People who need to be culled
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people who need to be culled: The fuckjob who is trying to keep breaking into my house. He waits until nobody is home then makes his move. He was here this morning at 6:30am. Police won't do shit. Makes one consider alternative options. Any ideas?
If this were England you could do anything you want to, up to and including lay in wait for him, and have him open a door that you must have left open by "accident" and opon entry greet him with your choice of welcoming apparatus. If he doesn't survive your "welcoming" well no problem you won't be charged.schizo_man said:
In Canada we follow the stupid, leave this to the police garbage. Yes they will be there 45 minutes after you call, and tell you there is not much they can do. Here you can't even setup a good ole booby trap, oh because it could hurt somebody. oh we wouldn't want that would we.
Wireless web cam
Pick-up a wireless web cam(s) , choose an out of sight area near where the physical attempts are being made, save the video stream as evidence and maybe some action will finally be taken by authorities.schizo_man said:
good ideas, thankx guys. I like the wireless web cam idea. I'll most likely do that although I have been told that the picture resolution can be shit and may not stand up in court.
And trust me, the booby trap idea has crossed my mind more than once, as well as the hammer and freezer. Only thing being I don't want to stoop to the level of the fucknut.
And trust me, the booby trap idea has crossed my mind more than once, as well as the hammer and freezer. Only thing being I don't want to stoop to the level of the fucknut.
Be discreet when installing your camera, though. The thief could easily be a neighbor or neighbor's kid who has a clear line of sight to your home. Not to make you paranoid or anything, but then you are probably already feeling that. I would be.
I know who it is, and yes he does have a clear line of sight to my place. I just need to be able to prove that he's doing it.
While I agree that they're a waste of genetic material, I think you're only having a problem with them because you're not saying "no" in the right way. My personal way of telling the damn squeegee freaks that I don't want them to "wash" my windshield is to simply say: "Touch my car and I'll rip off your testicles and shove them so far down your throat that you'll be shitting them before the light turns green." Works like a charmshedevil said:
OK, what's with everybody wanting hot pop stars to be culled?dirtydan said:
While I agree their hideous caterwauling offends the ears of anyone with even a shred of taste, they really don't need to be culled from the herd. All they need is a career change. How many of us would be calling for their culling if they were SPs? If you are going to try and record the prick. Try to find a spot, like a coridor that he will a approach, so you can get a clear shot of his face. It is really hard to do it all with just one camera though. Years ago I used to set these things up I had a minimum of two and fed them into a quad, before it went into the recoder. I would have one catching the guys face and the other showing a widershot of the room or entrance way. One proves who it is and the other shows him doing what ever he is doing.schizo_man said:
I prefer hard wired cameras, since sometimes the wireless stuff has bad modulators which can really muddy the image. Things may have improved on this stuff now, not sure.
Most cameras these days also have not bad resolution, but the big thing that people don't take into account is making sure the lighting is correct. A good camera can look like a crap with low light conditions. If it gets dim where you want to place it, then maybe you need one with IR illumination and also make sure you wont have the camera exposed to too much light from either sunshine behind the subject approaching the camera(in this case the camera will turn down the overall brightness making the subject a black blob) and also possibly having the camera placed too low that a flashlight will be pointed at it(this will just blind it). The main thing here is test the hell out of your stuff and also theives have been known to steal the cameras so hide it well.
Thats my two cents on it, now programing can return to the culling of the unsavoury masses.
souljacker said:OK, what's with everybody wanting hot pop stars to be culled?
So the ones to be culled are those entertainment management people that create singers like Spears!
souljacker said:While I agree that they're a waste of genetic material, I think you're only having a problem with them because you're not saying "no" in the right way. My personal way of telling the damn squeegee freaks that I don't want them to "wash" my windshield is to simply say: "Touch my car and I'll rip off your testicles and shove them so far down your throat that you'll be shitting them before the light turns green." Works like a charm
I guess I give myself away as a softy. If I do give something, it is a coin that you can buy for 2$ is good for a shower and a meal. Occasionally a dubee.
I dropped one out my window, and this guy was ecstatic. Shine it all around.
Other people on my extensive list is people that bring their fucking kids to grocery stores, and other shopping centers.
I was shopping the other day, and some kid threw the biggest "I waaanit!!!" tantrum. I looked at the kid's mother, dropped my basket and walked out.
SD
by the time kids learn to talk (and i mean real words and sentences)shedevil said:
they should also be taught to shut the fuck up!
its one thing if the kid is a drooler in diapers and starts screaming,
but if the kid is just being a brat, they should be smacked until they
realize that their behaviour is not going to get them anything but
smacked.
i'm not talking a spanking or worse, but one smack on the ass
everytime that screetching starts and it will be gone in no time.
Can someone please explain to me why in the holy fuck grocery stores have miniature shopping carts? Not only to I have to deal with some two legged turnip who can't fucking decide whether (s)he should take the thousand island or valley ranch I also have do navigate my shopping cart around their erratic little bastards. Not to generalize, and maybe its because I live in the burbs, but every time I hit co-op its the same generic 50lb over weight sow wearing stirrup pants sucking on a extra large triple triple meandering through the store yammering on her cell while junior is playing crash'em derby with a mini cart. Is it so fucking difficult to have even a modicum of control over you children these day?shedevil said:
I'm a firm believer of "don't speak unless spoken to" rule for children....hell, for most people for that matter. Seriously though, kids should be free to express themselves in a healthy open but controlled manner. Its not that these little demons need to be on ritalin but rather the parents who should know how to raise their kids.LonelyGhost said:
if the little fucker is still shitting/pissing their pants then leave the germ factory at home....I disgusts me when I'm in a store, or worse a restaurant, and have to smell some kids foul diaper and then watch its keeper change itLonelyGhost said:
damn I'm glad I'll never have kids
I can remember grouchy old fucks like this when I was growing up. When I got into my teen years, guess who's houses I egged, and car tires I slashed?gravitas said:
I have found that if you do treat kids with respect, usually you will get respect back. Of course, there are some who won't, but why punish all young people for the sake of a few. Karma will kick in as those kids grow into grouchy old fucks who are respected by no one.
Blabber mouths, ingrates and pig-pens
Blabber mouths = A person who thrives on the exploitation of an other's privacy for vindictive gain. This could also be a person who asks relentless questions and has to '' know it all". Making you the topic of conversation to anyone that will listen. High school was years ago, and some are 40 going 5.
Ingrates = The person you spend a lot of time bending over backwards for, and they constantly ask for more. I had a rather unfortunate run with one for the last 4 years. I was finally able to shake her off. I am good to all of my friends, but when my generosity is taken advantage of and then expected, I get furious. Good riddance.
Pig-Pens = I am talking about a person who is so dirty, you are afraid to go in their house. I have said many times that I am a germ freak, for good reason. I find myself checking the base of the toilet wherever I go to make sure that it's clean. I used to clean people's houses, but now I am totally disgusted and avoid going to someones house ( even my close friend's) because I am overwhelmed by the mess.
Children in good restaurants, airplanes etc...
I hate kids.
It is not my fault someone has ruined their life by having a rotten bastard, why do I have to live with it? You made the choice of having them, so you are doomed to arcades and Mc Dicks forever and the cost of a sitter.
If kids are not trained to be respectful and well-mannered in a social place, they shouldn't be out at all. I embarrassed my father only once. I was spanked in public and dragged out of the store. ( As I should have been )
I never did that again.
Another for me is the people that walk their dogs sans leash. My dog is an Alpha-animal hater-male. I took him out during the day (my mistake) and this fucking goof had his puppy off leash as it toddled over to my growling, spitting hair-raised dog. Normally, I would just let him have at it.
This was a puppy. I couldn't.
I tackled my dog in mid air and got him to the ground. Still spitting, growling etc...
I muttered through my headphones, "Get your fucking dog! He is supposed to be on a leash." The guy couldn't even scoop up his mutt.
Now, when I see a stray, I let him go.
SD
Blabber mouths = A person who thrives on the exploitation of an other's privacy for vindictive gain. This could also be a person who asks relentless questions and has to '' know it all". Making you the topic of conversation to anyone that will listen. High school was years ago, and some are 40 going 5.
Ingrates = The person you spend a lot of time bending over backwards for, and they constantly ask for more. I had a rather unfortunate run with one for the last 4 years. I was finally able to shake her off. I am good to all of my friends, but when my generosity is taken advantage of and then expected, I get furious. Good riddance.
Pig-Pens = I am talking about a person who is so dirty, you are afraid to go in their house. I have said many times that I am a germ freak, for good reason. I find myself checking the base of the toilet wherever I go to make sure that it's clean. I used to clean people's houses, but now I am totally disgusted and avoid going to someones house ( even my close friend's) because I am overwhelmed by the mess.
LonelyGhost said:
You and me both, glad I have a well-trained dog.gravitas said:
Children in good restaurants, airplanes etc...
I hate kids.
It is not my fault someone has ruined their life by having a rotten bastard, why do I have to live with it? You made the choice of having them, so you are doomed to arcades and Mc Dicks forever and the cost of a sitter.
If kids are not trained to be respectful and well-mannered in a social place, they shouldn't be out at all. I embarrassed my father only once. I was spanked in public and dragged out of the store. ( As I should have been )
I never did that again.
Another for me is the people that walk their dogs sans leash. My dog is an Alpha-animal hater-male. I took him out during the day (my mistake) and this fucking goof had his puppy off leash as it toddled over to my growling, spitting hair-raised dog. Normally, I would just let him have at it.
This was a puppy. I couldn't.
I tackled my dog in mid air and got him to the ground. Still spitting, growling etc...
I muttered through my headphones, "Get your fucking dog! He is supposed to be on a leash." The guy couldn't even scoop up his mutt.
Now, when I see a stray, I let him go.
SD
