pet squirrels

[stryker]

I have a pet squirrel so it seems,,this little critter hopped onto one of my patio tables last week during a party and was helping it self to the chips/peanuts /cheesies and has not left since,,,,,,,,,,,,,the little bugger has a hankering for cheesies for some reason so I've been calling him that(cheesies)
Tis a sucky name for a cute little guy/girl

I need a name,as he is very tame and will now hop on the table with me sitting there(very cool)but will still scamper if you raise a hand

So,(cheesie sucks),,what ya got people?

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

I have a pet squirrel so it seems,,this little critter hopped onto one of my patio tables last week during a party and was helping it self to the chips/peanuts /cheesies and has not left since,,,,,,,,,,,,,the little bugger has a hankering for cheesies for some reason so I've been calling him that(cheesies)
Tis a sucky name for a cute little guy/girl

I need a name,as he is very tame and will now hop on the table with me sitting there(very cool)but will still scamper if you raise a hand

So,(cheesie sucks),,what ya got people?

I have no pets. But if I ever decide to one day get one, I'll name the lil' fucker "R0adKiLL".

 

[gravitas]

I have a pet squirrel

rabies and flea infested vermin does not a pet make

 

[BobbiVan]

My mom had a bunch of squirrels come in through the sliding door for peanuts and stuff... I remember she named one of them viper. Cute little gray one.

They really do make good pets if you get them when they are young enough.

 

[LonelyGhost]

name him Penis ...

that way you can ask chicks if you would like to see your 'penis' and if
they go for the zipper then bonus!

on the other hand, if they make a face, you just say ... No, I said Peanuts, my pet squirrel!

 

[Randy Whorewald]

How about "buddy"

 

[Gin889]

I have a good friend that has had birds all there life...they don't notice...it flys all over the house and craps on you and anyone else...they just bring a piece of Keenex...No big deal...I dam nearly killed the bird the first time I was there..Now I just make sure it stays it distance...so please watch out...your friends will not have the same love for the bird that you do!!!!

 

[badwolfcgy]

Hamilton would be good.
Over the Hedge is a funny movie for a cartoon.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said,
"Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you"
"In that case," said the boy,
"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"

 

[50 Mile Radius]

Unfortunately, Stryker.....

I gotta say stick with Cheesies. It was your first thought, AND it is appropriate for the little fella....(or uhm fell'ess)

 

[nbcman]

How about Chester?
From the Cheetos ads.

nbcman

 

[50 Mile Radius]

How about Chester?
From the Cheetos ads.

nbcman

OOOOOOOOH.....not bad!

 

[Dakota Wood]

Stryker, you're killing that squirrel. What's next? Driving around with 50? *snicker*

Seriously, no cheetos, chips or salted peanuts. They are sodium intolerant. Stick with unsalted, roasted peanuts, not raw, you will have peanut trees coming up all over your lawn. Sunflower seeds, slices of apple and dried cobs of corn are atf of the glorified rats with a better pr agent.

 

[gravitas]

not raw, you will have peanut trees coming up all over your lawn

I'm sorry Dak but I couldn't resist....."peanut trees"????

The peanuts we eat (and presumably feed to squirrels) are a legume that grow underground from gangly weed like plants.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

Why not simply use the Squirrel Name Generator?
It's almost like naming yer squirrel after yerself!

 

[Dakota Wood]

I'm sorry Dak but I couldn't resist....."peanut trees"????

The peanuts we eat (and presumably feed to squirrels) are a legume that grow underground from gangly weed like plants.

You got me, I should have said peanut 'trees', as in tree like, they grow fairly high and have a woody stalk after time, more tree or bush like, then weedy.