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hitrack

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Where if at all can I see Miss December 1977. Was watching Dukes of Hazzard last night and Ashley Cox had a small (leggy) part. Her legs were grade "A" jack off material.

I googled a bit but found only sites that have old editions of the magazine to order. I don't pay for pr0n so they were no good to me.
 
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hitrack said:
Where if at all can I see Miss December 1977. Was watching Dukes of Hazzard last night and Ashley Cox had a small (leggy) part. Her legs were grade "A" jack off material.

I googled a bit but found only sites that have old editions of the magazine to order. I don't pay for pr0n so they were no good to me.
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hmmm...her legs are a little too skinny for my tastes...great tits tho...now ashley simpson..there are a set of legs, but of course you have to turn off the volume.
 
Maury Beniowski

Maury Beniowski

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In a nice wet pussy!
Sadly, you're right... And what's even sadder is, "They think we like it!" :rolleyes:

It's the female equivalent of penis envy, methinks!

I've only placed my hands on one set, and had my eyes been shut, I swear I would've thought I was at a bowling alley...

Long live "Au naturel".
 
hitrack

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Mucho Gracious!!

Man-0-man she's got some wicked bush :eek: :)
 
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Maury Beniowski said:
And what's even sadder is, "They think we like it!" :rolleyes:
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You're right and I have absolutely no explanation why a totally attractive woman would go and get implants, particularly ones that are no where near proportionate to the rest of their body.
 
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What the fuck does POTM stand for? I hate it when people us stupid acronyms.
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then you better stay off Jeopardy! ... they used the acronym 'potus' as a final answer and two of the dummies couldn't figure it out!
 
hitrack

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LonelyGhost said:
then you better stay off Jeopardy! ... they used the acronym 'potus' as a final answer and two of the dummies couldn't figure it out!
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If I was on Jeopardy and POTUS was the final question, after I punched Alex in the head I would guess POTUS meant Piss On This Usless Show!!!!
 
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Maury Beniowski said:
Sadly, you're right... And what's even sadder is, "They think we like it!" :rolleyes:

It's the female equivalent of penis envy, methinks!

I've only placed my hands on one set, and had my eyes been shut, I swear I would've thought I was at a bowling alley...

Long live "Au naturel".
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I 100% agree with you on this. They are either super hard or super heavy. The heaviest tits I've ever felt were saline implants.

The attitude of people who get them done is bizarre. They always want to show you them like they just did a reno.
 
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LonelyGhost said:
then you better stay off Jeopardy! ... they used the acronym 'potus' as a final answer and two of the dummies couldn't figure it out!
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Peon Of Texas Undermining Society? ;)
 
hitrack

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This was why I was interested. This was a her in DOH.

 
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I used to like the bush until I realized what odor traps they were. Now I want no hair getting between my tongue and the gates of heaven.

But I agree that most the Playmates these days are your cookie-cutter busty blondes, just because that's what that senile old fart Hefner is into. And their pic and vid shoots seem to follow a rigid script too.
 
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