People with bad marriages
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Of course "bearly" isn't a word!! Some people have no sense of humour or irony!!tonguetied said:
Besides, didn't you notice the
at the end of my obviously (not to you, though) spoof post? I'm sure JustAGuy got the joke, since he and I often lament the poor writing and spelling on the board.
Living with someone is booooooooring!!!!
To be happy, all I need is my great car and my own pad. Pussy I can find any time.
To be happy, all I need is my great car and my own pad. Pussy I can find any time.
The revelation that your marriage of 30 years has disintegrated because of your wife's infidelity can come as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
Okay. Enough squabbling! Can't we all just get along??tonguetied said:
Woody, what is the minimum legal age for bears to have sex with chimpanzees?
How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?
Climb a tree. If the bear climbs it and eats you, it's a brown bear.
If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly.
This bear and this rabbit were talking.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
Climb a tree. If the bear climbs it and eats you, it's a brown bear.
If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly.
This bear and this rabbit were talking.
The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit said, "No."
So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.
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1.) as has been pointed out, are not in a position to recommend that holiest of sacraments to another poor unsuspecting soulLittleAsianGuy said:
2.) shit or get off the pot.....if its that bad the call up the law talking dudes and get a divorce
3.) suck it up and live with it.....resign yourself to driving a mini-van, screwing the same old broad/bastard to whom you said "I do", PTA meetings and having to explain to little Johnny why his pet hamster died
4.) take the "Claus von Bülow" home course
Very new member here. Interesting post - what is in it for the guy? It seems nowadays a high percentage of people have been separated or divorced ... marriage itself is being redefined and perhaps the values/norms of society are no longer?
Besides, it seems that the majority of women have certain expectations and all play this game where the guy has to chase 'em down. Mongering is much more straight forward and a clean deal that meets the need. So what is the point unless someone wants to have kids?
It seems the spectrum has shifted in the last few decades (I'm 36) and it seems the number of people in stable marriages may be similar to the number of people divorced/separated (?)
Just my two cents.
Besides, it seems that the majority of women have certain expectations and all play this game where the guy has to chase 'em down. Mongering is much more straight forward and a clean deal that meets the need. So what is the point unless someone wants to have kids?
It seems the spectrum has shifted in the last few decades (I'm 36) and it seems the number of people in stable marriages may be similar to the number of people divorced/separated (?)
Just my two cents.
