Pet peeves

agentman

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A pet peeve for both clients and providers is when emails, texts and private messages are not replied to in a reasonable timely manner.
I sent out a few and no responses, what's the point of even posting ads then.:confused:
 

BaconNeggs

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#8 another pet peeve from the past that deserves a mention: COKE DICK

Nowadays my solution is a moment of brief CDH & a boot out the door.

Btw..I have no tolerance for drug use, intoxication in my presence. Especially with the fentanyl crisis.
But I hate pepsi so don't want to switch :)
 

westwoody

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Bought a very expensive special order tool for my bike.
Lost it somehow before I even opened the package. Looked for it for two weeks, accepted defeat, ordered another.
I came home minutes ago with the new one and immediately found the lost one.
Dealer will not take the extra one back because it was special order.
Fukn Harley shit.
 

sybian

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Woody......I hear yah!
I have an awful lot of equipment around here, and of course the tools to fix that equipment.....I tend to break things an awful lot.
You go to the retailer, who told you that getting parts for that tool, or piece of equipment was no problem.
They give you the manufacturers phone number, to get the part numbers......you go to the retailer and tell them you've ordered it and The manufacturers have your credit card number already,and you pay full retail after you've made ten phone calls for them, and they just hold it for you for pick up.....and in my case I have no cell or landlines.

A Farmer or Rancher is the only occupation that pays full retail, pays the shipping both ways, works to feed a nation for enough money to starve his family,........and sells everything they produce for below wholesale.
 

apl16

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Look left. Way left.
Woody......I hear yah!
I have an awful lot of equipment around here, and of course the tools to fix that equipment.....I tend to break things an awful lot.
You go to the retailer, who told you that getting parts for that tool, or piece of equipment was no problem.
They give you the manufacturers phone number, to get the part numbers......you go to the retailer and tell them you've ordered it and The manufacturers have your credit card number already,and you pay full retail after you've made ten phone calls for them, and they just hold it for you for pick up.....and in my case I have no cell or landlines.

A Farmer or Rancher is the only occupation that pays full retail, pays the shipping both ways, works to feed a nation for enough money to starve his family,........and sells everything they produce for below wholesale.
Lol.... I was raised in farm/ranch country. Only met a few that never complained. Seemed the few that didn't were the poorest and harder working. Of course, they would never give it up for a 9 to 5.
I'm sure you are the same.��
 

uncleg

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Only met a few that never complained. Seemed the few that didn't were the poorest and harder working.
....and that's why they didn't complain...working so hard they didn't have the time to complain and so damn tired they couldn't figure out what to complain about......
 

hankmoody

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BaconNeggs

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So typing this from my car parked in the center of Rizas driveway.
Not using my thumbs but my giant l9ng penis to tap the buttons with my phone velcroed to the roof of my car.
So I am looking for an SP with no restrictions at all.
6 feet tall and under 95 lbs.
Blond and big blue eyes.
She must have the sweetest voice on all of the earth.
And since i don't want to dent my enormous bank account she must be under $5 per hour.
And looks be a perfect 10!

Who do you all recommend?
 

ddcanz

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When someone sends me a text without letting me know the latest they would like me to reply and then complain that I didn't respond to them. Are there not times in your life where you are in situations or with people where it would be inappropriate to have a phone beeping/ringing for sex requests? I often have to leave my phone for a few hours and come back to it when I am able to have those types of conversations.

The biggest one though is when guys get angry and aggressive when you tell them you can't/won't see them.
I remember that thread- the guy was a complete tool- hope you haven't had to deal with any collateral from it.
 

badbadboy

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SP who pre-lube before you arrive. Damn some of that stuff tastes bitter and funky.

Cancellation the morning of "Aunt Flo arrived unexpectedly". Funny thing is I put dates/times in my phone to track my whole schedule. One SP who I was repeating with at the time used the Aunt Flo excuse twice within 28 days.

I replied "might want to see your Dr about this . . ."

She said huh?

:pound:
 

sybian

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Lol.... I was raised in farm/ranch country. Only met a few that never complained. Seemed the few that didn't were the poorest and harder working. Of course, they would never give it up for a 9 to 5.
I'm sure you are the same.��
I wouldn't give up my life for anything I suppose......
I don't live by another's leave, and own everything outright, no boss giving me shit, no time clock to punch, and never drew a breath of fresh air that wasn't free.
On the other hand I wouldn't do these long hours for anyone else, and weekends are meaningless.....my mistakes are costly and can turn into years of correction, but even they are my own.
It does have its moments.
 

JonnyBoi

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SP who pre-lube before you arrive. Damn some of that stuff tastes bitter and funky.

Cancellation the morning of "Aunt Flo arrived unexpectedly". Funny thing is I put dates/times in my phone to track my whole schedule. One SP who I was repeating with at the time used the Aunt Flo excuse twice within 28 days.

I replied "might want to see your Dr about this . . ."

She said huh?

:pound:
Just an FYI - some girls' cycle are like 14 days and some others go beyond 35 days.. It's just an approximate average of the 28 days.

Being cancelled last minute sucks, but it's better than having an accident whilst doing it..
 

badbadboy

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Just an FYI - some girls' cycle are like 14 days and some others go beyond 35 days.. It's just an approximate average of the 28 days.

Being cancelled last minute sucks, but it's better than having an accident whilst doing it..
Never had a problem swimming in the Red Sea but preferred not to drink from it ;)

The point being should could she book an appointment but somehow had problems keeping the appt. Numerous other excuses eventually made me look elsewhere.
 
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Never had a problem swimming in the Red Sea but preferred not to drink from it ;)

The point being should could she book an appointment but somehow had problems keeping the appt. Numerous other excuses eventually made me look elsewhere.
Whether the period excuse is real or not is irrelevant in my opinion. I would much rather her to cancel our appointment, even if last minute, if she is not feeling %100 for whatever reason. I know it sucks when you have been looking forward to it but it is better to have an amazing session than a so so one. :)
 

badbadboy

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Whether the period excuse is real or not is irrelevant in my opinion. I would much rather her to cancel our appointment, even if last minute, if she is not feeling %100 for whatever reason. I know it sucks when you have been looking forward to it but it is better to have an amazing session than a so so one. :)
I have a ton of respect for those upfront SP who just say they are not feeling like it that day. That in my opinion shows honesty and pride in their work. Also respect for us as pooners by not phoning it in and actually giving a shit about their service and attitude.

Using bullshit excuses like my cat got sick, my mom showed up upexpectedly (at your incall? :rolleyes: ) or I've got my period that I just finished having 2 weeks ago; makes me go elsewhere.
 

Damaged

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I wouldn't give up my life for anything I suppose......
I don't live by another's leave, and own everything outright, no boss giving me shit, no time clock to punch, and never drew a breath of fresh air that wasn't free.
On the other hand I wouldn't do these long hours for anyone else, and weekends are meaningless.....my mistakes are costly and can turn into years of correction, but even they are my own.
It does have its moments.
Not trying to stir the pot but how can you claim being poor when you don't owe any money and own everything outright? Like assuming you have a diesel truck? Tractors and other farm equipment? The land and associated houses and barns?
 
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