phone fun

[Sydney]

The good wife.

(massagelady, cover your eyes)

Last week I was with a 30 minute nooner client that got the daily lunchtime call from his wife just as we were 5 minutes into it. He told her he was busy and asked could she hold on. He put her on hold and well, she did. 20 minutes later when he was done with me he picked up and she was still there, waiting.

What a good wife.

Sydney xo

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

reminds me of the time in Seattle

A gent spent 90% of the time in a conference call while we did it... twice LMAO

Good wife Sydney, hmmm, bored wife LOL

 

[vancouverman]

many of your posts in this and other threads have an antagonistic tone to them. Although many of your comments and concerns may be true, you shouldn't always blurt them out so succinctly.

ohhh, so you think so as well?

as long as she will not understand, that 90% of people here, pay for a dream more then they pay for just sex itself ( or a HJ in her case ), she will post in the form and shape she does now. will she understand? only time will tell.
We have here plenty of different approaches to the advertising .... this might be one.
IMHO, her best line was something like this (maybe she should put it as a signature line ) ...."I would never date a guy who visited 100s SPs" ..... yes..... we are scam of the Earth .... but our money is good.

 

[sexyndnwomam]

I am just hoping the wife is fucking the milkman on the side

LOL too funnyb

 

[vancouverman]

But, please, don't tell me I have to spend my life with a philandering husband. Life is too short for that.

I'm not telling you anything..... I'm just quoting you.
I would like to point out.. it is YOU who tell us do this, don't do that.

as for adultery .... wonder if you change change a pooner into a non pooner .... that is called "the power of love"

 

[kehoe]

You are not scum of the Earth, you are just no dating material.
You can be the nicest people otherwise, and some of you really are.

But, please, don't tell me I have to spend my life with a philandering husband. Life is too short for that.

like it or not, you are in the sex trade business. Unless you are an RMT, CMT giving completely legitimate massages with NO extras then you are an sp and also not "dating" material. Just because you are receiving money for what you do does not exclude you from moral scrutiny.

 

[vancouverman]

I would say it would be a miracle. Just like turning pickle into fresh cucumber

yes..... you might be right ..... but you will never know

 

[Very Veronica]

1 more thing massagelady:

Hijacking is lame whether you sit your priss ass in the cockpit or not. Remember bad boys and girls, topic is phone fun. Let's hear some stories!

 

[Damaged]

In my opionion Massagelady has moral issues with what she does for a living and seems to take it out here on the board.
You give hand jobs for money, many of the men are married, whether you touch a penis with your hands or pussy you are still a service provider. If you can't handle that reality then you need to get out of the business.

How would you have handled it if a client of yours received a phone call from his wife mid hand job?

 

[kehoe]

Hijacking is lame whether you sit your priss ass in the cockpit or not. Remember bad boys and girls, topic is phone fun. Let's hear some stories!

geez, I got so caught up in the secondary discussion that I forgot the original thread topic. Sorry VV.

 

[shedevil]

We are not in the business to care.

Yammering on about adultery on an escort board is like moving next to a hog farm and complaining about the smell. Us piggies don't give a shit.

If you don't see them. Someone else will. Just plain simple. We are all ''piggies'' or we wouldn't be here. Good post, VV

I did have this happen to me once, although I almost got the poor guy caught and have never done that again.

Of all the times someone could phone you, eh? I does happen more than I thought. No sooner do you get someones you-know-what in your mouth and "ring-ring''...

LOL

 

[necko]

Phone Fun?

Had a gf she loved me daty while she was on phone usually the chatline, sometime during mid chat things would move on with her encouraging me on, I found later she started dating one of the chaters she met on the chatline, and they would do the same thing to me, but we hadn't quite broken up yet, I laugh now but didn't then, oh well alls well in love and war!

 

[visiting]

I try to remember to shut off the phone during sessions but clients often don't or can't, in which case, sexy improv skills are required.

Had a really hot session with a guy whose wife called just as he stepped in the door. After waiting patiently in my lingerie for about 10 minutes, i preceded to undress him, fondle, suck & fuck his cock while he continued to talk with his not so significant other. Told him to bring a hands free model next time.

I think people forgot what the topic was.....

 

[badboy642]

uhhh... Veronica..

I try to remember to shut off the phone during sessions but clients often don't or can't, in which case, sexy improv skills are required.

Had a really hot session with a guy whose wife called just as he stepped in the door. After waiting patiently in my lingerie for about 10 minutes, i preceded to undress him, fondle, suck & fuck his cock while he continued to talk with his not so significant other. Told him to bring a hands free model next time.

.. wives ( mine ) are in far away pastures... had 4 cell phones.. all suspended now..
can't offer you much except total undivided attention, and adoration if you can handle it.......
.. and I ain't no 'hard-slamming' rocker..
leave that to the greenhorns now.........

.. maybe this post is inappropriate, but I can't find your website or whatever....
.. you sound *very* cool...

help me... please

 

[visiting]

BadBOY, I agree with you, she does seem interesting, and she was the life of this thread at one point.......

Meanwhile here is what your looking for....just need to use the Search option above! http://www.eros-vancouver.com/files/bc-veronica99-veronica1.htm


Anyone has more phone stories, heck make them phoney stories, but at long as they are stories!!!

 

[JustAGuy]

The delusions of self-importance harbored by people who can't turn off their cell phones for half an hour in order to get laid just amazes me. Who the fuck are you that you MUST have that phone at the ready? (generic question not aimed at anyone in particular, just the jackasses who think they can't be incommunicado for even one nanosecond) Good thing you didn't have to function in this world ten or fifteen years ago before the damn things were ubiquitous. Just one more example that technology isn't making our lives easier (as promised), but screwing them up instead.

 

[Avery]

The delusions of self-importance harbored by people who can't turn off their cell phones for half an hour in order to get laid just amazes me.

I agree completely, however, this might be an example of why some people are that way. A couple of weeks ago, I slipped away from my office for a nooner with a local SP. I left my cell phone in my car while I was in action. When I returned, there was a message from an important customer accusing me of avoiding her (we were late with a delivery). Sometimes, you just can't win!!

 

[shapeshifter]

The delusions of self-importance harbored by people who can't turn off their cell phones for half an hour in order to get laid just amazes me. Who the fuck are you that you MUST have that phone at the ready? (generic question not aimed at anyone in particular, just the jackasses who think they can't be incommunicado for even one nanosecond) Good thing you didn't have to function in this world ten or fifteen years ago before the damn things were ubiquitous. Just one more example that technology isn't making our lives easier (as promised), but screwing them up instead.

Who is the master, the cell phone owner or the cell phone?

I have a company cell phone and a personal cell, my company cell is switched OFF during lunch again at 5pm and all weekend starting at 5pm friday, my personal cell gets switched OFF whenever I #!(@^*!@%*!$&!want!!!, sometimes that means days at a time!

 

[visiting]

Masaagelady, I give up!!!! You win!

 

[shapeshifter]

I happen to be someone who prefers not to be sleezy, just a woman who gives massages and hj's for a living. (there is nothing wrong with sleeze, if a woman choeses to do that, more power to her)

I was in agreement with you until i saw this post, you most certainly are saying that you're better than others who offer more services

So it's not sleazy for you to have bare cocks in your hands jerking them off but the ladies who ride that same cock are sleazy?

Your spilttin hairs and comin out on the short and curly end of the pube