Pooner's code of conduct

[Krustee]

I wish we could review the men. LOL What a gong show, drama fest that would be.

I would welcome a review of our session!

Why don't you start your own review board for SP's. Those reviews on men would probably be way more entertaining than PERB. What a hoot that would be!!

Yeah, but I wonder if that site would remove all the negative reviews like this one does?

It would be fun for oh,about 2 min. LOL Considering men have our contact info and they get to be anonymous.

Ummm ...
they get to be anonymous because they are NOT the ones advertising for business.

Are you paying your clients to see you?

If not do not expect them to give you their home number so you can call their wife & bitch to her about how lousy a lay her husband is.

Yes. Yes I have. I consider them battle wounds. Flashback of Vietnam LOL Forever scarred by those memories. I will save you and not go into detail. *shudder*

what is worst is when they shower and it just ripens them up *shudder, shudder* Just happened again on my Calgary trip. I had to cut it short saying I was getting my moonflow and gave him a refund. Guys come in from the Oil rig camps with a pocket full of money and have to re-learn how we do it in civilization LOL A soapy wash cloth is your friend!

*clapping for PM Slayer* Well said.

If you cater to a lower class of clientele you can expect this kind of experience.

Harmony seems to have weeded out all the bad ones - maybe have a chat with her?

Holy shit.

If that sort of thing is commonplace it's a wonder every SP out there doesn't hate men with a passion. Spitting in her face and kicking the door in? Fuck me what a fucking cowardly prick.

An SP did tell me recently that a regular stole money from her and she caught him stealing some panties too when she came out the shower. She said she was scared stiff so never said anything and just went through with the rest of the session. She sounded very upset about it.
I offered a tip of the same amount that was stole from her but she refused it.

I guess some guys just have serious mental issues and hate women. I'm the opposite, I have issues but love them!

Well at least your mental issues do not prevent you from treating them with respect Richter.

As far as the stigma of some SP's you are correct some do hate or have a strong distrust of men.
That to me is a very sad statement of our society.

There are some real good guys out there but unfortunately some major pricks gumming up the works.

I strongly disagree that it would be most. It is more like 1%. The men that are the rudest, just have the loudest voices. I have many clients from here, and they are great guys. If most were assholes, I would choose to not spend money advertising here.

I disagree again. I have quite a few young, fit, sexy, single clients. I also have quite a few over weight, socially awkward, married clients. I kind of prefer the over weight, not so attractive, socially inept guy. I definitely feel more sexy and confident, when I am the only hot one, lol. Men have hardons a couple of times a day. They think about sex a lot. Testosterone drives them. All types of men pay for sex. There is no stereotypical guy.

I also think Tom Cruise has not been hot since Risky Business.

Maybe due to the way I advertise, I seem to attract and keep nice guys. Its been years since I've had a problem client.

Yeah!!!
Lets hear it for the Old Guys!!!

But for the record - even in my bodybuilding days when I attracted attention from the fairer sex I was not an asshole to them.
I was raised different guess?

I agree. I am a non smoker. However, I have mouthwash, and gum. I have no problem telling someone to use mouthwash. I like to be comfortable when I play, and really it does affect your mileage. If the mouthwash doesn't work, don't be surprised if I pop some gum in your mouth, hahaha

Yeah, but what do you pop in their ass?

Again, I disagree. I have had clients that I have had instant chemistry with. I have also had sessions that were not as much fun due to lack of common ground, which is why I love internet advertising. Men can research me and see if we will click and most of the time we do. It makes for a lot of fun on both sides. If all anybody wanted to do was bust a nut, then everybody would want half hour sessions or shorter. I do a lot of dinner dates. I have half hour sessions on my site, but I have not done one in a year or so.

I think you have a point there Harmony - much of an SP's personality can be seen in the way she posts on the boards.

I don't mind the glass eye or the smelling of cabbage. I have a fully stocked shower. Most smelly problems are easy to fix. If not, due to some medical issue. I would still see the person. I would just put a dab of aromatherapy oil under my nose. I would refuse a client if I thought he was mean, might be a problem, etc.

That is the right attitude in my opinion.
Having understanding for your client is paramount in this business cuz you will never meet anyone who is perfect - quite the opposite in this business you will meet some guys who are not all that attractive but still decent people.

I suspect the customers they are losing are the ones that they would be *delighted* to lose ... I don't find any of the postings by the ladies offensive. In fact, I'm rather pre-disposed to check out Adriana and Ms. Harmony BC, now!

Much of what's been written here is just common sense. Unfortunately, common sense isn't [common]. Too bad...

Right you are Ken!

I have been thinking of seeing them too!

 

[CheeseBurgers]

All in all another thread that makes me not want to do this shit anymore and just find an old lady to have instead of spending lots of cash for something that will never be.

Side note do not take me calling a GF an old lady an insult just the way I talk LOL.

 

[johnperb]

This is not for all perberts but most of you

Service providers choose to be in this industry to provide for themselves. This industry is a lifestyle change. Escorts make a name for themselves due to review boards and repeat clientele.

Escorts put a lot of time and money into being the persona they have created for you, to appreciate and enjoy.

I have watched this board for sometime now and decided I wanted to share my voice, thoughts and opinions.

It’s absolutely disgusting that a high amount of men that participate on this board have no respect for woman.

I completely agree if a woman is a bait and switch, and is not the one in the photo or if a woman is robbing potential clientele. You make the choice to see the lady and choose once you arrive if you are going to stay or not.

Some of you men have no qualms about calling a service provider fat. Do you know that most men in that participate in pooning are over weight, not attractive, have poor hygiene and come to see the escort with a bad attitude, that if I am paying for it I can behave anyways I like. There is a reason why most men participate in this hobby, as they do not have the communication skills and respect to meet a lady. Don’t think that every man that walks through an escort’s door is a Tom Cruise. (This does not apply to married men)

You need to clean yourself properly and take care of your hygiene. It’s so disgusting, even after an accompanied shower and the escort cleaning you, that your foreskin still spells like “broccoli propane” and you leave skid marks across the clean white linens of the escorts play zone.

Brush you teeth, go the extra mile. Some of you have halitosis and your diet affects your breath.

Understand and realize that these women have feelings and they are providing a service for you. They are allowing this hobby to be a hobby.

Come on guys, we see escorts for the simple fact that were thinking with the little head below and want to bust a nut. Whenever I read about this whole clicking thing it really pisses me off, it isn’t the love connection. You cannot expect to meet a lady onetime and have instant chemistry that is real.

Most women are active on these boards and remember they read what you write about them. These women have feelings and are people to.

Try putting yourself in the escort’s position. Would you enjoy some asshole coming to see you, with a poor attitude, Smelling bad, your not attracted to him in the least and you have to sleep with him. Then he turns around and bashes you on some public review board. Whenever he sees a positive review about the escort he has to add something negative to the thread.

Most say that escorts need to have a thick skin, but I believe that most have of you have forgotten that escorts are people.

Vancouver escorts are great and it’s time that they started being appreciated.

Escorts are inviting you into there space, so be a gentleman.

PM_Slayer

Sounds like you've been an sp

I wish we could review the men. LOL What a gong show, drama fest that would be.

Sure but I'm not paying

 

[myselftheother]

Hmmm.

Interesting read, PM_slayer.....but how about instead of a declaration of standards...wouldn't it be better just to apply the 'Golden Rule'?

Nice to see that an sp can get on here and vent once in a while.

 

[Adriana✿]

Ha ha ha! You MUST have a sense of humor in this business or you just won't last; as evidenced by some posters in this thread, you get yucky and bitter.

I wouldn't want any clients that can't see the humor in our follies. Those that get me, love me lots! And see me often. (=

 

[PM_Slayer]

While I am being honest, I am sorry I wrote this to.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthr...hlight=propane

Kisses Misty Moonlight

 

[island-guy]

While I am being honest, I am sorry I wrote this to.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthr...hlight=propane

Kisses Misty Moonlight
tattooedtif@hotmail.com

Busted Link

 

[island-guy]

Hmm If PM_Slayer is Misty, isn't there a huge contradiction going on in the explanations of everything?

Or is this another case of "here we go again"

LOL