Pooner writing skills

[anderklag]

Reading through some of the reviews, I can't help but notice some of you guys have some serious and I mean _serious_ writing skills worthy of a bookstore front-shelf novel section. Super engaging "can't wait to read what comes next" style of writing, it's soo good. I won't name exact names because I'm sure I'd leave out some I really enjoyed.

It's weird how our male brain can write so well and detailed about sex, I wonder what women/sps think about those amazingly detailed and well written reviews, do they ever get turned on reading them? Or is the stereotype true that women only get off on to 50 Shades of Grey type S&M fantasies with rich dudes?

 

[ChromeGasCap]

Many Sps, i have learned, do not like reading about themselves in an explicit sort of fashion.

To the last question, my observations would indicate arousal to anything involving a rich guy.. 🤣

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Reading through some of the reviews, I can't help but notice some of you guys have some serious and I mean _serious_ writing skills worthy of a bookstore front-shelf novel section. Super engaging "can't wait to read what comes next" style of writing, it's soo good. I won't name exact names because I'm sure I'd leave out some I really enjoyed.

It's weird how our male brain can write so well and detailed about sex, I wonder what women/sps think about those amazingly detailed and well written reviews, do they ever get turned on reading them? Or is the stereotype true that women only get off on to 50 Shades of Grey type S&M fantasies with rich dudes?

Wait until we get a chance to write about other things like BBQ, whiskey, cars, sports. Oh and wood working!

 

[Pumped]

It's weird how our male brain can write so well and detailed about sex, I wonder what women/sps think about those amazingly detailed and well written reviews, do they ever get turned on reading them? Or is the stereotype true that women only get off on to 50 Shades of Grey type S&M fantasies with rich dudes?

I have turned on many a woman with my cheque writing skills.

 

[angry anderson]

I have turned on many a woman with my cheque writing skills.

They take cheques?? contact info please!!

 

[Bluesmile86]

They take cheques?? contact info please!!

They will take a signed blank cheque...as a bonus.

It's weird how our male brain can write so well and detailed about sex...

The key to a detailed review is writing it on the same day, while the memories are still crisp and vivid as you relive the moment, before they became foggy and start playing tricks on you.

 

[oldshark]

Yes, it is important to write the review or at least notes as soon as possible. Much of the time, we get wrapped up in the action, the BJ, the sex, etc. I know it sounds crazy but it is easy in the dark not to pay attention to hair colour, length and other physical features because you are intensely pursuing the experience. Weight, height, good assessment of body dimensions (breasts-waist-butt) can all be tricky. Finally some descriptors like 'big butt' to me are different to what others call 'big butt'. I am nervous each time I write that I will screw up details.

 

[angry anderson]

They will take a signed blank cheque...as a bonus.


The key to a detailed review is writing it on the same day, while the memories are still crisp and vivid as you relive the moment, before they became foggy and start playing tricks on you.

I'm firing blanks. They can take that as a bonus.

 

[phool]

If I think we both had a great time I'll follow up afterwards and ask if they want me to write them a blurb for their website/testimonial/review and almost always it's a yes, and all but once was a review. I write about what I want to share and some unique experiences we had (and keep some secret for us) and I send it to them to review. All but a couple times I was told to post it without revision/omission and at least half the time they've said they really loved it and were turned on by it. Even if most of that is fantasy it's worth committing to writing a hot moment for the benefit of all, I think.

 

[Once you go black]

Reading through some of the reviews, I can't help but notice some of you guys have some serious and I mean _serious_ writing skills worthy of a bookstore front-shelf novel section. Super engaging "can't wait to read what comes next" style of writing, it's soo good. I won't name exact names because I'm sure I'd leave out some I really enjoyed.

It's weird how our male brain can write so well and detailed about sex, I wonder what women/sps think about those amazingly detailed and well written reviews, do they ever get turned on reading them? Or is the stereotype true that women only get off on to 50 Shades of Grey type S&M fantasies with rich dudes?

The main consensus seems to be mixed .
Some love that it brings a lot of business , some hate them .

 

[Once you go black]

Yes, it is important to write the review or at least notes as soon as possible. Much of the time, we get wrapped up in the action, the BJ, the sex, etc. I know it sounds crazy but it is easy in the dark not to pay attention to hair colour, length and other physical features because you are intensely pursuing the experience. Weight, height, good assessment of body dimensions (breasts-waist-butt) can all be tricky. Finally some descriptors like 'big butt' to me are different to what others call 'big butt'. I am nervous each time I write that I will screw up details.

Sage advice and well said