I wonder who the dick-wipe was who invented those stickers they now plaster on fruit. Some of them used to have an unglued edge so you could peel it off, but now they all seem to be stuck on with super glue. If you take them off when you buy you bruise or damage the skin and they begin to rot. If you wait until the fruit is ripe you practically have to peel the peach or plum to get the bastards to let go.





