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Dickson

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Ok Guys I Just have jump in to give my impressions. First let me Say That a well respected SP has told me That I May have Big Dick but That Is not my problem compared to the fact I am a Big Dick. So let me put That on the table.

Now regarding your question on pénis size. Bigger Is not better. All You Guys who are wanting bigger it Is not That Great. It Is not good for the ego to Be referred to as being deformed. Being made fun of as being call cockzila.

SP's dont even want to Be with You or refuse You service. Guys as it has been Saïd mamy times it Is not size of your pénis That make all the difference. Enjoy what You got not what You don't have. Stop This crazy discussion about penis size. It does not matter. The ladies do not want Big Dick's. A Big pénis means nothing. I Hope That cleans That up.
 

uncleg

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Dépends on the bar. Never been good at the service industry. But I like the way You think. Maybe I Can buy You the beer. We Can swap a few SP stories one night.
....and we'll do it in German...see who gets nervous..:p
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
....and we'll do it in German...see who gets nervous..:p
How about in Fench....:)

I do remember a certain fine sexy lady, after the best massage and H/J I ever got...she said..."Hmmmmm...you must make the ladies very happy" :) :)

BTW She's also a terrific cook...:)
 

Lo-ki

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Check your closet..:)
I keep a fiber glass measuring tape in my night side table, I pull it out for the big ones quite often but what I really want to do is measure the little guys. How would I go about doing that without hurting their feelings? I was going to try this dialogue "I'm so sick of Henry my hamster walking around his cage bragging to the others about how heavy he's hung. Would you mind putting him to shame?" But I don't have hamsters. Any other suggestions because I've played with some that could fuck my belly button without bottoming out. Others that I could snort it in one nostril while plugging the other nostril with my finger and Still breath perfectly through my nostril that's being fucked. Big or small im fascinated by them all
Just use a small measuring tape...:)
 

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Ok Guys I Just have jump in to give my impressions. First let me Say That a well respected SP has told me That I May have Big Dick but That Is not my problem compared to the fact I am a Big Dick. So let me put That on the table.

Now regarding your question on pénis size. Bigger Is not better. All You Guys who are wanting bigger it Is not That Great. It Is not good for the ego to Be referred to as being deformed. Being made fun of as being call cockzila.

SP's dont even want to Be with You or refuse You service. Guys as it has been Saïd mamy times it Is not size of your pénis That make all the difference. Enjoy what You got not what You don't have. Stop This crazy discussion about penis size. It does not matter. The ladies do not want Big Dick's. A Big pénis means nothing. I Hope That cleans That up.
Totally agree - getting refused service or asked if you will accept a BJ instead of FS is like going to a high classed restaurant ordering fillet mignon and being served or offered a burger
 

Dickson

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Aw Dickson...you're perfect just the way you are. There's a key for every lock.
Well my dear Ms James you are too kind. I guess that what makes you so good at what you do. I just hope my key fits your sexy lock.

I know it feels so good when I slide it in. But since it is your lock only you can determine if it unlocks your joys and pleasure. But it works for me.

God I have to get back to Vancouver to try again. Or maybe I can convince you to meet me someplace in between here and heaven.
 

Dickson

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Totally agree - getting refused service or asked if you will accept a BJ instead of FS is like going to a high classed restaurant ordering fillet mignon and being served or offered a burger
Pierre what is worse is being refused BJ because they can not get their mouth around it. I hate when you get teeth against it. Oh it can get sore very fact. But I have had a few SPs who have trying and say their jaw got sore. No fun for them or me.

My point is guys be careful what you wish for. Size is not important. It is a disadvantage. There are only a very few ladies out there that can enjoy bigger guys like me. When you find one you got to hold to them.

No such thing as average. Each guy is unique and every SP is different. It is kinda what Ms James said it is like a lock and a key. Some keys work and some do not no matter how much you want it to and no matter how hard you push and turn.

Does not mean you can not try. But I believe every lock there is a key.
 

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mimi

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OMG Uncleg...you give me belly laughs!

Funny thing about the large penis...I can never really feel them when they are in, and it is really difficult to get good action when doing CG...the smaller ones I can feel really well, and you can kegel them to death.

I have met a few of the very, very large; seriously, one of them was impossible to get the largest condom to even get over the head...I felt very sorry for him...it really limits a guy.

Yup Miss Tanya, the perfect cock is like Cinderella's shoe...you have to try a lot of them on to find the right fit, but when you do you will follow it to the ends of the earth...the sex is just incredible!

I wish men everywhere would just get over this thing with cock size. I've asked women (lots of women) if they ever surf the internet looking for pictures of large cocks (or any cocks) and never had an affirmative...by contrast I have met loads of guys who do just that. Men love cocks...

BTW...ironically, I have met several men who are not homosexual (the thought of kissing a man is revolting) but they had always wanted to give a bj to a nice large cock...well, as I live and breathe, life never gets less amusing
 

sybian

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Now hang on a second......
Mimi, you've known guys who want to give a Blowjob to a nice big cock, but don't consider themselves Homosexual?
I can say with all honesty, I,ve never wanted to give anyone a blowjob...Big or small cock.
{This is were I raise my hands and say "Not that there's anything wrong with that!!**
I'm a bit of a curious guy, and I live in a black and white environment, and lifestyle....But wouldn't you agree......A statement like that...Wouldn't that show some Homosexual tendencies?
They wanted to give a blowjob to a guy...just because his dick was big?..or perhaps they are just being discrimintory to small dicked guys , and using that to hide something bigger they don't want to admit.
Not that there's anything wrong with that!!.....But I'm not buying that for a second.
 

mimi

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Well, Sybian, that would be my first call, too; however, I have given it some thought and wondered if perhaps the spectrum on sexuality is not so black and white. Perhaps some men can objectify a penis; treat them in the same category as 'tools'...you know, "Wow, look at that guy's big drill" or hammer, or what not...maybe that's what it is. The fact that kissing a man is not appealing, and kissing is a personal, and romantic gesture, sort of makes the whole cock sucking part more of an activity like.....mmmm....arm wrestling?
 

sybian

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Well I obviously can't speak for all men, and I've been told that I'm not the common B.C. guy...Which is just a nice way for someone to say.. that I'm a little off center.
But I don't believe I'll ever arm wrestle again.
 
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