Carman Fox

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My parents & relatives came by and i had this gigantic poster on the wall of 4 or 5 playboy models. They where in my livingroom and i said "arent these gals hot!." The only comments they all gave me was you gotta grow up and also these hotties age very fast. Plus they'll never go for you etc.
 

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Dude, those China models and actress you see on TVB and CCTV are much hotter. Those playmates have so much silocone.
 

Miss*Bijou

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My parents & relatives came by and i had this gigantic poster on the wall of 4 or 5 playboy models. They where in my livingroom and i said "arent these gals hot!." The only comments they all gave me was you gotta grow up and also these hotties age very fast. Plus they'll never go for you etc.

Huh......... thanks for sharing...? I guess....?



I'm sure they were a little surprised that someone over the age of 14 would have a poster of playboy models on their wall (was it really your living room wall?!). I don't know.. kinda has 'living in mom's basement and not-yet-passed-puberty' all over it, if you ask me. Tacky for sure.

I don't know, don't grown men eventually graduate from poster on the wall to screensaver or wallpaper on your computer?
 

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Living at mom's basement has it rewards. Pooning 300 dollar SP, trips to Hk, Thailand. Not bad LAG.
 

InTheBum

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He says with tongue firmly planted in cheek.

(and the great Hubba strikes again - you guys keeping score?)
And finger planted once again, in Granny's shitcaked asshole!!;) ;) :D :D
 

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My parents & relatives came by and i had this gigantic poster on the wall of 4 or 5 playboy models. They where in my livingroom and i said "arent these gals hot!." The only comments they all gave me was you gotta grow up and also these hotties age very fast. Plus they'll never go for you etc.
The female form is an ugly thing get it off yer wall!

Ok, seriously though, if you want to have dates over to your place, take them down. They make women uncomfortable.
Speaking for myself, if I was dating a girl, and then went over to her place for dinner and she had a poster on the wall of some muscleman with his dong hanging out, it would probably make me uncomfortable.

Your relatives want you to take the posters down because they are thinking that it will inhibit your ability to get a wife and crank out kids, and they are probably right.

On the other hand, if you are only gonna be doing the SP thing, and you don't want a girlfriend, leave em up!
Honestly, if I ever gave up on the dating scene, I would probably do the same thing. After all, I am still 14 at heart. What guy isn't? :p
 
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Actually i dont really care what people think of me. I have a stack of pornos in my livingroom with those lovely playboy models posters. Im tired of dating so it doesnt really matter. Ya im the joke of the my family for not wanting kids or a wife

The female form is an ugly thing get it off yer wall!

Ok, seriously though, if you want to have dates over to your place, take them down. They make women uncomfortable.
Speaking for myself, if I was dating a girl, and then went over to her place for dinner and she had a poster on the wall of some muscleman with his dong hanging out, it would probably make me uncomfortable.

Your relatives want you to take the posters down because they are thinking that it will inhibit your ability to get a wife and crank out kids, and they are probably right.

On the other hand, if you are only gonna be doing the SP thing, and you don't want a girlfriend, leave em up!
Honestly, if I ever gave up on the dating scene, I would probably do the same thing. After all, I am still 14 at heart. What guy isn't? :p
 

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Actually i dont really care what people think of me. I have a stack of pornos in my livingroom with those lovely playboy models posters. Im tired of dating so it doesnt really matter. Ya im the joke of the my family for not wanting kids or a wife
I get constant 'reminders' from my family and relatives. Can't a guy live happily without kids or wives?

As for not wanting a girlfriend, my own mother would say that I am a weirdo for not wanting one, and it is probably better for women not to get involved with a weirdo anyway. In addition, she would direct at me not-so-subtle insinuations that people who don't have girlfriends are either gays or impotent. WTF.

I also remember back when I was a university student, my mom, sister, and I were eating in a restaurant once. I said what if I like men instead of women in a joking, hypothetical tone. [I don't think I ever disliked men; it's just that women seem to have a very slight edge over men in terms of sexual attraction]. My mom got rather indignant and almost started yelling at me. My sister defused the situation by saying that I kept a collection of posters of beautiful girls (which didn't actually exist). I love ya, dear sis :)

I haven't told her about seeing SPs. Though I'd like to be honest, I'd probably be disinherited or give her a stroke and hyper blood pressure...
 
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