Poll: single or married?

[ceo23]

I am single. How do you go out when you had the urge and you are married?
My friend always check the closest place from home. Just tell to have a quick grocery shopping.
What is your excuse?

 

[Highjack]

come home from shopping smelling like pussy or a shower...no woman I have ever dated is that stupid. Either wait until they are away or you are.

If my wife ever got close enough to smell me I wouldn't have to bother with service providers.

 

[NYG]

If my wife ever got close enough to smell me I wouldn't have to bother with service providers.

well said!

 

[badbadboy]

I take my own shower gel with me. If I repeat with an SP they keep a tube I supplied for me.

:nod:

 

[fromanothamotha]

I take my own shower gel with me. If I repeat with an SP they keep a tube I supplied for me.

:nod:

I do the same thing, I throw it in my gym bag when I go to play "tennis".

 

[badbadboy]

I do the same thing, I throw it in my gym bag when I go to play "tennis".

Good idea.

I just did a quick calculation and I think I have four tubes out there in various places of the city these days ound:

 

[nimby1987]

Is this the right forum for a poll?

 

[OptimusPrime]

I now shaving the fur has been discussed before, I wanted to point out that of u r not a shaver and u decide to shave to get a SPs 'full menu'.....have a good excuse fpr shaving. Sorry if that is common knowledge

Huh ???

And the answer for the op I'm single so I don't need an excuse.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Huh ???

And the answer for the op I'm single so I don't need an excuse.

Sorry, I was on the smartphone when I posted that.

You are lucky you do not need any excuses.

In a previous thread we were discussing about grooming rituals and it made me think: If you are married and you decide to shave to see a lady you better
have a good excuse. Otherwise you need another story to tell the wife. Just dropped that here instead of trying to find the old post.

Thanks.

 

[aznhottie_69]

Hello. I'm married so here's my take on this.

Always know where your wife is. I poon (which is rarely btw) when she's at work.

I used to work in downtown Vancouver and SP selection is huge. Lunch dates works best for me.

I bike to work so by the time I get home sweaty, my wife expects me to shower before getting close to her.

 

[Cami Parker]

Ahhhh yes, I've engaged in plenty of afternoon "tennis matches", "conference calls", "client dinners", "golf games", "gym sessions" etc etc....

I do the same thing, I throw it in my gym bag when I go to play "tennis".