Pets at SPs incalls?

Harmony-bc

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I have cats, and I've never had a problem. I have one favorite regular that always brings me a box of chocolate and my fur babies some cat nip and some temptations. They are never in my room when I'm working. One time one of my girls was hiding under the bed, and I didn't know. She stayed under the bed the whole time [I never noticed], and suantered out to say hello as my gentleman was getting dressed to leave. I was a little embarrassed, as I do try to keep my room pet free when I'm working, lol. Fortunately the guy fell in love with her. She's really sweet, pretty and friendly. I also sweep and dust with clean sheets on the bed before. It probably doesn't completely take away the dander, but I try.
 

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If you don't care about your income (or care that your clients with allergies may react to them) then go ahead and get one!

http://www.aafa.org/display.cfm?id=8&sub=16&cont=63

As the article says, up to 30% of your clients may have reactions to your pet (and no...just hiding kitty in the next room doesn't solve the problem - out of sight does not mean out of lungs).

You'll have SP's who say that they've never had problems but that's because they are clueless to this particular issue or don't care about lost revenue - although they probably do have times where they wonder why a guy that they thought they had a particularly good session with never comes back.

That's because the guy spent the following 24 hours in a state akin to breathing through a straw.
 

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Pets at SPs incalls? Does it make a difference to you when booking an SP?
I like an SP's pussy in the room with me. I even pet it and so far no allergic reaction unless I discover she hasn't showered or bathed immediatley before the appointment..... :D

It might be interesting if her pussy was in another room. I saw something called a glory hole on a porno once which looked interesting. But then I want to first check all the rooms carefully to confirm there wouldn't be any last minute substitutions. :eek:

I like cats and dogs and although I have allergies I'm okay if they're in the same place so long as not in the same room. I'm not sure my heart coud take the shock if suddenly and unexpectedly a cold, wet nose nose was pressed up against my butt while I was engaged in doggie with the SP ....

Penhold
 

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Thanks for everyone's input.

I could get a cat, but I want the personability of a dog.

And, though I would LOVE to have a 150lb rotti, I would never get one while living in the city. I can also babysit my gf's if I need a rotti fix.

Any good small dog breeds that anyone can recommend? I hate yappy dogs, and I would prefer to find a breed that doesn't have constant ear infections, eye issues, skin issues, etc.
 

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I love dogs. Just not in the BR at the same time.

Recently, the SP's dog was back and forth, scratching at the door, whining to get out again etc over and over again.

Equated to a lack lustre session.

A SP I see on a regular basis removes the pet completely and I find it much better for me.

I have never been into performing in front of my dogs at home so I prefer the pets be out of sight. Just me, not being a hater. :D
Totally agree with you there badbadboy. I don't care if an SP has a pet, as long as I don't have to deal with it. If it is in the same room as the schnookie show or gets in my way on the entrance/exit, that will be one less repeat for me. Don't want a big dog nuzzling my oysters, a small dog irritating my ear drums or pant legs, a cat licking my fingers or starfish, or a parrot tellimg saying "who's the bumfuck? who's the bumfuck?" when I am trying to get in the mood. Put the pets in the basement, or else it says the SP loves them more than the client--which is probably true, we just don't want to be confronted with that brutal reality when endulging in a little fantasy.

-Punt.
 

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All the more reason to get a parrot.....(to teach funny lines and piss you off.) hee hee

Mine would be taught, "Who's getting bum-fucked? Who IS getting bum-fucked?"

Birds do have dander too, though. You are never supposed to sleep in the same room as your bird, because your respiration slows during sleeping and it can be toxic.

Totally agree with you there badbadboy. I don't care if an SP has a pet, as long as I don't have to deal with it. If it is in the same room as the schnookie show or gets in my way on the entrance/exit, that will be one less repeat for me. Don't want a big dog nuzzling my oysters, a small dog irritating my ear drums or pant legs, a cat licking my fingers or starfish, or a parrot tellimg saying "who's the bumfuck? who's the bumfuck?" when I am trying to get in the mood. Put the pets in the basement, or else it says the SP loves them more than the client--which is probably true, we just don't want to be confronted with that brutal reality when endulging in a little fantasy.

-Punt.
 

Harmony-bc

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I've had a dog come in and stick his nose on my ass before and another chick had 3 cats on the bed that would not leave. I have stuck em out the door before and the broad got pissed off another time a lil mongrel was chompin on my pant cuffs trying to pull me out, these critters are quite territorial. I mostly stick to the trickmachine now a days.
Omg, that paints such a funny picture in my head.

My fur babies aren't that territorial. They are used to me kicking them out of the room, and just wander off doing their own thing. I kick them out before I sweep, dust and put clean sheets on the bed, and before anybody knocks on the door. Some people love animals, some don't. When I decided to work out of my in-call, instead of having two separate places, my family had to come with. I hate living without pets. I get so lonely and bored. I used to live in a two bedroom apartment with a roommate and had a separate one bedroom apartment for working. My combined rent was well over 2000 a month, and neither of them were super high class. I decided to move out into my one bedroom. Now I decided to live with someone again, and we share a 2 bedroom. I may lose a thousand a month in revenue for having pets [maybe, I never noticed] but I also save a thousand in rent, lol. This works for me. I am a responsible pet owner though. They never have fleas. My place never stinks of litter. I clean the box, every time I notice something in it, which is a few times a day.
 

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Yes it can definitely be an issue. I personally love pets and don't mind but some people are very allergic to pet dander, just like I am to cigarette smoke. I think it is an important question to ask if this is a concern for you.
The other problem for some might be pet hair on your clothing. For the married guys without pets it might be tough to explain or even a different type of hair than your pet might have. I used to see a regular of mine who had a very sweet little Pug dog. When I arrived the dog would greet me, which I didn't mind then she would put it in another room but still when I left I was covered in hair (Pugs shed alot). I'd keep a lint roller handy in my car so I could clean off before I went back to work.
That little bastard ate the insoles out of my shoes once
 

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All the more reason to get a parrot.....(to teach funny lines and piss you off.) hee hee

Mine would be taught, "Who's getting bum-fucked? Who IS getting bum-fucked?"
LOL
That reminds me of the old joke about the housewife who buys the "discount" parrot taht spent the first 5 years of its life living in a brothel. :)
 

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Any good small dog breeds that anyone can recommend? I hate yappy dogs, and I would prefer to find a breed that doesn't have constant ear infections, eye issues, skin issues, etc.
I would recommend a non shedder for allergy reasons as well as the amount of hair on your clothing and furniture etc.

Some great dogs like Labs, Pugs, etc will leave a pile of hair throughout your home. Pugs also have the short snout which can lead to some nasal and eye related problems. Beside that, they SNORE a lot too :D

Tough call on the veterinarian issues because a lot of breeds or size of breeds have their own issues. Large, medium and small dogs all have something that potentially may go wrong at some point. I have two small dogs which I consider in good health but ** touch wood ** I got them health insurance to pay for a couple of hefty bills. A neighbour up the street has a Golden Retriever a breed I absolutely adore but they too have had significant vet bills too.

Barking dogs - poodles, Chihuahuas, etc bark a lot IMHO.


Happy Dog Owning! Probably the best thing I have done in the past 10 years.

:D
 

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I agree badbadboy ...I am going through empty nest and my little stash is amazing ...he is full cuddles he is amusing to watch and play with and has taught me patience ...sometimes we get swooped up into the fast pace and he helps me to stop and smell the flowers ...
VK

Happy Dog Owning! Probably the best thing I have done in the past 10 years.

:D
 

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A non barking dog is a big dog. you never see a newfie, st. bernard or english mastiff barking. they don't need to. yes size does matter. LOL
 

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A non barking dog is a big dog. you never see a newfie, st. bernard or english mastiff barking. they don't need to. yes size does matter. LOL
ah excuse me but habitual barking can happen with any dog large or small. ie it is a thing that is learned when they are young. If the owner deals with it effectively, then the barking becomes a non issue.

I have to bribe my small dogs with treats and say "speak" to get anything out of them verbally.

I wish I could put a sound clip in here of the Labradoodle at the end of the road. It barks non stop.
 

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Cat, I'm probably fine with, as long as he/she keeps their claws/teeth to themselves and doesn't want to play "catch the birdie":eek: at an inopportune moment.

Dog, same, as long as no unwanted snapping, snarling, cold-nosing or bone-burying :eek::eek: occurs.

Snake or lizard - it joins us :eek::eek::eek: I'm gone!
 

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This reminds me of a session I had when I worked on Alma. I had/have my little cat and he is a tiny little beta guy. He kept staring at the gentleman like he was a bird; he just would not take his eyes off him, and he became unable to perform. I offered to take him out of the room but he still chose to leave. I'm presuming he had something else going on, not sure. I keep my pet out of the room unless the gentleman doesn't mind.
I don't think your cat ever bothered me, honey, ...I was fine with her in the room...
 
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