Asian Fever

Pick-Up Lines

MoeTheBartender

I serve DUFF BEER only!
Mar 20, 2004
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Moe's Tavern - Springfield
Okay, here we go... some just plain cheesy..

Feel free to contribute.... and by the way, do these things really work?
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When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.

You sure have a great looking tooth.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

You look a lot like my future wife.

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makuro

Porn God
Apr 19, 2003
80
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Vancouver
Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes...
 

jmac23

New member
Oct 8, 2003
82
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62
L2L do you have a copyright on that? If not I am going to try that next.
 

RangerSmith

Banned
Apr 5, 2004
7
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65
Calgary
Struck out again....

Hey Moe, with pickup lines like that it's no wonder your a pooner!
 

dogg1

New member
Feb 18, 2004
152
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vancouver
Best pickup line....
" Hey, I don't know you.I don't want to be your boyfriend.I don't want to be your husband. Let's just live for the moment and get it on."
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
3,880
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Surrey
Do you know what a green is??
 

MoeTheBartender

I serve DUFF BEER only!
Mar 20, 2004
33
0
0
Moe's Tavern - Springfield
Re: Struck out again....

RangerSmith said:
Hey Moe, with pickup lines like that it's no wonder your a pooner!
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I Wish!, Ranger S.
But I always seem to end up with a black-eye and
a dislocated shoulder. [yikes!]
 

MoeTheBartender

I serve DUFF BEER only!
Mar 20, 2004
33
0
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Moe's Tavern - Springfield
charlieboy said:
[but Moe, you dont need no pickup lines with me hon!!
see you at Moe's Tavern at closing.

xoxoxoxxo,
Charlie [/B]
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Ruff! Ruff! Grrrrrrrr......
 

zlmmm

Mysterious Adventurer
Sep 16, 2003
431
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Vancouver, BC
Him: I wish I could rearrange the alphabet.
Her: why?
Him: So I could put 'U' and 'I' together...


I may not look like much now, but I'm drinkin' milk.


Can I borrow your phonen number? I seem to have lost mine...


Damn. I keep forgetting to deposit those $20,000 pay checks.
 

BYSON

No Gunt
Oct 7, 2003
740
1
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West Coast Of BC
You wanna play Army? I will lay down and you can blow me all over the place.
 

OTR2

New member
Aug 17, 2003
298
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At the "Y"
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Penelope?
 

Dremok

Member
Sep 15, 2003
471
0
16
Popular one in Australia:

Him - Hey Sheila do you fuck?

Her - Not 'till I met you, you smooth talking bastard.
 
Ashley Madison
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