In the lines of "anon chicks I'd like to fuck", "worst commercials on TV", etc I'm going to start a new thread and welcome my fellow perberts to join in.
People, and I use that word loosely, who need to be culled from the human herd. These asshats can be of a heinous nature like Bin Laden or simply annoying like Carrot Top or your neighbor who blows lawn clippings onto the road and doesn't clean them up.
So, on to my partial (cause you all know I'm going to find more people who piss me off) list:
-Bin Laden....of course I want that fucknut killed....he's an evil bastard and I'd happily drive a railroad spike into his mellon
-my neighbor....the grass clippings are just one reason why I'd like to dump his dead corpse in my compost box
-celine dion (and her dink of a husband), brittany spears & jessica simpson (but not their husbands...hell, I'd marry and divorce those two pinheads for that kind of cash)
-all the assholes on the planet who send spam emails.....before I'd kill 'em I'd have someone inject honey up their cock hole and let a thousand ants go to work
-donald trump for all sorts of reasons but more than anything his hair needs to be stopped before it overtakes Manhattan
-people who don't signal.....come on already....its a fucking stick, cavemen mastered the stick so why can't you
-bea arther and all "women" who were born with penises
-kristie alley so she STOPS making those fucking commercials
-any NASCAR fan.....ok, not all the fans only the men and chick's over 150lbs
-james cameron.....for being the most over hyped and under talented hack in hollywood
-all those cock suckers who still have training wheels on their freestar or other minivan abomination......right lane fast, left lane slow
-any mullet wearing keister spike who rides a mini bike in the suburbs.....I've almost hit three of you little fuckers and the next time I'm hitting the gas and not the break!
-the entire cast from Friends.....as an enlightened society we simply can't allow a reunion show and nows the time to act
-to what ever asshole that doesn't understand the concept of a reserved parking spot and plants their POS ride where my truck belongs
-michael moore.....you don't know why I want that fat fuck on my list you haven't been following along and would probably make my list
haaaaa....that felt good!
G
People, and I use that word loosely, who need to be culled from the human herd. These asshats can be of a heinous nature like Bin Laden or simply annoying like Carrot Top or your neighbor who blows lawn clippings onto the road and doesn't clean them up.
So, on to my partial (cause you all know I'm going to find more people who piss me off) list:
-Bin Laden....of course I want that fucknut killed....he's an evil bastard and I'd happily drive a railroad spike into his mellon
-my neighbor....the grass clippings are just one reason why I'd like to dump his dead corpse in my compost box
-celine dion (and her dink of a husband), brittany spears & jessica simpson (but not their husbands...hell, I'd marry and divorce those two pinheads for that kind of cash)
-all the assholes on the planet who send spam emails.....before I'd kill 'em I'd have someone inject honey up their cock hole and let a thousand ants go to work
-donald trump for all sorts of reasons but more than anything his hair needs to be stopped before it overtakes Manhattan
-people who don't signal.....come on already....its a fucking stick, cavemen mastered the stick so why can't you
-bea arther and all "women" who were born with penises
-kristie alley so she STOPS making those fucking commercials
-any NASCAR fan.....ok, not all the fans only the men and chick's over 150lbs
-james cameron.....for being the most over hyped and under talented hack in hollywood
-all those cock suckers who still have training wheels on their freestar or other minivan abomination......right lane fast, left lane slow
-any mullet wearing keister spike who rides a mini bike in the suburbs.....I've almost hit three of you little fuckers and the next time I'm hitting the gas and not the break!
-the entire cast from Friends.....as an enlightened society we simply can't allow a reunion show and nows the time to act
-to what ever asshole that doesn't understand the concept of a reserved parking spot and plants their POS ride where my truck belongs
-michael moore.....you don't know why I want that fat fuck on my list you haven't been following along and would probably make my list
haaaaa....that felt good!
G
