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Jub

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Ok so I haven't been in the hobby in awhile. I thought what the hell. I'd stop by Penthouse and check things out.

So I go in and I'm greet by an attractive women with a huge rack. She said hi and asked if i would stay. Staring at her tits I missed the warning that she didn't even introduce herself.

So I go in and she states range of 1.6 - 2.4 hj - full

leave donation in the open. shower is over there. no towel nothing.

Starting to worry things are going down hill, I decide that I'll just roll with it since I'm already there. 10 min massage centred on my butt to teasing no pressure really just a waste of time.

Ok flip - oh no 15 min mark. little guy is still asleep she pulls our wrapper, wait shouldn't you get his attention a bit???

good cbj for a couple minutes then its more of a hj and she asks of she can take wrapper off and use lotion. I try to touch the girls - NO! holy shit what a waste. little guy gives up and goes back to sleep. She then sternly asks what are you going soft. I felt like saying cause your a con artist bitch but whatever. Hobby is over back into retirement.

save your money fellas ... sorry I don't knwo her name but she was in Las Vegas for a few years and she is a blonde with huge tits and attitude if that helps.
 
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ruffus

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Jub said:
Hobby is over back into retirement.

save your money fellas ... sorry I don't knwo her name but she was in Las Vegas for a few years and she is a blonde with huge tits and attitude if that helps.
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A bit of research goes a long way.
 
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jetmovin

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I agree that a little research goes a long way. However, you can't always plan for everything. I was bored and horny one day so I went to penthouse on a fly, because my regular creeping on perb made it seem as though it was pleasant parlour. There weren't any ladies available but her... had a session with her .. and let me tell you, it was god awful.. I felt the hair stubble on her legs. avoid her if you can boys.
 
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ruffus

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Jub said:
it was a relaxing day and i was bored she was hot and i fell for it
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Not the first time, or the last time probably. I can attest to both betting true first-hand. Now that I am older and wiser I try and plan well ahead most of the time.
 
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whoasweet

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kind of weird that...

so many people on perb have been giving stacy bad reviews. I saw her about a month ago. It was just a walk in not knowing who was working and she introduced herself. It might have been a stupid move just diving in without doing research but I had a great time with her. I'd definately repeat. Fantastic rack and not rushed at all. Good conversation before and after too if that matters lol. if i looked at reviews before i saw her i would have missed out on a great session.

i'm not saying the reviews on here are not worth reading (i've also had great sessions because i listened to reviewers on here) but that sucks that so many people have had such a bad time with her. maybe i'll boycott her until she starts giving better service to the rest of the perb members out there :D it's not like i can't find awesome service from someone else that respects ALL her clients.

i'm relatively new to all of this, though so keep that in mind. but I felt like I got my 2.4 worth.

and while we're on the topic of penthouse... has anyone tried kim out? i can't really search for any reviews of her on her because her name is too short haha
 
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