HYGIENE
a. Wash ALL your private parts INCLUDING your bumhole. we do not need to have an unexpected smell while we are trying to erotically massage you. We don't buy soap and mouthwash to sit there and look pretty. It's there for YOU! Some of you just got off work, or had a whole day of coffee which creates not-so-nice breath. We try our best (or most of us anyway) to look good and smell good for you. We appreciate you do the same.
b. Clean your "head cheese". as added by a colleague i do not know another way to put this. pull your skin down, and clean that part because like belly button lint, if you do not clean it, it will build up,looks highly unattractive and smell.s
c. Either shave, or don't shave. That includes your face. We do not need rashed all over our body from your stubble friction especially on your face.
d. No bodily functions please. If you need to pass gas, kindly use the washroom.
e. EXTREME body hair. you wouldn't like us to have hairy legs, etc. therefore it would be nice if you could at least TRIM your happy area, and if possible, get rid of your hair on your backside. Not many people have fantasies of sleeping with chewbacca.
f. If you have very big pores or happen to be exerting yourself to the point where you sweat profusely, we appreciate positions where your sweat is not dropping into our eyes, hair, face, body, etc. It would makes things so much more pleasant.
g. Cut your vicious nails! We don't like to get all cut up while you're in the moment and not watching how you position your fingers. Especially if you just got off work make sure your fingers and nails are all nice and clean.
SUSPICIOUS BUMPS
Don't expect us to stay with you if you have warts or pimples in your genital area, or any suspicious bumps for that matter. I personally, try to enjoy all my experiences but couldn't possibly wondering if that "weird" bump was an STD. If you do have random bumps/marks, kindly explain to us that it's a scar etc. whatever.
UNDER THE INFLUENCE
We do not come to work high/drunk, and would prefer if you didn't too. IF you do, don't get mad at us because you can't get off, and especially don't expect us to magically get you up or get it off while you're on coke and/or other various substances.
EVERYONE IS UNIQUE
Don't come here and tell me what this girl does and doesn't do, and expect me to do the same. If I don't do those particular services, accept it, respect it,and either take it or leave it. If you REALLY want to stay with me, you'll just have to suck it up buttercup. I think I'm good at what I do and I don't need you to look at me with disdain because I won't do BBBJ or whatever. Don't throw a brat fit and say I won't get business, because there are plenty of men out there that appreciate me and my services, and you're not big loss.
If a girl doesn't ordinarily do GFE, but she did with you because you're "clean" or "nice", then stay with her. If she was willing to do that with you, imagine how many others she offered that to before you. Don't get mad at use because we value our lives and would like to live a long and safe life. You're extra $50 is really not worth it.
If we don't extend extra services to you, maybe it could be simply be because of you, or your poor hygiene (or those bumps we talked about). You may not look clean, or don't smell nice. There are lots of great deoderants out there, Axe being one of them. Your local friendy drugstore could help you out if you're stuck!
OIL: FRIEND OR FOE
We all love the feeling of oil on our bodies. Especially when a client offers to give us a massage, we love it. HOWEVER, we spend lots of time doing our hair and makeup and don't appreciate when you get oil all over our hair.
GREETING
When us women come in to greet you individually, we would appreciate you keep your paws to yourself and save the heavy petting, exhibitionism for the private rooms. PLUS, it makes you look like a pervert.
PAYMENTS
Most girls request payment up front, simply because some of us have been ripped off before. Respect it, don't argue about it, and if you don't like it, you may choose someone else who doesn't ask for it. This goes for new clients or non-regular status. Don't tell us this girl charges this much, etc. We really don't care and it could create drama if someone is undercutting. We are not walmart, we don't roll back our prices or give discounts.
WORK LIFE vs. PERSONAL LIFE
We don't ask you what your wife's name is or how many kids you have. Don't ask us our real name. We have an alias for a reason. Don't ask us if we have a boyfriend and if he knows what we do. We don't ask you if your wife or significant other knows you pay to have sex with other women.
a. Wash ALL your private parts INCLUDING your bumhole. we do not need to have an unexpected smell while we are trying to erotically massage you. We don't buy soap and mouthwash to sit there and look pretty. It's there for YOU! Some of you just got off work, or had a whole day of coffee which creates not-so-nice breath. We try our best (or most of us anyway) to look good and smell good for you. We appreciate you do the same.
b. Clean your "head cheese". as added by a colleague i do not know another way to put this. pull your skin down, and clean that part because like belly button lint, if you do not clean it, it will build up,looks highly unattractive and smell.s
c. Either shave, or don't shave. That includes your face. We do not need rashed all over our body from your stubble friction especially on your face.
d. No bodily functions please. If you need to pass gas, kindly use the washroom.
e. EXTREME body hair. you wouldn't like us to have hairy legs, etc. therefore it would be nice if you could at least TRIM your happy area, and if possible, get rid of your hair on your backside. Not many people have fantasies of sleeping with chewbacca.
f. If you have very big pores or happen to be exerting yourself to the point where you sweat profusely, we appreciate positions where your sweat is not dropping into our eyes, hair, face, body, etc. It would makes things so much more pleasant.
g. Cut your vicious nails! We don't like to get all cut up while you're in the moment and not watching how you position your fingers. Especially if you just got off work make sure your fingers and nails are all nice and clean.
SUSPICIOUS BUMPS
Don't expect us to stay with you if you have warts or pimples in your genital area, or any suspicious bumps for that matter. I personally, try to enjoy all my experiences but couldn't possibly wondering if that "weird" bump was an STD. If you do have random bumps/marks, kindly explain to us that it's a scar etc. whatever.
UNDER THE INFLUENCE
We do not come to work high/drunk, and would prefer if you didn't too. IF you do, don't get mad at us because you can't get off, and especially don't expect us to magically get you up or get it off while you're on coke and/or other various substances.
EVERYONE IS UNIQUE
Don't come here and tell me what this girl does and doesn't do, and expect me to do the same. If I don't do those particular services, accept it, respect it,and either take it or leave it. If you REALLY want to stay with me, you'll just have to suck it up buttercup. I think I'm good at what I do and I don't need you to look at me with disdain because I won't do BBBJ or whatever. Don't throw a brat fit and say I won't get business, because there are plenty of men out there that appreciate me and my services, and you're not big loss.
If a girl doesn't ordinarily do GFE, but she did with you because you're "clean" or "nice", then stay with her. If she was willing to do that with you, imagine how many others she offered that to before you. Don't get mad at use because we value our lives and would like to live a long and safe life. You're extra $50 is really not worth it.
If we don't extend extra services to you, maybe it could be simply be because of you, or your poor hygiene (or those bumps we talked about). You may not look clean, or don't smell nice. There are lots of great deoderants out there, Axe being one of them. Your local friendy drugstore could help you out if you're stuck!
OIL: FRIEND OR FOE
We all love the feeling of oil on our bodies. Especially when a client offers to give us a massage, we love it. HOWEVER, we spend lots of time doing our hair and makeup and don't appreciate when you get oil all over our hair.
GREETING
When us women come in to greet you individually, we would appreciate you keep your paws to yourself and save the heavy petting, exhibitionism for the private rooms. PLUS, it makes you look like a pervert.
PAYMENTS
Most girls request payment up front, simply because some of us have been ripped off before. Respect it, don't argue about it, and if you don't like it, you may choose someone else who doesn't ask for it. This goes for new clients or non-regular status. Don't tell us this girl charges this much, etc. We really don't care and it could create drama if someone is undercutting. We are not walmart, we don't roll back our prices or give discounts.
WORK LIFE vs. PERSONAL LIFE
We don't ask you what your wife's name is or how many kids you have. Don't ask us our real name. We have an alias for a reason. Don't ask us if we have a boyfriend and if he knows what we do. We don't ask you if your wife or significant other knows you pay to have sex with other women.
