And they can call it Scotty's Corner.... Kinda like Coaches Corner, but more annoying.
Like when I used to have to stand in the corner in grade school.
Some of the reasons were indeed funny, as was when all the handles of a single poster were revealed. Aside from the comedy, I thought it was a good learning tool for other posters. Yes, multiple handles, shilling, flaming, non paid ads, etc. will get your ass banned.
Since this is the second time Perbatory has been deleted perhaps Fred should start the new one and the mods can post their sentences there, that way the whole thread won't get deleted each time a mod retires.
I don't think creative posts are necessary; a simple explanation of the offender's transgression is all that's required. It's important to explain bannings because some members might inadvertently run afoul of the board rules otherwise.