Poll on real true facts

[citylover]

Hey, when I was in grade school I flunked math. I always figured the teacher was a commie pinko fag, cause otherwise why wasn't she out making millions like the brilliant PERBites who don't know global warming from their ass in the ground.

So I ask all PERBites to help me out. I want to reverse the "F" & prove to her I was right all along. I want to put math up for a vote.

I won't tell you the answer I gave, I'm just gonna show her the results so she will remove the stain on my permanent record. It's the only thing stopping me from getting that Internet Doctorate that I was invited to apply for from that anonymous e-mail

 

[OTBn]

LOL! I'd give you some popularity points but, uhhhh.... (positive points, of course )

 

[john23]

The answer depends on how you define + and = so 3 is the best answer.

 

[Hedonist7]

simple

As my accountant say: it is whatever YOU want it to be?
... explains why he is my accountant...

 

[Randy Whorewald]

it is whatever YOU want it to be?

That is the correct answer !!

I did not vote because you did not list that option.

 

[citylover]

Hmmm.... & some people are experts at not giving the right answer. THey recognize it right away.

You sure you did not vote because you didn't have the motor control to hit the right button?

 

[LonelyGhost]

the correct answer is to date your math teacher and
get that F upgraded to a C ...

worked for me.

ps: math teachers do it by the numbers ...

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Is it also true that mathematicians work it out with a pencil?

 

[sunnysideup]

Real, true fact?

What I want to know is this: if "real, true fact" isn't a double redundancy, then what would be an example of an artificial false fact?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

What I want to know is this: if "real, true fact" isn't a double reduncancy, then what would be an example of an artificial false fact?

Sunnysideup - don't be too hard on C-Lover, he's the only guy I know of who flunked grade one four times. Ya have to give him credit for trying though - managed to get it right the fifth try, but it was a real struggle.

 

[sunnysideup]

Sorry

I didn't mean to target anyone. I was just being a pompous a$$hole for yuks.

 

[citylover]

What I want to know is this: if "real, true fact" isn`t a double redundancy, then what would be an example of an artificial false fact?

I think the term that accurately, & w/ alliteration, if not grammatically, matches your question is a "false fake facts"

And you got a response from the master, RH

 

[Hedonist7]

Well you know what they say...

In this world, there are three types of people: the ones that know how to count - and the ones that don't.

 

[citylover]

... those who divide the world into 2 types...
... and those who don't...