My handicap is.... well the cup.... I have a better chance of peeing into the cup from a distance than putting from the same distance! Honest!
Take out the putting and I am a pretty good Golfer... wait wait wait..... remove the bushes also, I sorta get pulled into there alot... but then I am good...
No wait.... sand traps.... take those out, then I am awesome!
Hold on, I almost forgot about water hazards., lakes, ponds, fountains, bathtubs, sinks etc etc.... gotta take those out too.... then that's it, then i really am awesome!
Wait a minute...... you need to make sure there are ladies passing around with refresment carts during the tournament....
Funny how the more beer I drink, the better my aim at the cup is!!! My back hurts can someone pick up up my ball in the cup?
