much as me. In the past I have made a few calls to some listings only realizing that the ads were some kind of prank/joke having the person who answered the phone threaten to report my # to the cops or posting it on the internet as some kind of sick pervert. Rogers has a $100/year pay as you go plan, and you can buy a used activated SIM card on CL for like $10-15. Since I didn’t want to swap sim cards all day I picked up a cheap cell phone ($30) and it is now designated as my pooning/backup-car phone. Considering how much I spend every month on SP’s this $140 cost is almost negligible for me.
4. After you arranged the appointment – Again, this is something that is not necessary as your probably safe 99% of the time your with an SP. The likelihood of an SP trying to steal from you is also very rare. However, I am a very cautious person as I always think/plan ahead before doing anything. Before leaving the house I only bring my drivers license, the negotiated price + tipping money (40) + food/gas money (40). Once I arrive to the incall location, I leave my DL and gas/food money in the glove compartment. Lately there has been a string of guys with guns/knives showing up at micro’s and even stories of people robbing indy SP’s. Unfortunately there have been pooners caught in the crossfire having their wallets stolen in the process. Rather than having to worry about losing anything important, all I bring with me is just my pooning phone and money.
5. The meeting - First and foremost, always be respectful with any SP you meet. If the picture/stats are not accurate then I recommend that you explain the situation and just walk away. Of course if the SP is hotter than the picture then who wouldn’t stay? For a lot of micros they do a lot of B&S’ing, such that the girl in the ad is actually there but they give you someone else when she’s busy. The act of just walking away usually results in them telling you the truth. I have been in the situation once, and they told me that if I just wait 15 mins the real girl I wanted to see would be available. Make sure you take a shower before any meeting. First impressions goes a long way in terms of what kind of service you will be getting. As well, if the SP offers you a shower, take it. Even though you just took one, it gives them peace of mind, and as a result better service!
6. Payment – Depending on the SP there are different ways this is handled. I have been told that majority of the SP’s prefer to handle the donations before the deed. To prevent any awkwardness, after you walk in and you like what you see you can pay up front. I’m sure many of you wonder how much tip you should give. Tipping is a rather tricky subject as it depends on who you ask. Some pooners have stated that they do not tip, as being a repeat customer is better than tipping. Others have stressed that they tip depending on services given during the session. Personally I would never tip without knowing what kind of service I am getting with a first encounter when paying up front. However on my second encounter I will usually tip more generously to cover the first encounter.
7. Sharing – It is IMPORTANT that you share your experience with SP’s. All you have to do is either start a new thread or reply to and old thread about that SP. This allows us to self-govern our own set of standards. As a benefit, most of the active reviewers talk privately amongst each other trading gems (favorite SPs).
8. Testing – Even though you are using a condom it does not mean you are 100% safe from every std/sti out there. It is important for you and everyone else’s health that you get tested regularly. Personally I get tested every 2 months. To get tested it is very private, painless, simple and free. Just call http://www.bccdc.org/ and book an appointment for HIV/STI testing. You can give them a fake name. When you arrive they will ask you to fill out a card, and on this card you can provide fake information as they do not require any ID to verify any of this. To obtain your results you just need to remember the name and birthday you used on that card by calling in 7 days later. Most STI/STD’s if treated early can be easily taken care of, so I must insist that you go whenever you can.
If you have anything ideas, thoughts or concerns that you think I should add to this guide, please let me know as I will probably be updating this. I apologize in advance if anything I stated scares/offends you, as this hobby is not something you should be taking lightly.
PS. for those of you wondernig about the robberies and too lazy to do a search, here is one of the recent threads.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101491
There have been a few concerns as to me making people a little too paranoid, and whatnot so hopefully this revision makes it a little more comfortable. As well I have to state that you do not have to do any of these things which I suggest. These are the things that I do myself, and would like to share my thoughts/experiences.
1. Vaccinations – Before you start partaking in this hobby, even though you are using a condom it doesn’t mean you are invulnerable to everything out there. It is important for you and your future partners that you take preventative measures before you start seeing SP’s. Especially if you partake/perform unprotected oral sex you risk transmitting/receiving Chlamydia, HPV, gonorrhea, herpes, and hepatitis. Even if you don’t do oral sex, you could accidentally transmit/injest saliva without knowing. Walk into any drop in clinic or see any family doctor and ask to get your Hepatitis A (free) and B (~$30) shots. I believe While you are at it, you might as well get your Tetanus (free) shot as well. If you are younger than 30, and have $450 to spare, I highly recommend that you talk to your doctor about getting the HPV immunization, Gardasil, shots (3 shots, 3 months apart, $150 each). For those of you who want to know more, go visit http://hpvinfo.ca/hpvinfo/home.aspx
2. Finding the SP for you – After you browse through all the listings/advertisements (CL/websites/papers) do you research by using review sites such as perb and look for reviews. The best way to search for the SP in question would be to search for their name or last 4 digits of their phone number. If you do not find anything, I recommend searching CL for their previous ads by doing the same search (name/tele#) and see what other ads have been posted by the same person. If you notice a discrepancy with the pictures or stats, then I highly recommend you look for another SP. If you are unable to find any info on this SP other than the ad itself then I recommend you ask in the 411 sections if anyone has seen the SP. If this is your first poon, then I high recommend against TOFTT. You will have a much better experience if you see someone with good reviews.
3. Before the appointment – This is something that I myself do, but do not feel it is all that necessary unless you really value your privacy as much as me. In the past I have made a few calls to some listings only realizing that the ads were some kind of prank/joke having the person who answered the phone threaten to report my # to the cops or posting it on the internet as some kind of sick pervert. Rogers has a $100/year pay as you go plan, and you can buy a used activated SIM card on CL for like $10-15. Since I didn’t want to swap sim cards all day I picked up a cheap cell phone ($30) and it is now designated as my pooning/backup-car phone. Considering how much I spend every month on SP’s this $140 cost is almost negligible for me.
4. After you arranged the appointment – Again, this is something that is not necessary as your probably safe 99% of the time your with an SP. The likelihood of an SP trying to steal from you is also very rare. However, I am a very cautious person as I always think/plan ahead before doing anything. Before leaving the house I only bring my drivers license, the negotiated price + tipping money (40) + food/gas money (40). Once I arrive to the incall location, I leave my DL and gas/food money in the glove compartment. Lately there has been a string of guys with guns/knives showing up at micro’s and even stories of people robbing indy SP’s. Unfortunately there have been pooners caught in the crossfire having their wallets stolen in the process. Rather than having to worry about losing anything important, all I bring with me is just my pooning phone and money.
5. The meeting - First and foremost, always be respectful with any SP you meet. If the picture/stats are not accurate then I recommend that you explain the situation and just walk away. Of course if the SP is hotter than the picture then who wouldn’t stay? For a lot of micros they do a lot of B&S’ing, such that the girl in the ad is actually there but they give you someone else when she’s busy. The act of just walking away usually results in them telling you the truth. I have been in the situation once, and they told me that if I just wait 15 mins the real girl I wanted to see would be available. Make sure you take a shower before any meeting. First impressions goes a long way in terms of what kind of service you will be getting. As well, if the SP offers you a shower, take it. Even though you just took one, it gives them peace of mind, and as a result better service!
6. Payment – Depending on the SP there are different ways this is handled. I have been told that majority of the SP’s prefer to handle the donations before the deed. To prevent any awkwardness, after you walk in and you like what you see you can pay up front. I’m sure many of you wonder how much tip you should give. Tipping is a rather tricky subject as it depends on who you ask. Some pooners have stated that they do not tip, as being a repeat customer is better than tipping. Others have stressed that they tip depending on services given during the session. Personally I would never tip without knowing what kind of service I am getting with a first encounter when paying up front. However on my second encounter I will usually tip more generously to cover the first encounter.
7. Sharing – It is IMPORTANT that you share your experience with SP’s. All you have to do is either start a new thread or reply to and old thread about that SP. This allows us to self-govern our own set of standards. As a benefit, most of the active reviewers talk privately amongst each other trading gems (favorite SPs).
8. Testing – Even though you are using a condom it does not mean you are 100% safe from every std/sti out there. It is important for you and everyone else’s health that you get tested regularly. Personally I get tested every 2 months. To get tested it is very private, painless, simple and free. Just call http://www.bccdc.org/ and book an appointment for HIV/STI testing. You can give them a fake name. When you arrive they will ask you to fill out a card, and on this card you can provide fake information as they do not require any ID to verify any of this. To obtain your results you just need to remember the name and birthday you used on that card by calling in 7 days later. Most STI/STD’s if treated early can be easily taken care of, so I must insist that you go whenever you can.
If you have anything ideas, thoughts or concerns that you think I should add to this guide, please let me know as I will probably be updating this. I apologize in advance if anything I stated scares/offends you, as this hobby is not something you should be taking lightly.
PS. for those of you wondernig about the robberies and too lazy to do a search, here is one of the recent threads.
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=101491
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