Passing Gas
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I checked out Connie last night again and she remebered me for my farts from the last session
She laughed about it and said no worries as long as they are not stinky or projectile ones lol
I got the usual
I paid 100 and stayed for a little under 2 hours with multiple cim
I checked out Connie last night again and she remebered me for my farts from the last session
She laughed about it and said no worries as long as they are not stinky or projectile ones lol
I got the usual
I paid 100 and stayed for a little under 2 hours with multiple cim
the dutch oven
I must share this story with you.One time several years ago
I went on a camping trip near Banff with a friend.I brought
along my girlfriend,and my friend Jim brought along his new
(1 month)girlfriend.Well,the sleeping arrangements were simple.
I would sleep with my lady in my van and Jim would sleep
with his squeeze in his 3 man tent,pitched near the van.
Well,in the middle of the night we heard this huge
commotion outside.Well, the tent was down on the ground
and there was alot of yelling and swearing.
In the morning Jim and his girl were not even looking at
eachother.On the drive back to Calgary Jim's girl sat in the
back looking out the window.As soon as we hit the city limits,
she wanted out.None of us,including Jim,ever saw her again!
I asked him what the hell happened last night.Well,he
described to me how much this girl liked giving head.Claimed
she was the best.She would get a certain look in her eye
and go to it like you would not believe.
Anyway,she wasted no time in heading down between Jim's
legs as soon as they got in to the sleeping bag.Well,Jim said he
didn't try to stop her,even though he felt this huge cramp
happening and knew there was a gigantic gas coming.Something
similiar to Mount St.Helens perhaps.He said he tried his best to make it just go away.
Well,you know what happened next?He let that puppy go with her still sucking away in that sleeping bag.Well,he told me she came up out of that bag like a wildcat,with her fingernails
trying to take his eyes out!!It was dark as hell,and Jim tried to
apologize while trying to keep his eyes.In the ensuing battle
the whole tent was torn down.
We have never let him forget this one! What a charmer he is
with women!!
I must share this story with you.One time several years ago
I went on a camping trip near Banff with a friend.I brought
along my girlfriend,and my friend Jim brought along his new
(1 month)girlfriend.Well,the sleeping arrangements were simple.
I would sleep with my lady in my van and Jim would sleep
with his squeeze in his 3 man tent,pitched near the van.
Well,in the middle of the night we heard this huge
commotion outside.Well, the tent was down on the ground
and there was alot of yelling and swearing.
In the morning Jim and his girl were not even looking at
eachother.On the drive back to Calgary Jim's girl sat in the
back looking out the window.As soon as we hit the city limits,
she wanted out.None of us,including Jim,ever saw her again!
I asked him what the hell happened last night.Well,he
described to me how much this girl liked giving head.Claimed
she was the best.She would get a certain look in her eye
and go to it like you would not believe.
Anyway,she wasted no time in heading down between Jim's
legs as soon as they got in to the sleeping bag.Well,Jim said he
didn't try to stop her,even though he felt this huge cramp
happening and knew there was a gigantic gas coming.Something
similiar to Mount St.Helens perhaps.He said he tried his best to make it just go away.
Well,you know what happened next?He let that puppy go with her still sucking away in that sleeping bag.Well,he told me she came up out of that bag like a wildcat,with her fingernails
trying to take his eyes out!!It was dark as hell,and Jim tried to
apologize while trying to keep his eyes.In the ensuing battle
the whole tent was torn down.
We have never let him forget this one! What a charmer he is
with women!!
Wear them for the ones you love
An inventor from Colorado has created the world's first fart-proof underwear.
Buck Weimer says his airtight knickers have a replaceable charcoal filter to remove bad gas before it escapes. The undies, called Under-Ease, are on sale over the internet.
Buck, from Pueblo, said he thought up his invention after his wife 'let go a bomb' in bed one night. Buck, 62, and Arlene, 57, suffer from Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel syndrome.
In both men and women's styles, the underwear, made from a soft, airtight, nylon-type fabric, is designed for people with chronic flatulence. Elastic is sewn around the waist and both legs.
The removable filter - which looks similar to the shoulder pads placed in women's clothing - is made of charcoal sandwiched between two layers of Australian sheep's wool.
Buck says the charcoal filter isn't too bulky but could capture the bad-smelling gas and allow the non-smelling gas - hydrogen and oxygen - to pass through.
It was developed from gas masks worn by coal miners, reports the Denver Post.
They come as boxer shorts for men and panties for women and sell for $24.95. Replacement filters cost about $5. They are sold with the motto: "Wear them for the ones you love."
An inventor from Colorado has created the world's first fart-proof underwear.
Buck Weimer says his airtight knickers have a replaceable charcoal filter to remove bad gas before it escapes. The undies, called Under-Ease, are on sale over the internet.
Buck, from Pueblo, said he thought up his invention after his wife 'let go a bomb' in bed one night. Buck, 62, and Arlene, 57, suffer from Crohn's disease, an inflammatory bowel syndrome.
In both men and women's styles, the underwear, made from a soft, airtight, nylon-type fabric, is designed for people with chronic flatulence. Elastic is sewn around the waist and both legs.
The removable filter - which looks similar to the shoulder pads placed in women's clothing - is made of charcoal sandwiched between two layers of Australian sheep's wool.
Buck says the charcoal filter isn't too bulky but could capture the bad-smelling gas and allow the non-smelling gas - hydrogen and oxygen - to pass through.
It was developed from gas masks worn by coal miners, reports the Denver Post.
They come as boxer shorts for men and panties for women and sell for $24.95. Replacement filters cost about $5. They are sold with the motto: "Wear them for the ones you love."
what about pussy farts??? haven't any of you been DATY when the sp has a pussy fart? Happened to me with Lisa from pink ladies. okay, here's one for all the sp's to laugh at, i was with Leanne, yes the squirter, a few years back, going at the Y, just hoovering it, yes i did know that she squirted, but didn't know how it would come, when in mid breath, out it comes, i had to have guzzled a good 1/2 cup, i couldn't get that taste out of my mouth for the next 2 days, even after lots of gum, brushing, and tons of mouthwash........ i'm scared to go back. 
