Perfect Breasts

[JFK]

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it? Go Away !!"

So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world . As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much........."

 

[hitrack]

Good one!!!

 

[BushPilot]

there was a scene like that in the movie Roadhouse, wasn't there?

 

[Jimboyready]

There are some cheap bastards among us.


Good one.

 

[yoniluvrca]

Good one-a surprise ending for me. I thought that it would be a variation of the one in which the punch line goes " my dear, we have already determined what you are, now we are merely haggling over the price."

YL

 

[qwerty]

lol, this was just posted here about a week ago.

 

[qwerty]

Look twins

 

[LonelyGhost]

and no pics here either

 

[Bull]

They should always come in pairs.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

They should always come in pairs.

And look like pears.

 

[muffdiver]

I prefer grapefruit or even better melon sized ones.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

I prefer grapefruit or even better melon sized ones.

It's not the size so much as the shape.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Good one-a surprise ending for me. I thought that it would be a variation of the one in which the punch line goes " my dear, we have already determined what you are, now we are merely haggling over the price."

YL

Hey yoniluvrca, who coined that phrase? Was it not about Queen Vic?

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Hey yoniluvrca, who coined that phrase? Was it not about Queen Vic?

I've always heard it as a 1930's Hollywood producer and a movie star.

 

[Bull]

Hey yoniluvrca, who coined that phrase? Was it not about Queen Vic?

Its usually attributed to George Bernard Shaw, and the story goes something like this:

A woman journalist and George Bernard Shaw were at a banquet.

Throughout the meal she continually belittled him until she finally said, "Mr. Shaw, I don't know how you can prostitute your art the way you do"

Shaw: "Madam, in our own way, we are ALL prostitutes.

Woman: "Sir, how dare you!"

Shaw: "Madam, if I offered you ten thousand pounds, would you go to bed with me?"

Woman (thinking "This guy is just crazy enough to pay that much to prove a point..."): "Yes, I would".

Shaw: "Madam, if I offered you two pounds, would you go to bed with me?"

Woman (offended): What do you take me for? A prostitute?"

Shaw: "We've already determined that. Now we're haggling over the price."

 

[Mchatte]

What happens to breasts when the lady holds her breath too long!

On the plus side, plenty of room for a russian!

M

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

What happens to breasts when the lady holds her breath too long!

On the plus side, plenty of room for a russian!

M

Any further info-- rates, phone $, reviews, etc,?

 

[PinkLady]

Wrong half the cow.

That picture looks like the wrong half of the cow.

Nipples without the udder.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

Its usually attributed to George Bernard Shaw, and the story goes something like this...

Thanks Bull, you're a scholar and a gentleman. I guess that story fell into the Urban Legend category over time, as I had heard the female in question was Queen Victoria. I now recall the GBS connection, so thanks again Sir...