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niteowl

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What would be the perfect job?

Board of Directors of Translink? Where you give yourself a pay raise, control taxpayer money behind closed doors.

Like in pro sports where you get pay millions and still cry poor. or get suspended but file a grievance and still get to play.

Like the police where you get suspended with pay or get reassign a 'desk job', reassign to 'administrative duties.'

Like RCMP where you break any law and still have a job.

Like CEOs where you can fly to the gov't and ask to get bailed out b/c the economy when down the tubes
 

niteowl

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Another one like the CEOs where you rake in millions per year and blame the workers for the company losing money.

How about owner of a professional sports team where you can pay your players millions then cry to the city for a new arena and get tax breaks or blame the fans for not supporting the team.
 
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I'd like to be a Canadian Senator... $132,300 Base pay plus:

Extra Compensation for Additional Responsibilities, a Car Allowance, a daily allowance and some additional personal and travel expenses all on the taxpayer dime...

Oh and a pension...

This for a do nothing, non elected, lifetime government position. :thumb: :doh:

“Cash for Life” vs Retirement in the Senate

http://taxpayer.com/blog/29-01-2010/“cash-life”-vs-retirement-senate
 

Dgodus

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There is one thing that makes alot of these jobs not perfect. The fact you need to give up your soul (or not have one in the first place). As I cant see any of these jobs other than pro athlete or cop allowing you to do those things with a soul (or morals, etc)
 
Medicinal Marijuana Grower:
You get to help people manage their pain.
You get to sit on your sack of seeds and thumb
you nose at the MAN

:thumb:
 

grusse

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I'd like to be a Canadian Senator... $132,300 Base pay plus:

Extra Compensation for Additional Responsibilities, a Car Allowance, a daily allowance and some additional personal and travel expenses all on the taxpayer dime...

Oh and a pension...

This for a do nothing, non elected, lifetime government position. :thumb: :doh:

“Cash for Life” vs Retirement in the Senate

http://taxpayer.com/blog/29-01-2010/“cash-life”-vs-retirement-senate

the waste of time/money that is the senate(doesn't deserve a capital letter) could be the topic of a whole thread.
do these appointed-by-patronage money-grubbers actually DO anything?other than wallow at the trough of the public purse?
 

Ray

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The perfect job is the one where you enjoy coming in to work every day, and get paid enough to live comfortably.
The details and numbers are different for everybody.
 

connor666

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To trade places with Lexington Steele!
 

storm rider

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The best job on the 3rd rock from the sun is....(drumroll please) Millionaire Playboy....you get to travel and drive exotic sportscars and eat fabulous food.....you get to fuck georgeous women (paid and unpaid) you get to do neato stuff like participating in a PGA Pro-AM and getting Tiger Woods as a playing partner (as a Millionaire Playboy you also get to swap hooker stories with Tiger)....you can even go to outer space if your bankroll is big enough....yep...being a Millionaire Playboy is the best job on earth not only because of the wicked things you can do but because you are your own boss and can take weekends off.

I keep filling out my Millionaire Playboy application each week but so far my application has been rejected....stupid lottery.

SR
 

vancity_cowboy

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The best job on the 3rd rock from the sun is....(drumroll please) Millionaire Playboy....you get to travel and drive exotic sportscars and eat fabulous food.....you get to fuck georgeous women (paid and unpaid) you get to do neato stuff like participating in a PGA Pro-AM and getting Tiger Woods as a playing partner (as a Millionaire Playboy you also get to swap hooker stories with Tiger)....you can even go to outer space if your bankroll is big enough....yep...being a Millionaire Playboy is the best job on earth not only because of the wicked things you can do but because you are your own boss and can take weekends off.

I keep filling out my Millionaire Playboy application each week but so far my application has been rejected....stupid lottery.

SR
lol... right on, pardner... :thumb:

in the meantime i guess we'll have to be satisfied with our 'millionaire-wannabe ploughboy' status! :cool:
 

blazejowski

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Is being a "millionaire playboy" really fulfilling? I would find myself constantly bored because I wouldn't find anything challenging. Truly challenging.
I'd either find myself with a serious substance abuse problem or back in the saddle on 'rotten' horses and challenging myself every day that way. But that's just me, maybe some people are easier to appease, their minds not as restless as mine. It's a bit of an affliction really.
I am pretty sure I wouldn't get bored... do what you want... screw who you want (within reason... lol)...
 

Sleepmonger

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Is being a "millionaire playboy" really fulfilling? I would find myself constantly bored because I wouldn't find anything challenging. Truly challenging.
Having the money to do whatever you want shouldn’t stop you from challenging yourself. In my case I believe it would let me challenge myself further as I would have more to lose should I fail.

Though I suppose I'm not talking about being a millionaire playboy... just a multi millionaire.
 

satinguy

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If it is a no show job with lots of perks i would have to say Governor General of Canada.

Great gig that among the perks are use of a private jet entirely paid for by the tax payers. You also get to run around the world tending to your own self serving pet projects like Michelle Jean used to do. THe best part, you can be married to a separatist that is trying to tear this country apart and he gets all the perks as well.

If you want to contribute to society and give something back, administering a charitable foundation would seem very rewarding.
 

blazejowski

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See I need to feel like I've actually accomplished something to get a sense of fulfilment, I need to be challenged and rise above those challenges, prevail in order to not be bored.
But we all have different ideas of what makes us happy, I guess that is just not mine.
I do see your point, somewhat - I know the feeling of working hard to get somewhere, and accomplish something is better than just being handed something, but I have worked hard all my life, only to accomplish nothing, it seems. I think I deserve some fun time too... :)
 

the old maxx50

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Yes i am looking for the best job in the world .

Here is My resume it is really more of a application to a personality contest because that is what job interviews are resume state you past job experience to some ex stent , but you never can describe every job you did or what was involved and what you have done in the past does not say what you are able to do today , in new forms of jobs . Personally i all way was able to adapt to new challenges that came along , Now most of those were in the field that i work , residential construction .. I basically can design and build a house from scratch to finish and move in . Of course one person doing everything take a few years I know my dad did it . So you have to pick what you are good at and do those things and hire others that are good at what they do .

Personally i am not looking for construction work , i physically can't do it like a younger guy can so i don't think i and worth the wage i need for my experience . A catch 22 .. got the ability and experience but can produce and be an economic benefit to a company or an employer .

So now at my age what kind of job do you go after .. I do have some limitation .. I don't deal well with lots of people , and i am not an orator . unless I know what i am talking bout and i know people are there to hear what i have to say .. that does not exist too often .

Never work in retail . Not sure if i want to , or can and i know it does not pay very well .. I all so think i need more of a challenge or a job that bring satisfaction at the end of the day . aAjob that i could not wait to go to each day and one which i would not want to leave to go home .. Well unless there was some one at home which I could not wait to get home to . Of course then i would not want to go to work and leave them LOL I all ready have a friend and her little one that i miss every day when i am away from them .

I can see my ideal best job would be one that i can do at home or do at my own pace , some thing i loved to do each day. I have been asking myself what is that job .
I love to write , but i am aware of my limitations . I love photography but how do you get in to that business .. i was there briefly doing pics of the girls ..and then that change . Lost contacts and got out of favor .

I am a good artist and illustrator and have produces some works .. but have not done much in the last 10 yrs , there are many artist but few customers or clients .

I love top help people . run around , getting stuff and geting payed to do it .. I have some experience in that , driving for an escort agency , not some thing that is good to put on a resume , and i all so did still do privet diving but that is has turned in to driving friends rather then for pay ...

Sales man , that is one think i can not do well at all .. Even when i believe in the product . I find few people are interested to buy .. I also am a very finicky consumer and think other sre the same way .. have to acknowledge the short coming of a product and the alternative if i know of them , I may be a good consumer advocate but a poor sales man for a product or service .

I am 57 yrs old . 6" 2.5" tall , and weigh 190 lb , oh and 6 " cut So what the does that have to do with a job .. well model , escort , or porn star .. i can 't say i am that at easy with my appearance and physicality but with my age i have more confidence and all so , i know this is what i got , not going to get any better ,, maybe a little if i try . I may as well make the best of it while i can .

So what is the best job for me ?
Oh and i would like to make a descent income from what ever i do ,, because spend every penny of it , usually on others , doing what i want , and seeing my regular girls .

Abilities and talents
Design and drafting ,Carpenter, dry wall and taping , painter, cabinet maker, roofer, sider, finishing carpenter, carpet and vinyl layer, lament floor layer . tiler , some plumbing and electrical ,i can read the book. and a few other thing in construction .

Artist , drawing nudes , water color , and acrylic abstracts . futuristic designs .. photography , nudes and landscapes .
Driver and delivery person / chauffeur
small business owner contracting , apartment managing , the family business .Some knowledge of stock trading and options .
Sex , like it , want it and still goes after it.

Generally i am a sincere , caring person and sentimental , and does not hesitate to offer to help when i am aware of a situation that needs it .. i am not into charities . But i give to those that i know need help . some of these qualities are off set by me being a loner , eccentric , idealistic individualist

If we only could be so truthful in are job application
 
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wilde

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I wouldn't mind being the score keeper at the Bell Centre, best seat in the house for all home games plus you get paid...
 

blazejowski

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I wouldn't mind being the score keeper at the Bell Centre, best seat in the house for all home games plus you get paid...
Yeah, but you'd get a wicked sunburn on your face from sitting behind Carey Price all the time....
;)
 
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