Politically speaking correctly

[A Nonny Mouse]

Here is the new politically correct way to speak of our female companions:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED CANADIAN."

2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is
"VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."

3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."

7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets
"CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"

8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is
"MEDICALLY ENHANCED."

9. She is not a "HO" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."

10. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is
"PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."

11. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

 

[hitrack]

been running prime 95 for about 5 hrs now and she's (my computer) solid. Had to raise the ram voltage up to 2.8v to get this fukkin comp to run stable.

 

[LonelyGhost]

i just found a stale cheezie in the couch and ate it ... fuckin restricted carb diet!

 

[georgebushmoron]

She is confused about her simple mind, so she calls herself "COMPLEX".

She feels worthless, so she calls herself "GODDESS".

She is fat, so she calls herself "RUBINESQUE".

She is weak willed and disempowered, so she constantly talks about being "EMPOWERED".