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swithsss

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I'm 21 year guy who has seen escort only once and I didn't have so much fun with escort. I guess that's because I was too nervous. So I want to give a shot when I'm drunk to see if it goes well. I think a bottle of beer is enough for me to be relaxed.

So, here is the question.

Would it be OK if I saw escort when I am a little bit drunk?
Would she be annoyed or even turn down?

Please, help me guys..
 

wolverine

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Showing up inebriated to an appointment is a bad idea. Most SPs will not see you. Moreover, you may impair the functionality of your wang. Limit yourself to one or two drinks. An even better idea is to bring a bottle of good wine or champagne to your appointment and share a glass with the SP before getting down to business.
 

bilbo

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exactly what Wolverine says. Bring a nice bottle of wine and share it with the SP during your time together. That will relax you and make her happy at the same time.
 

bartsimpson01

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what about going to see an SP high(weed)? A friend of mine does it all the tiime, relaxes his nerves, says it also makes him last longer which is a bonus but not sure if I believe that one
 

FortunateOne

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what about going to see an SP high(weed)? A friend of mine does it all the tiime, relaxes his nerves, says it also makes him last longer which is a bonus but not sure if I believe that one
High is high, and it makes them unpredictable in the sp's eyes, imo, especially if the purpose of the drug is to last longer or something. She would have an expectation of certain things going a certain way, but him being high would create frustration on his part because he isn't or can't finish within the time, and on her part for the same reason.

Get drunk or high on dates, not when you are spending good money to see an sp. It is a waste of money to not be able to experience everything, just because you are too drunk to remember it all lol.

You have certain time constraints with sps, so anything you do to create problems is not going to help you at all. If you ever wanted to see her again, you just blew it.

Also, someone who visits an sp who is not 420-friendly is going to piss her off, the same way someone who is a smoker assumes he can light one up in a non-smoking sps incall. You bring drugs into any place you don't personally live in and you are creating a very unpleasant situation. There is an assumption that all sps and escorts are drug-taking, cigarette smoking, drunks, and that is why so many sps get really offended when they are asked about this sort of thing -- or when clients show up high and drunk.
 

rachellexo

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Being high, or drunk, on anything can be super frusterating.

My suggestion is to choose an SP that is known for being a chatterbox! Even tell the SP straight off the bat (when you call her) that you are a nervous soul and need a little extra TLC. We are used to shy guys, lots of people are shy, your not the only one!

Showing up high or drunk is only going to make you seem unpredictable and sometimes frightening, even if its not your intention.

If you do decide that you NEED to have a drink to loosen up I think the boys above are right, get a bottle of wine and drink it WITH the SP. This way if shes feeling uncomfortable she herself can tell you to slow down or leave before any situation elevates.

:) Happy pooning!

xo - Rach
 

iwanthersexy

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absolutely don't show up drunk or high. If she doesn't know you, she migt be scared or frustrated.
If you are nervous you need to find an sp who is capable to make you feel relaxed and comfortable. Mybe you will need to see her more than once and feel more familiar with her.
 
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